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Make Me Creamy

Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/4/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Make Me Creamy

Vouyer Media

Genre: Cream Pies

Director: Vince Vouyer

Cast: Allie Ray, Sascha, Renee Richards, John Strong, Marquetta Jewel, Randy Spears, Joanna "mini me" Angel, Katalina Linda, Steve French, Steve Taylor, Roxy Deville, Erik Everhard; Kyle Stone, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Vince Vouyer and Tim Von Swine in the bonus scenes only

Length: 183 minutes

Date of Production: 1/16/2006 (box); 11/9/2005, 12/29/2005, 12/30/2005, 1/2/2006, 1/16/2006 (credits)

Extras: The first extra was a ~31 minute selection of footage from the cutting room floor. There was a lot of sex and nudity as well as some of the playful tension breakers found on a porn set that has lots of youthful newcomers (seeing Kyle Stone and Arnold Schwartzenpecker get some extra poon tang from Joanna in particular). It was well worth watching, especially if you're a fan of the ladies in the cast (and Joanna had some great comments to offer up). The next extra was actually three separate sections of bonus sex footage called the Bonus Core. The first of these was a short vaginal scene with Roxy Deville, a 23 year old gal with a bubbly personality getting some "nut on her nanny" that lasted under 2 minutes long. Allie Ray was up next in the second segment as she spoke with, and then blew, Vince Vouyer after teasing the camera with a good long look at her assets. This scene only lasted about 4 minutes but she was fun to play with. The third section was only about 4 minutes long and consisted of Marquetta Jewel getting hammered in her pussy by Tim Von Swine. There was also a long photogallery, a true double sided DVD cover, and a cardboard protective sleeve for the DVD case.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Make Me Creamy was presented in a non-anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.85:1 as shot by director Vince Vouyer (with some help from his pal Tim Von Swine) for his brand new company, Vouyer Media. The lighting was not flat and even like his previous work at Red Light District and Platinum X Pictures but it was still substantially better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn. There was little grain and the fleshtones were somewhat off in many portions of the show but the fact that it was shot in HD led me to think that there was more detail available for the inevitable conversion to the higher resolution format coming out later this year. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as Vince could make them, and given his level of skill developed over the years, he showed he still has what it takes. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but there was no separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances (at which times they were too loud of course).

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Body of Review: Vouyer Media was started as the result of studly director Vince Vouyer breaking away from his former home at Red Light District and getting funding from the popular Steve Orenstein (known for his business savvy more than devotion to gonzo sex flicks). Their first release was extremely well received, showing Vince able to provide something more visually and psychologically interesting than his body of work for his past employer. I like RLD/PXP and prefer their sense of flat lighting but there are times when something different is called for to help keep things fresh. Well, the second title from Vince and his company, Make Me Creamy, focuses on cream pies; where the male ejaculates inside the woman's vagina or ass after the usual forms of sex. If you like gonzo sex, you're going to like this one too, but here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used here:

Scene One: Allie Ray, a hot little baby doll that looks a lot like a younger version of Jennifer Tilly, was up first in a scene on a bed with Sascha after an interview and session of tease with Vince. She gave him an aggressive blowjob and he boned her tight pussy in return. It took her awhile to warm up to his cock inside of her but she got more active as the scene progressed. He popped out his load into her pussy without any edits, allowing her to finger the load out afterwards. The scene lasted about 30 minutes and even though she only took the single load, there was some energy this time. I just hope in future performances she kicks into her better energy levels sooner.

Scene Two: Renee Richards, the gal on the front DVD cover, was up next on a red couch as she showed off her 21 year old British body during the interview with Vince. Her partner was the studly John Strong and the scene advertised as being her first creampie. Fans of all natural bodies that didn't get enough with Allie will be happy here and her few extra pounds worked for her more than it would for most in the industry. She hasn't been in many scenes so the freshness factor was also strong here though her active oral on his shaft was top notch. This led to them screwing vaginally in a manner where both met the thrusts of the other and subsequently moving onto anal with even more vigor. They went back and forth between the two holes, her tasting his dick at regular intervals, with her vocals coaxing him on. The scene lasted about as long as the last one, though it was actually warmer with the couple showing more enthusiasm and energy, ending with the creampie delivered to her warm pussy. She licked the spew off her fingers and ended the hot scene.

