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Joanna's Angels 2: Alt. Throttle

Studio: VCA » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 3/24/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Movie:

Burning Angel's lovely ladies take a second trip to the big time with this sequel release from VCA. While technically Joanna's Angels 2 Alt. Throttle, like its predecessor, would fall into the feature category, the content outside of the sex scenes is really nothing more than a series of loosely connected gags that kinda-sorta tell a very basic story around which to string the sex scenes. Once again, however, it works. If you dug the first movie, this is more of the same flavor it's fairly light and playful but manages to deliver some seriously solid hardcore sex from a bevy of beautiful women.

For those who don't know who Joanna Angel is, think of her and her gang of girls as king of a hardcore version of the Suicide Girls. A lot of people are calling this goth porn or alternative porn or punk rock porn (the slogan at the top of the case says The Originator Of Punk Rock Porn Is Back!), though that's not really the case with this release or the other Burning Angel releases, as these girls are way too happy looking to be goth they've just got a lot of tattoos and piercings, that's all. Regardless of what genre you want to lump them in, second film, once again produced by the one and only Larry Flynt, manages to clock in at one hundred and seventy five minutes in length most of which is made up of quality fuck footage.

The movie starts off with Joanna and the gang interrogating Tommy Pistol just as it looks like they're getting somewhere, The President Of The United States (played by Mr. Marcus who looks like he's having way too much fun in this movie) calls for Joanna. Rancid's Ruby Soho plays on the soundtrack, the credits roll, and we're off... The Angels learn that Charlotte Stokely has kidnapped the President's daughter (Dana DeArmond) and is holding her hostage in order to eliminate all facets of alternative life. That means no punk rock, no tattoos, no piercings, that type of thing. The Angels are not cool with that so they spring into action, which more or less means they fuck their way though the mission.

Chapter 1 Joanna Angel, James Deen and Mr. Marcus: After getting briefed by the two men, Joanna (looking hot in some black fishnets) decides to serve her country by sucking James' dick and stroking off Mr. Marcus. She goes back and fourth, sucking one and stroking the other, then back again. She bends over so that James can fuck her from behind while she continues to blow Mr. Marcus, and then gets on her back so Marcus can pound her pussy while she sucks James off again. She rides James reverse cowgirl style (at one point she shrieks and has to pull out, it looks like it hurt, but soon enough she's back on there like a trooper), continuing to blow Marcus. After that James shifts gears on her and she rides him with her ass, finger banging her cunt. Mr. Marcus moves in and she gets DP'd by them on the desk. From there she rides Marcus cowgirl style and sucks James off then it's back to DP land again. After that the boys pull out and pull off right into her face.

The first scene is a good one, the oral action being the highlight. If DP's are your thing you'll dig this one as Joanna gets railed pretty good here. As always, she looks great, which definitely adds to the heat.

Chapter 2 Pixie Pearl And Tommy Pistol: Tommy wastes no time going down on her once her legs are spread, eating her clit and pussy and using his fingers on her. From there he stands up and whips it out so that she can give him a sloppy but fun looking blowjob getting her make up smeared all over her face in the process. After she's sucked him he bends her over and fucks her doggy style, and then from there she sucks him off again. He has her stand up and spread her legs and he licks her some more, and they both use their fingers on her together before he slips his dick back into her from behind. She blows him briefly and then gets on top of him and rides him reverse cowgirl style he stops to chew on a poster he finds and slap her ass a bit (Tommy Pistol never fails to crack me up). She gets on her back and spreads her legs so he can fuck her missionary style and she can work on practicing her clit soloing technique. He pulls out and she blows him to a finish, he gives her a facial.

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A very solid scene with some fun humor and some hot sex. These two have a good chemistry together and Pixie is just smoking hot and completely adorable in a totally sexy way. The more we see of this girl in the future, the better.

Chapter 3 Mr. Marcus and Pinky Lee: When this scene starts she's got her head between his legs and is sucking him off while hiding under the desk in the Oval Office. She stands up and strips for him, revealing some fancy stockings underneath it all and then she gets back to sucking. He pulls out after a while and she helps him wad on her face.

If you're into blowjob scenes, this one is solid. She's not gagging on him or spitting on him at all, instead she takes her time and does it like most of us would want her to which is a refreshing change from so many of the harder edged oral scenes that seem to be so popular these days.

Chapter 4 Kylee Kross and Mr. Marcus: Having finished with his intern it's now time for the President to fuck a secret agent! Kylee crams his cock into her mouth, slobbers all over it and bobs up and down on it as fast and rough as she can. She uses her hands and her tongue on his prick, which is a nice touch, and then she lies on the desk with her legs spread so that he can eat her pussy. He stands up and slams his rod into her snatch, and then she gets on top of him and rides him reverse cowgirl style as we get a really nice look at her natural body. From there she leans over the desk and he fucks her cunt from behind, pulling out only to throw it back into her mouth for the big finish.

While this isn't the best scene on the disc it's still a decent one mad better by Kylee's genuinely hot looks. She's a very pretty girl and she looks like she knows what she's doing, which always makes a scene better.

