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Fine Ass Bitches 3


Studio: DVSX » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/27/06



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Fine Ass Bitches 3

DVSX

Genre: Vignette

Director: Bobby Manila

Cast: Jasmine Tame, Brad Baldwin, Velicity Von, Ty Enali, Slimm Dawg, Brooke Haven, Kurt Lockwood, Monica Breeze, Trent Tesoro, Dylan Ryder, Lee Stone, Franchezca Valentina, Tommy Gunn

Length: 131.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/22/2005 (box); 12/20/2005 (credits)

Extras: The best extra was the series of solo masturbation scenes by the women who got to spend a couple of minutes jilling themselves on the generic couch. I wish they were longer but it's always nice to see the gals' pleasure themselves. Velicity and Ty had their scene together but they stayed on their own side of the couch rather than engage in more lesbian licking. There was also an interesting 14 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that spent a fair amount of time with the entire female cast (on first glance at least) with nudity and short anecdotes from them as they were interviewed. There were some trailers to shows like Pass the Crème, Fine Ass Bitches 1, Fine Ass Bitches 2, a photogallery, a section for the pop shots, and a double sided DVD cover (advertising on second side only though) to round out the extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fine Ass Bitches 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Bobby Manila for DVSX to distribute. The fleshtones looked accurate, there was little grain, and the lighting was decent throughout the movie. It could've been a bit more evenly lit but it wasn't bad in most ways. The composition of the camera shots was almost always favorable to the women, playing up their strengths rather than zooming in on their flaws as so many directors seem compelled to do, and this added to the visual appeal of the movie. There were some compression artifacts this time so make sure you watch it on a dedicated player (trying it on my computer seemed to have a more negative effect on playback. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but the levels were sometimes set too low on the vocals with the microphone not picking them up too well. The music was a factor during the tease footage too but in all, the audio was fairly weak so don't expect much.

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Body of Review: Bobby Manila, a fairly new director in porn, has provided some decent quality porn but is still learning his craft as he makes a variety of movies. Recent internet rumors have him trying to decide over where he wants to direct, with even talk of bidding wars to get his talented style moving away from DVSX. His latest movie is Fine Ass Bitches 3; a movie much like Fine Ass Bitches 1 and Fine Ass Bitches 2 in how it showcased attractive women having various kinds of sex on generic couches with the usual men employed by DVSX. Thankfully, Bobby didn't try to expand his presentation too much and the casting provided some solid performances by a great selection of ladies so here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that none of the men wore condoms:

Scene One: Jasmine Tame, the curvy babe on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was a nice choice to go first since her star is definitely on the rise in porn circles these days. While her face could use a bit of a treatment (the make up used to cover the pocks doesn't work with the DVD format too well), Brad Baldwin didn't seem to mind a bit since her body parts were so curvy and appealing. I've watched her a number of times in scenes that showed her skill but perhaps something reacted with her diet since her body had some blemishes too (she's far too much of a hotty to fuss about it but wanting perfection is a human trait I picked up years ago). He snacked on her ass and she blew him with the skill of an experienced cocksucker, kissing and pawing each other to prepare for the screwing that came afterwards. Her oral was enthusiastic and powerfully appealing but it was the way she skipped the vaginal in favor of an anal ride that showed her nasty side the best. Once she got used to it, she aggressively rode that cock in her ass like it was the only thing in the world she cared about. She sucked his dick clean from there (ATM) and he pounded her some more before dropping a load on her ass with the remainder saved for her mouth.

Scene Two: Velicity Von, the curvy babe on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, and a skinny Latina by the name of Ty Enali, were up next as they tried to tease the camera but came across as a bit clumsy in their efforts. Thankfully, a nude gal about to fuck removes most of a man's critical thinking skills so I kept watching until they were joined by a black tattooed male named Slimm Dawg on the black leather couch. The gals were calling themselves sugar and spice, though which was which was not explained in detail. They contrasted nicely with each other since Velicity's pale skin against Ty's dark skin was visually appealing as they sucked his cock together. Velicity went first in the ride the cock marathon in her pussy while Ty felt her up but each got a turn to play here. The scene had a lot of PTM (technically, PTOGM) as the ladies would clean his cock out of their friend's pussy between positions. It struck me as a mostly mechanical scene though and the lacking spark or chemistry made it seem something like a chore as they went through the motions.

