Steve Anthony, Jean-Pierre Mauboussin, Michael Kael, Tom Fruise, James Pean, Starco Ferreri, Marc Hatour.
"Weekend at Ernie's" is not an XXX take-off on the comedy "Weekend at Bernie's". There's no fancy beach house, booze, and thankfully, no dead bodies. There is, however, an empty apartment somewhere in France that is the hook-up spot for man-man sex. The movie is also known under the title of "Le Chantier Defonce".
The models are a mix of handsome French guys with one guy that personally was not appealing to me. As I've said before, looks are subjective, so I'm sure he is appealing to other guys.
There is a variety of hairy and smooth chests, full and shaved pubes, hairy and shaved holes, and cut/uncut cocks.....mostly uncut.
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Two dudes hired to paint over some ugly wallpaper have much more than painting on their minds. Soon, the idea of some making-out, mutual jack-off, sucking, and fucking (with condoms) is much more appealing to them than paint brushes. Who can blame them?
A couple is having a vicious argument in the stairwell. Somehow this arguing turns into some sucking, nipple sucking, rimming, and fucking (with condoms). Isn't this how all arguments end?
Well, we are back in the room with the ugly wallpaper. Two cute dark-haired Parisians enjoy some heaving making out with wild tongues, cock sucking, fucking (with condoms), and a wonderful facial money shot.
Guess where this scene takes place? The building manager is obviously unhappy with one of the painter's work. What does the angry manager do? Suck cock, finger-fuck, and fuck(with condoms) of course!
"Weekend at Ernie's" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The picture quality is grainy and filled with dropouts.
The videography is very basic...to the point of the shots being too stationary. However,there are some nice close-ups of the various sexual shenanigans these guys get into.
I loved the background music which is a cool 1950s cocktail lounge-style jazz. The music is mixed with the natural sounds of these guys gettin' off.
The extras consist of a scene selection and chapter stop options.
The models in "Weekend at Ernie's" are mostly attractive and there are some nice close-ups and money shots. I dig European men so that is a plus.
I have mixed emotions about recommending this movie simply due to the poor picture quality. I'm torn between "Rent It" and "Skip It". So, I say if you like European guys with big cocks, rent it....but keep in mind the picture quality is grainy.