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Mexicunts 3

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 4/17/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

GENRE: Latin Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
LENGTH: 2:12
CAST: Marquetta Jewel, Nikki Nievez, Havana Ginger, Luscious Lopez, Marisol, Donny Long, Jenner, Rick Masters, Panama Jack & Mickey G. Non-Sex Performances by 19-O-D, Manuel Laybor, Romero, Jake Stallone, Scott Holl, Joe Tauras and Dante
PRODUCTION: November 15, 16 & 18, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo

the Special Features

Behind the Scenes [4m 12s] | Interviews with the ladies of "Mexicunts" | Trailers for "Smokin' Crack 2", "Young Bung 3", "Dementia 3", "Direct Deposit 2" and "Clusterfuck 4" | Photo Gallery | Cum Shots Recap | Website | DVD Credits

the Fucking

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Never let it be said that Mickey G.'s not a smart guy. He begins this scene where any smart, warm-blooded, heterosexual male would - between Marquetta's luscious thighs. He gives her pussy a thorough licking before she gets to work on his dick, giving him some great head until she hops on top for cowgirl. Now, cowgirl is not one of my favorite positions, however, the very site of Marquetta's fantastic ass bouncing on Mickey's dick is enough to melt some polar ice caps. Que rico! When she's done riding, she spreads her legs for some deep missionary, followed by doggystyle. For the briefest of moments, I thought he was going to slide inside her ass, but he didn't. (Darn it.) Our scene ends with Mickey unloading a shot in Marquetta's mouth. Immediately after the sex, we're treated to some sexy footage of Marquetta showing off her tremendous body while dancing in sexy lingerie.

Yes, i'm biased. Damn proud to be. Marquetta is one of my top three Latina porn starlets working today. Besides being a cutie, she's got a body that doesn't quit and looks tremendous in motion.

[ Marquetta Jewel & Mickey G. | Oral (F/M), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: None | ]

Nikki starts the action by sucking and gagging on some dick, before taking a ride, both regular and vertical cowgirl. Reverse anal cowgirl is up next, followed by anal doggystyle and anal missionary. After some generous helpings of ATM (and gaping), there's some vertical anal missionary, until Nikki takes a weak shot in her mouth to end the scene. As with the previous scene, we see some footage of Nikki dancing as she shows off her body.

Nikki usually doesn't do much for me, but there was something about her during this scene that caused a slight arousing in a certain point. Unfortunately, it disappeared once the ATM and gaping action started. So whatever points she earned at the beginning of the scene, disappeared with a quickness.

[ Nikki Nievez | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, ATM | Cowgirl, Vertical Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Havana gets down to business by sucking the translator's dick after showing off her Tijuana titties. He reciprocates by diving between her thighs to give her pierced pussy a licking. Missionary is first (along with PTM), followed by anal reverse cowgirl (with ATM) and anal doggystyle. Some more ATM leads to an anal bow & arrow, along with anal missionary, before Havana ends the scene by sucking a shot out of him. Havana does a dance for us too.

Havana's another favorite of mine. She's got a nice, tight body, and while I might not be a big fan of fake tits, she wears them well. Oh, and she really seems to enjoy getting plugged in the ass, too.

[ Havana "Consuela" Ginger | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM | Missionary, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Bow & Arrow, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

After a brief interview, Marisol gets to work by sucking some dick and then having her pussy licked and fingered. Doggystyle is first, followed by bow & arrow, regular and anal. There's some scissors and reverse cowgirl, regular and anal, until Marisol bends over for more doggystyle, this time anal. ATM leads to even MORE regular doggystyle, before the scene mercifully ends with a shot in her mouth. Marisol spends some time at the end of the scene dancing. At this point, I just want to move on.

Marisol was the closest thing to a "bright spot" in the terrible Viva La Cream Pie. Here, among the likes of Luscious, Havana and Marquetta, she's way out of her league. I'm still not that impressed with the way she fucks. She seems as if she wants to get down 'n dirty, but when she's doing the deed, she'd rather be sleeping.

[ Marisol | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal, ATM | Doggystyle, Bow & Arrow, Scissors, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

As she has her pussy rubbed, Luscious starts the scene by giving her friend's dick an enthusiastic sucking, before hopping on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. Well, it would've been sexier had his dick stayed inside of Luscious and she would've been able to get a rhythm going. Turns out the reverse cowgirl action is pretty lengthy, and after some time, he decides to give up on her pussy and stick it in her ass. The scene ends with a brief anal spooning and brief missionary, until she takes a shot in her mouth for her troubles.

I'm going to say something that I never thought i'd say about seeing Luscious in action - I couldn't wait for this to end. It's not that Luscious didn't bring her usual enthusiasm for fucking and sucking - she did. And it's not that Luscious had open sores and her make-up was terrible and she looked like a strung out crack whore - she didn't. This scene was just plain boring. For the majority of the scene, Luscious spends her time attempting to get a groove going while riding reverse cowgirl. Unfortunately, there is no groove to be had. No doggystyle. No shots of her (pardon the pun) luscious ass. Only towards the end, with the spooning, was there any heat generated. A highly disappointing way to end the disc.

[ Luscious Lopez | Oral (F), Fingering, Vaginal, Anal | Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

After starting out on the good foot, with my girl Marquetta, Mexicunts 3 stumbles slightly by the time we get to Marisol's scene. I thought the schtick for the disc was pretty amusing, in light of current events. However, other than Marquetta's strong scene, along with passable efforts by Havana and Nikki, I wouldn't feel right giving this disc a higher recommendation other than Rent It.

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