Audio/Video Quality: Cum Stains 7 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color the twenty clips were originally shot in by directors like Mike Quasar, Mark Davis, Greg Alves, Sammy Sixxx, and others for release by Zero Tolerance. The quality of the scenes varied a lot more than usual since they came from source material shot over the period of about 16 months, for directors of varying quality, and under the various time and budget constraints any company would have. This said, none of the scenes looked terrible and some looked quite good. The fleshtones were often very accurate, the lighting professionally handled, and the amounts of grain negligible although some of the scenes looked washed out; perhaps due to DVD mastering problems. There were minor visual flaws in many of the scenes but also nuances favorable to repeat play. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English though there did not appear to be any separation between the vocals and the music wasn't worth mentioning.
Body of Review: Cum Related Titles must really turn on a lot of guys given how frequently the term is used in porn titles these days. That said, most of us recognize that the male pop shot seems to hold great sway in porn these days given the emphasis on where it goes (facials, creampies, swallowing and many other sub-genres come up when discussing them). Well, in a compilation much like that presented in Zero Tolerance's Big Rack Attack and Elegant Angel's Real Female Orgasms, Zero Tolerance has released Cum Stains 7, a compilation of pop shots similar to the last volume in the series I reviewed, Cum Stains 2. To me, the genre jumped the shark long before Red Light District's Cum Dumpsters series but the idea was to edit a lot (and I mean a LOT) of scenes to include just the last part before the semen flew all over the place in Cum Stains 7, described on the rear DVD cover as: "Cum rain, cum shine! One thing's for certain when these cum-crazy cuties grab hold of a cock, they shower themselves with massive amounts of man muck and squeeze every last drop of dick drool from it! Fountains of ball juice blast onto fresh faces, streams of cum cascade into open orifices, and loads of creamy semen get soaked and swallowed. Don't ruin expensive clothing and furniture and keep the cum right where it belongs, drenching every inch of their precious young bodies!" Here's a look at some of the pairings and the majority of titles used to form this compilation, keeping in mind that most of these edited scenes lasted a minute or so only:
Blow Me Sandwich 6: Gia Paloma, Hillary Scott, Chris Charming, Gaper Maker 4: Claudia Ferrari, Lauro Giotto, Bruno SX, Who's Your Daddy 6: Haley Paige, Chris Charming, Tic Tac Toes: Patricia Petite, Mick Blue, Ass Cleavage 5: Sharka Blue, Sarah Blue, David Perry, POV Centerfolds: Stacy Silver, Mick Blue, Meet The Fuckers 2: Liliane Tiger, Joe Monti, Mick Blue, Cherry Bomb 3: Liliana Ferri, Vanessa, Too Young To Fall In Love: Kat, Goo For Two #2: Nikki Dark, Susie Diamond, Mick Blue, Blow Me Sandwich 7: Penny Flame, Sandra Romain, Cherry Bomb 2: Niky Rider, Stella Morandy, David Perry, Blow Me Sandwich 6: Angela Stone, Gwenn, Ass Cleavage 6: Pamela, Mick Blue, Gaper Maker 4: Rita Faltoyano, David Perry, Who's Your Daddy 6: Kirsten Price, Barrett Blade, Tic Tac Toes: Dora Venter, Mick Blue, Ass Cleavage 5: Simonne Peach, Patricia, Mick Blue, Dillion Day, Cherry Bomb 3: Miu Lee, Roly Reeves, POV Centerfolds: Lucy Lee, Mick Blue, Meet The Fuckers 2: Mandy Bright, Too Young To Fall In Love: Courtney Simpson, Sascha, Goo For Two #2: Laura Lion, Janette, Strip Tease Then Fuck 6: Austin Kincaid, Sascha, Cherry Bomb 2: Megane Cole, Sheryl, David Perry, Bruno SX, Blow Me Sandwich 7: Jenaveve Jolie, Dillan Lauren, Ass Cleavage 6: Sandra Romain, Mark Wood, Blow Me Sandwich 6: Sativa Rose, Lacey Tom, Steve French, Gaper Maker 4: Susane Brend, David Perry, Who's Your Daddy 6: Jenna Brooks, Frank Gunn, Tic Tac Toes: Mya Diamond, POV Centerfolds: Simony Diamond, Ass Cleavage 5: Ellen Saint, Meet The Fuckers 2: Cory Everson, Cherry Bomb 3: Katy Caro, Too Young To Fall In Love: Jeannie Marie Sullivan, Scott Nails, Goo For Two #2: Melissa Lauren, Alecktra Blue, Strip Tease Then Fuck 6: Angelina, Mick Blue, Cherry Bomb 2: Vanessa Hill, Choky Ice, Blow Me Sandwich 7: Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Ass Cleavage 6: Kaylynn, Sascha, Gaper Maker 4: Liz Honey, Nataly Brown, David Perry, Who's Your Daddy 6: Keri Sable, Tic Tac Toes: Victoria Swinger, David Perry, POV Centerfolds: Kathy Anderson, Claudia Rossi, Ass Cleavage 5: Lucy, Meet The Fuckers 2: Stacy Silver, Morgan, Cherry Bomb 3: Lolita Angel, Maria Bellucci, Too Young To Fall In Love: Karina Kay, Scott Nails, Goo For Two #2: Skarka Blue, Tera Joy, David Perry,
(And it continued with the same movies and a variety of other performers that I listed above.)
Summary: Cum Stains 7 was another one of those times when I wished the company would've skipped the format and provided ten or so really excellent scenes rather than a series of clips designed to barely whet my appetite. For me, that means it warranted a rating of Skip It although fans of this kind of compilation will likely enjoy what was on hand for their hand to gland combat. Don't get me wrong, there were some excellent scenes from very appealing movies (some of which I saw with friends since Zero Tolerance wasn't shipping screeners for a long time) and I heartily recommend looking into some of them for their swell choices in cast, superior technical values and energetic scenes but a compilation like this should almost be a handout to the masses in the form of a teaser trailer collection, not a full priced set itself.
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