Chapter 5 Dana DeArmond, Sabrina Sparx And Tommy Pistol: With the president's daughter (Dana, bound to an X made of wood and clad in a sexy schoolgirl outfit) completely brainwashed, it's up to Tommy and Sabrina to fix her it seems she wants to go to the mall, buy dance music CDs, and get implants. Tommy tries to talk some sense into her but it does no good. The only option they have is to fuck some sense into her! Sabrina (sporting white fishnets and white go-go boots and looking absofuckinglutely hot!) goes to work on her pussy, using her fingers and tongue on it to get her warmed up while Tommy sucks on her tits. Tommy moves south and goes down on her while Sabrina helps work her clit. From there they untie her and she spreads from behind so that they can both work on her ass and pussy with their mouths and tongues. From there Sabrina continues to work on Dana while Tommy turns his attention to Sabrina's pussy. Tommy fingers Dana's ass while Sabrina keeps eating and eating, and then the girls team up on poor ol' Tommy to give him a fantastic double blowjob. Tommy fucks Dana from behind while she goes down on Sabrina, her cunt now dripping wet and then she and Sabrina trade places so that she can get railed. From there the girls lay on top of one another so that Tommy can go from one pussy to the next without much effort. Sabrina gets on all fours, Dana eats her from behind, and Tommy fucks Dana's beaver from the back before fucking her in the ass (does that piercing hurt?). He pulls out and they finish it all off when he strokes off onto their faces and tongues.

Yowza. It's scenes like this that remind me why I love these girls so much. It really doesn't get much hotter than this. Pistol is his usual self, he's funny and can carry a scene but he also takes care of the girls really well and Sabrina and Dana are just completely sexy in this scene, which is thankfully quite lengthy.

Chapter 6 Joanna Angel, Charlotte Stokely And James Deen: The two enemies finally meet. How do they settle their differences? Lesbo sex! They kiss and Joanna works her fingers on her new friends pussy for a bit before going down on her and really sucking on her clit. Joanna gets on all fours on the couch and Charlotte returns the oral favors. From there she busts out a purple dildo and fucks Joanna in the ass with it, still eating her pussy from the same angle. James has been sleeping on the couch beside them this whole time. They wake him up by sucking his cock in a great double blowjob scene before Joanna gets on top of him and rides him reverse cowgirl style. After that, Charlotte gets on all fours so he can bang her doggy style while she goes down on Joanna. Joanna moves down to the action area and lends her tongue to the proceedings, ensuring that Charlotte gets the royal treatment. After that James fucks Joanna, then Charlotte again going back and forth between the two lovely ladies before they use their mouths on him. He then fucks Joanna in the ass and uses his fingers on Charlotte, with Charlotte occasionally licking his prick. He pulls out and shoots in their mouths and they share some of his goop with one another.

Another excellent scene! The real reason to check this one out is for Charlotte. As sexy as Joanna is, Charlotte just looks great here in some white stockings and her natural body. She and Joanna really seem into one another here and they heat up the screen in a really good way.



This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable non-anamorphic 1.85.1 widescreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient, even if the levels are unusually low (this is fixed easily enough by simply turning up the volume). The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level so as not to overshadow the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.


First up is a group commentary with most of the participants in the movie. It's funny and goofy and it tends to go all over the place. There's a lot of joking around which makes it amusing even if sometimes it's disjoined. In between the jokes though we are able to get a pretty good feeling for how the movie was made and some of the oddball things that happened on set. This commentary isn't going to change your life or anything, but it is a fun distraction.

Up next is a Behind The Scenes segment called Friends (With Benefits) that starts off with Tommy goofing around on set. From there we see some of the girls getting ready for their scenes, and generally goofing around on set. There are some candid interviews in here, and we see some of the scene set-ups and some practice runs on some of the lines. This segment runs for six minutes and forty three seconds and it's a nice look at the performers off screen.

Next up are some outtakes, starting with Tommy practicing some of his fight scenes and kung fu moves. I'm not sure why this guy is so funny, but he is and watching him completely fuck up some of the stunts and jump onto moving cars is genuinely funny. From there we see some more goofing around on set with the girls and some motorbike footage before getting a chance to see Tommy jump off the roof of a house. This segment runs for five minutes and twenty three seconds and it's all stunt footage no bonus sex footage here for you, you pervert. It's funny stuff though.

Rounding out the extra features are a slide show of roughly eighty hard core images of the girls in action from the film (set to Rancid's Time Bomb!), trailers for Art School Sluts, Fresh Flesh and Kill Girl Kill, as well as a web-link and a phone sex add. There's also a star index option which lets you skip to your favorite girl and from there it breaks the scene down into segments.

Final Thoughts:

If you dug the first film, this one is more of the same. It's high quality sex with silly lowbrow comedy and it's just plain fun. The performances range from above average to absolutely hot and the storyline, while hardly mind blowing, serves its purpose and provides a lot of laughs along the way. The disc looks and sounds pretty good and VCA has thrown in some nice extra features as well. Joanna's Angels 2 Alt. Throttle comes highly recommended!

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