Scene Three: Marquetta Jewel, a gal that is fresh and new to porn, looking much like a younger, fitter version of Olivia O'Lovely, showed that she had a little attitude along with some of her baby fat in her scene with stately Randy Spears. Tim gave her the interview and fans of junk in the trunk will like her as much as I did at this year's 2006 AEE Show. He fingered her to warm her up and she alternated between blowing him and jerking him off in a pleasing manner. The screwing was active as she aggressively bounced on his lap, eventually taking Randy's load into her snatch before she gave up some sloppy seconds from a second guy who was never identified properly (and the camera angles never showed his face). She left most of the load on the couch and carpet but tried to clean it up with her fingers to swallow down. I haven't seen her in action nearly enough but this stands out as her best work to date. With some more experience, she could be great.

Scene Four: Joanna Angel, the tattooed goth gal leading the wave of "alt porn" was up next with cute Katalina Linda, on a couch as Tim interviewed them. Joanna spanked her new friend, leaving handprints on her Mexican ass to help christen her (Katalina's) fourth scene. Their male partner for the day was the controversial Steve French, known far and wide for his hairy body as well as his donkey punching proclivities. What worked for the scene was how all three of them continually kept busy either sucking or fucking one another, never letting up as happens in weaker movies. The gals did some lesbian work but in general, Steve was the focal point of their attention; from the active blowjob they double teamed him with to the ball sucking to the thrusting down of their bodies on his cock. Rather than do anal this time, the ladies rode him vaginally, typically as the other would give them some attention on the side. Katalina took the creampie and it was a large one, leaving a mess and Joanna felt cheated so she left to get a load of her own in the other room (check the next scene). In a sense, seeing Joanna in the scene was as much a bonus as anything, although she did a great job and made this scene better by her performance.

Scene Five: Joanna Angel, all ready for action after losing out on the creampie last time, came across Steve Taylor in the next room. She wanted his cock in her ass so she sucked him off and prepared him for the act. They screwed very heatedly and he gave her an anal creampie but I was surprised that she didn't get any action from Kyle Stone and Arnold Schwartzenpecker that was seen in the extra footage section of the show. Still, I considered it a separate scene thanks to the manner in which they did it all so well.

Scene Six: Roxy Deville, a perky 23 year old brunette with an all natural body, wore pink & black lingerie during her interview about her past as a stripper while talking to Vince. She gave some nice tease footage and worked with Erik Everhard after masturbating on the red couch. She was yet another that gave a great blowjob, using hand to gland combat techniques, eye contact, and lots of powerful suction to get him into the moment. Like most of his work in the past, he was lost in the moment as he hammered away on her, with her loving every moment of the action. She had comparable looks and skills to the rest of the ladies in the cast though she came across as the most enthusiastic throughout her ride on his meaty member. In that sense, she was a first class, E Ticket, ride from the beginning to the end of the scene where she took the creampie and ate the proceeds off the floor.

Summary: Make Me Creamy had a lot of fuck for the buck for fans of heated gonzo porn, earning a rating of Highly Recommended for the great footage, a great cast of young ladies, the sweet extras, and the technical values offered up by director Vince Vouyer. If you hate creampies or prefer couples porn, you will want to look elsewhere but the rest of you will be made believers that Vince is on a roll and making even better porn than he did last year for his former (and still quite favored) employer. If you look closely, you'll see the difference between Tim and Vince's camera work (which you prefer is strictly a matter of personal preference since each has a certain flair). If he keeps this up, he's going to make a lot of fans happy (and a lot of haters upset that he continues to prove them wrong). In short, Make Me Creamy will make you dreamy for Vince's next flick.

PS: In the BTS feature, Joanna settles the squirting argument by essentially admitting that at least some of it is urine.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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