Cast: Aphrodite Night, Steve Holmes, Anastazie, Brandon Iron, Ms. Panther, Mr. Pete, Brandy Talore, Gianna, Michael Stefano, Robbie James, Jim Beem, Mike Hash, Johnny Fender, Mickey G., Saz One, Rocker, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Noelle (bonus scene only)
Length: 157 minutes
Date of Production: 10/19/2005 (box); 5/3/2005, 5/27/2005, 6/29/2005, 8/17/2005, 8/18/2005, 10/19/2005 (credits)
Extras: Like most of Brandon's releases for PXP, this DVD had some sweet, value-adding extras. The first of these was an 18.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that had most of the cast getting ready for scenes, goofing off, offering cute comments and even some masturbation action. This was followed by about 17 minutes of additional tease footage (where the gals strip and masturbate a little for the camera). The bonus blowjob scene by Noelle as she inhaled Brandon Iron's meat pipe was worth a couple of looks too and the rest of the extras were standard package including a cumshot recap, a photogallery, a director's biography, and a double sided DVD cover as well as trailers to shows like Strap It On 2, Ten Little Piggies, Teens Cumming of Age, and ATM POV.
Audio/Video Quality: Photographic Mammaries 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Brandon Iron for distribution by Platinum X Pictures. The lighting was solid, the amount of video noise and grain barely noticeable, and the composition of the shots well done by Brandon himself. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were accurate as could be here too. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English audio was basic but probably recorded in monaural and processed to clean up the signal. I could hear everything going on and this was a standard gonzo audio track by the sound of it.
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Body of Review: Brandon Iron is considered one of the nicest guys in porn thanks to his low key attitude and willingness to take on whatever role is needed to get the job done. As a male performer, he likes the fetish aspects of porn, including foot fetish, rough stuff, and whatever comes his way. As a director, he leans towards gonzo since it seems to offer him the chance to provide the purest form of adult entertainment unsullied by the trappings of features. His latest release for PXP is Photographic Mammaries 5, his tribute to large breasted gals everywhere. As I noticed in Photographic Mammaries 3, Brandon sure picks the cream of the crop (who then help milk that cream straight out of his nuts) for this series, taking on gals that typically don't do anal or circus act sex in favor of showcasing their not-so-hidden talents on the small screen. With the first part of the show recorded in Yugoslavia, he then moved on to Southern California to finish things off, often capturing solid scenes of fun and enjoyment. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and all the gals had large chests:
Scene One: Aphrodite Night, a 19 year old gal with a skinny body but ample breasts (for her frame at least) was up first with Steve Holmes in a hotel room. Brandon was in town for Yugoslavia's first porn convention and I doubt if he cared that this gal spoke no English as Steve revved up her engine by kissing and then eating her out. Sexual satisfaction is the universal language so it came as no surprise that his oral made her wet and she reciprocated with a hand-assisted blowjob to get him as hard as a rock. This led to them screwing vaginally in a few positions (Steve doing most of the work though) and eventually ending with a healthy sized load to her face and chest.
Scene Two: Anastazie, the busty blonde on the front DVD cover with pretty blue eyes, was up next with Brandon Iron, in the hotel room after a bit of sightseeing. She didn't speak English either but her body was peaking to my crotch as she posed for his camera all over the room and balcony. If you like large, all natural tits, this gal had it going on with a lean body as well. The strength of this scene was how much chemistry the couple had, combined with her kicking body and pleasing demeanor. From the oral on her chest to the titty fuck and blowjob, both of them appeared to be having fun with the other, leading to some serious head by both before they screwed like happy little bunnies. Brandon got in some foot fetish material (as always) and found her to be an active participant of the vaginal sex. It was a good ride with some nice diversity of positions, leading to a large pop shot on her tongue. She did swallow some of it but the smile she gave spoke volumes as to how much enjoyment she had.
Scene Three: Ms. Panther, a chunky black gal with a big ass and large breasts, was up next as she followed the general formula in teasing Brandon as he took stills of her in the hotel room. Her chest was 38-DD for those into measurements and her sex trick was to provide boob juggling for Mr. Pete. He tried his hand at it and found to be nearly as skilled as she was, smothering himself between those knockers before feeling up her wet pussy. He never went down on her but she sure blew him like she was sucking sugar through a straw, laying back for him to mount since he wanted a titty fuck. This led, of course, to him boning her pussy in a few positions but the weakness of the scene was that she let him do most of the work. Sexually passive women don't work for my libido so that detracted from the heat for me. The scene then ended as expected with a facial but she didn't come across as liking it, making the scene a filler for me.
Scene Four: Brandy Talore, a foxy brunette with huge breasts on her tiny frame, followed the formula next as she posed for Brandon's camera in the living room. She claimed to be 23 years old and mentioned that her tits weighed five pounds (each!) so after a short interview, Brandon Iron had her get on her knees to blow him. She was a playful little vixen, slobbing his knob as though she loved doing it, leading to him smothering his face between her chest after some nipple sucking. This seemed to turn her on even more with her nipples getting even larger than they were (I've seen smaller finger tips, yikes!). He ate her out and started boning away at her pussy while she moaned in approval, eventually bouncing up and down like she was getting off. He popped on her breasts and then a number of poorly endowed men joined her for a blow bang where she took on all comers. I liked how she moved from one guy to the next, sucking off the men as they entered her sphere of influence, using her breasts to enhance the experience too. I recognized Arnold and Mickey but the camera work was tough to finish off their names as they stood in line to get a little head from her. When all was said and done, they unleashed lots of semen to cover her head and chest completely.
Scene Five: Gianna, a curvy babe with as great looking an ass as chest and face, was up last in a scene with Michael Stefano. She seems to be the heir apparent to the throne of mammary maiden queen given the sheer number of titles she has been in lately. They both played with her chest after the tease session, with her slapping him around with them until he took over. The titty fuck and oral were both very nicely done, with her showing considerable skill in the art of milking a nut. As far as riding him in her pussy went, she was an active rider when properly positioned, never forgetting to use her chest when appropriate (which means all the time). She did a bit of PTM between positions and he blasted her face with semen at the end of his section of the scene. The scene then showed another blow bang where numerous men got their jollies off on her mouth and breast manipulation skills, coating her like they did Brandy in the earlier scene (though she did swallow Michael's load, the massive amounts to come at the end was too much for her). In her favor though, there were only four guys this time.
Summary: Photographic Mammaries 5 was worth a rating of Recommended to anyone that likes large breasts being used in their porn. The gals weren't content with just posing like models or otherwise taking a back seat to the fun, though a few of them could've been more cock hungry in my opinion, and the amount of extras and fuck for the buck made this one a nice selection from the PXP vaults. If you prefer small-chested, waifish gals that look more like young boys, there are plenty of gals around the business for you to appreciate but real men like curves and these gals had them in spades. Check it out and you'll see what I mean.
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