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Hard Cock Hotel


Studio: Male Media One » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 4/2/06


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

GENRE:
Gay Adult Movie
DIRECTOR:
Paul Carrigan
LENGTH:
90 minutes
CAST: Dan rider, Jeff Brooks, Mark Andrews, Maxx Summers, Dakota Philips, AJ, Tom Cage, Brok Austin
PRODUCTION DATE: 9/30/2005

The Good Stuff
Hard Cock Hotel is a three-scene wrestling fetish movie. This being my first wrestling movie I was not sure what to expect. The guys in the film are refreshing mostly average looking with a little more meat on their bones than the normal twinkfest usually found in pornos. While still hot, the guys do not have the bodies of greek gods. The movie has 3 scenes or as the case of this movie they are called "matches". Each scene starting with the guys wrestling naked on a wrestling mat or in the pool followed by some basic sex inside the hotel.

Scene 1

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Dan Rider and Mark Andrews are having a chat naked, poolside. Dan says he hasn't had any fun yet hinting that he wants to hook-up with Mark, who would rather do anything than Dan Rider. They get into an argument and conveniently there are some wrestling mats by the side of the pool that they take full advantage of. After 10 minutes of wrestling between the two of them, Dan finally throws Mark into the pool. Then Brok Austin who apparently is Dans boyfriend comes over to see what's going on and he wrestles with Dan for a bit before they all three decide to go indoors and get to some fucking. Brok has a giant cut schlong, which unfortunately never seems to get totally hard. We have kissing and cocksucking in abundance. A hot scene is Mark trying to fit Dan and Broks fat cocks in his mouth, he can't do it but it's a hot scene to see him try. Dan is the only one who does any fucking and he gives it to Mark doggie. Everyone is then on the floor jacking off and they all cum on themselves in a nothing-special ending. All the salamis in this scene are cut and these guys have shaved sacks.
[Actors: Dan Rider, Brok Austin, Mark Andrews | Sex Acts: kissing, jacking, oral, fingering, anal | Positions: cowboy, doggie | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: 3 cut wieners | ]

Scene 2
Again we have two guys fighting by pool, this time its Tom Cage and Dakota Philips. The wrestling on the mat turns into kissing, followed by Tom and Dakota reciprocation knob gobbling. The hottest bit in this scene is when Cage gives Dakota some major deep rim action. There is no fucking in this scene sadly as I would have liked to see Tom Cage in action. There are lots of shots of Dakota's cock, which is uncut and appears a little malformed. If anything is considered fucking in this scene it must be Tom Cage fingering Dakotas bum. We have a few quick minutes of Tom getting head from Dakota then its Dakota climaxing on Tom's chest. No money shot for Tom.
[Actors: Tom Cage, Dakota Philips |Sex Acts: : Oral, Fingering, Kissing, Rimming, Jacking |Positions: N/A no fucking | Condoms: N/A see positions | Dicks: 1 cut, 1 uncut | ]

Scene 3
AJ, Jeff Brooks and Maxx Summers are all "wrestling" in the pool. After that gets tiresome they all take turns wrestling on the mat poolside. For a change Jeff actually sports some wood while wrestling which I thought was what this movie should have been about in the first place. After the guys get sweated up wrestling they take a quick dip in the pool to cool off before heading indoors for some action. Jeff is the total bottom in this one getting all the ass plugging in various positions. He is also the only one who stays hard almost the entire time. After Jeff getting it in various positions we end with a jack fest on the floor to end this three-way.
[Actor: AJ, Jeff Brooks, Maxx Summers |Sex Acts: : Kissing, Oral, Anal, Fingering, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: 3 cut johnsons | ]

Audio/Video

There is absolutely nothing special with either the audio or visual in this film, just your normal everyday porno stuff.

Extras

Photo Gallery still shots from movie playing with music in the background. Sex: 15 stills Wrestling: 14 stills

Behind the Scenes: Is 21:52 of the guys getting ready or inbetween scenes. It is shot on a hand held camera and some scenes are very wobbly. You see the cameramen filming the scenes as well as the guys taking the still shots.

Scene selection: each scene is broken down by wrestling, oral, pounding, and cumshot.

Trailers: Preview for Wrestling Auditons

Contact: snail mail address and email address of company.

At the End of the Night

Hard Cock Hotel while at times I found funny because the guys always had to come up with some ridiculous reason to wrestle first, before getting down to the sex could have been better. If the guys were actually hard or aroused while wrestling and then fucked while wrestling or fucked on the mats or somehow connected the wrestling with the fucking would have made more sense to me. The guys were all hot several of them with average bodies and a few daddy types with shaved heads and furry chests but all in all friends this one gets my rating of rent it. It's worth seeing once if just to get to see your first wrestling movie.


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