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Service Animals #22: Star Studded (Special Extended 2 Disc Set)

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/21/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Service Animals 22: Star Studded (Special Extended 2 Disc Set)

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Susie Ink, Joey Silvera, Jasmine Byrne, Karina Kay, Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, John West, Rick Masters, Courtney Cummz, Broc Adams, Julius Ceazher, Harmony, Chris Charming, Buster Good, Gianna, Mysti May, Jenner, Nathan Threat, Jasmine Tame, Brandon Iron, Tory Lane, Christie Lee, Derrick Pierce

Length: 279.5 minutes!

Date of Production: 1/15/2006

Extras: The best extra included on the double disc set was 23.5 minutes worth of bonus footage from the scenes that was edited out. Most of it was worth watching and even stroking off to so don't skip it if you buy the DVD set. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot compilation to the scenes, a cast list, and trailers to movies including Service Animals 20, Service Animals 19, Service Animals 18, Strap Attack, and Hellcats 5.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Service Animals 22 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. One of the problems with earlier volumes in the series had been various technical limitations like lots of grain, video noise, poor camera angles, and compression artifacts and they were all present here too, but thankfully in far less obvious amounts. There was some grain due to some of the lighting being off and some noise in a few spots but with two discs to put the material on, the compression artifacts were nowhere to be seen and even some of the fleshtones looked more accurate than usual but the compression rate used to put so much information on just two discs showed as well. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were solid. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

Body of Review: Joey Silvera has been involved in the porn industry longer than most of the current crop of female performers have been alive so it should come as no surprise that he has an idea of what works and what doesn't in his directorial efforts of late. That said, he has won many awards over the years for making quality porn and his latest epic is Service Animals 22, another double disc special edition for fans to enjoy. If you like seeing truly hardcore action, some of it too edgy for certain companies to sell online, you've come to the right place (and you'll be coming a lot if my own experience is any indication in the matter) as the gals get put through some rigorous training as they act like animals. Here's a brief breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and that it might take you hours (if not days) to get through this one:

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Scene One: Susie Ink, an all natural bleach blonde with a lot of ink on her body, was up first in what was billed as her first scene on camera. She blew Joey Silvera and felt him up but he made a big deal about her inability to urinate though she did so when he let her back in (the most likely reason why Empire doesn't sell it on their website). At least there was no pretense that she was "squirting" but she went back to orally pleasing Joey, eventually leading him to vaginally screw her as he abused her by spanking, punching, and choking her. She masturbated some more in her ass before he took over and gave her an anal bone of his own. She did taste testing (PTM and ATM) too, eventually working out a load as she jerked him off into her mouth.

Scene Two: Jasmine Byrne, one of the sexiest Latinas in porn, and the very appealing Karina Kay, were up next as they took a smoke break outside of the warehouse and played with each other. This is the kind of teasing fun that Joey's movies tend to excel at so when they reappeared inside the set to work with Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, John West, and Rick Masters; I knew there'd be a show to behold. Karina started off the real sex by praying in front of Erik, licking and sucking his meaty shaft as though she were indeed blessed with Jasmine quickly assisting her friends with that sultry Latina tongue of hers. The oral was as much a lesbian kiss as a blowjob, a trend continued as the gals went down on each other while the other gal would blow him even more. This led to some heated and energetic screwing with Karina taking it in her pussy first. Jasmine sucked him clean and then went in for some not-so-sloppy seconds off of his rod, with Karina assisting this time. They each got some more sex this way before Jasmine took it in the ass as she kissed Karina, Erik hammering away like he was lost in the moment. Erik then lost his load as Karina did ATOGM (sucking him clean out of Jasmine's lovely ass) with the two cumswapping his load before swallowing it down. The scene wasn't over though since the ladies had plenty more meat to work with, as they rest of the males from the scene entered the room for a blow bang. Sadly, Jasmine disappeared and it was left up to Karina to satisfy them all, moving from a blow bang to an all out orgy with her as the focal point. There was (cough) "squirting" as she got nailed in her pussy and she jerked them off into her mouth by "sucking the cum out of those balls" in her heated manner. Whew!

Scene Three: Courtney Cummz, the hotty featured on the center of the front DVD cover, was up next as she played the role of "dirty little fucking whore" in a jailhouse reform school scene with Broc Adams, Julius Ceazher, and Joey Silvera. Her fetish outfit was nice enough but her appealing face and body sure helped her act a lot as she teased to please. This led to some masturbation action on the small bed, using a pocket rocket to get her juices flowing. She then gave Joey a swell blowjob on her knees, jerking him off to a fair pop shot. After swallowing his load down, she did some interracial action with Broc and Julius, providing her ass for them to suck at as she smoked her cigarette. Her double oral on the guys was again fine and this led to the men taking turns screwing her pussy and ass; ample reason why they'd come back for more off of her. Like the other gals of the show, she was a sexually aggressive partner in heat, willing to expand her limits as though she wanted to be part of the fun. There weren't a bunch of double penetrations but she didn't need them to convey a sense of passion and the scene ended after she took their loads well enough.

