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Cracka Ho Lost at Sea

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 4/9/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Troy Penetrator, Venom, Toby Kerrywood, Saukel, Infamous, Slim, Skylar Howl, Thugzilla

The Movie:

"Cracka Ho Lost at Sea" consists of one extended scene featuring five sexy African American dudes and two White guys all ready for some rough n' tumble action. These dudes get it on in a speed boat that just happens to be in a warehouse!

There is a nice variety of body types represented here: stocky/muscular, tall/slender, and a cute blonde guy who is a little chunky. Most of the schlongs are nice 'n long (one looks to be about 10 inches!), five being cut and two that are uncut. These dudes' pubes range from full to shaved and the tight holes are a varitey of hairy and shaved.

This boat load of self-proclaimed "Gangstas" put the blonde dude and a handsome lanky skater type--as well as each other--though their sexual paces with numerous combinations of cock sucking, hole play, and fucking (with condoms).

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The editing keeps the various couplings and sexual hijinx going at a nice pace. Blondie definitely loves to suck big cocks. There are times when he is practically worshiping them two at a time. This is a non-stop suck and fuck boat party complete with cocktails!



"Cracka Ho Lost at Sea" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The picture quality is nice 'n sharp. The hand-held camera gets right in on the cock sucking with some very nice close-ups but has some problems with close-ups during the fucking. I believe this is due to the cramped speed boat setting.


The title and end credits have a very cool jazzy hip-hop tune.The remainder of the movie is all natural sound which is clear and picks up all the sounds of lovin' that one could want.


The extras consist of scene selection/chapter stops, a cast photo gallery, a preview for another Male Media One production featuring some of the same dudes, and some behind the scenes footage.

Final Thoughts:

I'm a fan of no-frills productions and "Cracka Ho Lost at Sea" is up there with some of the military movies of the like that I have previously enjoyed. There is something about this type of film that I find to be a big turn-on: Most likely the realism provided by the models. These dudes are not acting. I can tell they really love sucking, fucking, and shooting their loads.

The production values on the film are not the most expensive; however, this works in the movie's favor. As stated before, the hand-held videography does not disappoint during the oral sex: plenty of nice clear close-ups. The close-ups of the anal action are limited.

I loved the truly hot "Gangsta" dudes with their tattoos, sexy Philly accents, and big schlongs.

My only dislike is the use of the word "n*gga" which was continuous throughout the film. I don't consider myself overly "politically correct" but it bothered me.

Finally, I recommend "Cracka Ho Lost at Sea" for viewers who dig African American dudes and basic no-frills action as much as I do.

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