Scene Three: Brooke Haven, the curvy hotty featured on the front DVD cover with the black stockings, was up next with the infamous Kurt Lockwood after giving some of the formulaic tease the series is known for. He brandished a riding crop and spanked her as she bent over for him but once she had his small cock in her mouth, she worked him over pretty well. Her bent over oral looked especially nice to me though he seemed to have erection problems until she rimmed and fingered his ass (remember, that doesn't actually make him gay, no matter what some of his detractors claim). She was another active rider of cock, slamming herself down on his meat after a standing 69 (much like how Lee Stone does it although he's not half the man Lee is). She did some PTM and they switched to anal (on her, not him) although she did rim him again, with some ATM and varied positions before he popped his slight load on her neck and face. It wasn't a bad scene and maybe if she had worked with one of the other men, it could've been great.

Scene Four: Monica Breeze, a lean brunette with a nicely shaped body and pretty eyes, was up next as she playfully teased in the living room while stripping off her clothes before picking up with Trent Tesoro. She seemed to like that he was pawing her body in a slightly rough manner as the foreplay began, leading to him sucking her ass a little and spanking the cheeks. She reciprocated by inhaling his modest meat pipe in a sloppy manner, apparently getting off as she diddled herself while doing so. She aggressively road his cock in reverse cowgirl, losing her breath while talking dirty about her wetness. I liked this gal far more than I normally do with a newcomer, perhaps because she reminded me of someone from my past, and I didn't care that she didn't do anal here. He did unleash a large load on her ass cheeks though and ended the otherwise solid scene nicely.

Scene Five: Dylan Ryder, a curvy gal with an appealing face and nice smile, was up next as she wiggled it, just a little bit, in front of the camera before hooking up with the massive Lee Stone in the bedroom. Her ass was made for grabbing and Lee seemed entranced by her body to the point where he spent a little time playing before tossing her down to service him as he is known for. Neither did much oral on the other before she plopped her pussy down on his cock. She rode cowgirl style and liked his "big cock" as she put it with her fleshy ass showing his finger marks as he grabbed them so tightly during the ride. He then picked her up for a standing fuck, lifting her body as many of you wish you could do, ordering her to "taste it" as she provided more of the missing oral before swapping positions. There was no anal here either but it was a decent scene and I hope to see a lot more of her in the future, less because of her swallowing skills than her generally positive manner of playfulness.

Scene Six: Franchezca Valentina, the brunette in the back middle of the front DVD cover wearing the pink fishnet outfit and matching panties, was up last as she provided a great view of her wonderful body in the living room before getting to work with studly Tommy Gunn. They looked great together and after some minor oral on her, she was most attentive to his needs with her mouth and tongue. He seemed to put a lot of stock in doing what she wanted to do though there wasn't an unappealing part of her physical form, tapping her pussy from behind as she purred in appreciation. Her dirty talk was limited, as was how actively she rode him most of the time, but just looking at her would probably be enough for most fans. The scene ended with a moderate load to her abdomen, weaker than I wanted it to be but still seemingly full of some chemistry between the couple. I hope to see her on a better day since I think she has a lot of potential.

Summary: Fine Ass Bitches 3 was a mixed bag for me since the cast seemed less prepared to screw than some of the previous volumes in the series. It struck me as a Rent It although I'm sure many of you think that's a bit harsh considering the sum of the parts being so pleasing at times. In general, the amount of fuck for the buck wasn't a bad deal and I think some of the ladies are well on their way to making it big but there were too many gaps in their performances to get the most out of the scenes so check it out before putting down your dough for keeps.

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