Scene Four: Harmony, the appealing bleached blonde on the upper left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was last up on the first DVD as her advertised DP took center stage. There was a moderate amount of tease outside, followed by a little inside too, as she showed her unusually well hidden submissive side to Chris Charming and Buster Good. They tied her up to the bedpost and she paid them a lot of money "to do a good job", just before she started impaling her throat with their meaty cocks. They spanked her fleshy ass and she started sitting on their cocks one at a time until she was worked up enough to handle both of them at once. She appeared to love her own juices as she sucked them off of the men's penises; also finding some love in the choking they did to help get her excited. The scene wasn't the longest one of the movie but it was certainly a good one as she proved to be even more of a sensation slut than previously displayed in other scenes. Once they were done screwing her holes (with a double vaginal too-DPP), it became readily apparent that the only thing she liked tasting better than her own juices was the taste of semen traveling down her throat.

Scene Five: Gianna, the busty brunette located on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, and her domineering roommate Mysti May (beside her on the cover), were first up on the second DVD with Jenner, Nathan Threat, and Broc Adams, providing the meat for the scene. Mysti was upset at Gianna's attempt to "mack" on a guy she wanted first, and while I never believed the act, it was still fun to see her get bent out of shape in the kitchen. The tease portion of the scene involved some spanking and lesbian work, as well as choking and spitting for those too timid to enjoy it. The guys soon entered the room and the gals got into a virtual cocksucking contest; giving sloppy knob slobbing a new set of names to think about. They eventually moved to the couch where the gals took the cocks in their pussies with Mysti doing anal as well. Those who enjoy taste testing will appreciate the scene as well as those of you who like bitchy women in charge, with a cumswapping session used to close out the majority of action (and the minority action providing a last round of fun).

Scene Six: Jasmine Tame, the hotty with the light hair and crystal blue eyes on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next with studly Brandon Iron. She played a deliverywoman and he was upset over the supposed invasion of his privacy so the next thing you know, he was ripping off her clothing and feeling her up. Her perfectly shaped ass attracted some extra attention by Brandon, as did her cameltoe, and while there was less tease footage this time, the rougher edge of the scene shown through quickly as he spanked her ass and offered up his own "package" for her to deliver (down her throat that is). She provided an enthusiastic hummer to him, working his entire shaft and balls to ready him for some pussy plunging action that came right afterwards. Like many of Brandon's scenes, there was some foot fetish action too, and she proved to like orally satisfying him all over, though I got the impression that she liked him inside her pussy more than her mouth. She also rimmed him and took anal very nicely but she was more sexually aggressive during the blowjob and vaginal sex. The scene ended after more taste testing and the usual facial, with her swallowing it down easily before he kicked her out of his house.

Scene Seven: Tory Lane, the babe on the middle of the right hand side of the front DVD cover, and Christie Lee, the cutie on the top middle of the cover, were up last in a scene where they took care of Derrick Pierce and Erik Everhard. Tory started it all off by laying back as Erik went down on her pussy, but the scene flashed back to the two gals having some lesbian fun over Christie's flashy belt soon enough. Derrick looked a lot like a butt pirate this time as he joined the gals going over one another. The sex was passionate, full of chemistry, and energetic, with the gals taking dick in both pussy and ass with some technical DP footage for those who care. Christie was very much in her own little world, using a strap on dildo to assist Tory with getting off, but I've long appreciated Tory's unique brand of heated fun so I couldn't truly judge which of them provided a better performance. It sure had lots of replay value though and ended out the movie really well with the facials going all over.

Summary: Service Animals 22 was jam packed full of the kind of fuck for the buck you'd expect would only come from a very expensive compilation but all of the material was freshly shot for this release and the cast was often in rare form as they showed some of their skills that have elevated them to pop culture celebrity status. I'm going to rate this one as Highly Recommended, although I could see why many of you would go the extra step and collect it, thanks to the amount of material on the 2 disc set, the fine cast of talents gals, and the extras that helped make it all worthwhile too. The technical values were decent and I think Joey has kept the mark really high for his fellow directors in the industry (especially since so many of them provide well under two hours of footage for nearly the same price). Check this winner out and you can email me about your experiences but I don't expect I'll hear from you for days with the way this one was put together.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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