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Illegal Ass

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/17/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Illegal Ass

3rd Degree

Genre: Vignette

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Tory Lane, Mark Davis, Jane Darling, Steve Holmes, Mick Blue, Niki Dark, Steve Holmes, Kelly Wells, Dillion Day, Liliane Tiger, Toni Ribas, David Perry

Length: 143 minutes

Date of Production: 10/24/2005 to 1/2/2006

Extras: The best extra was easily the 16.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased the cast and crew as they readied for their scenes and engaged in a variety of sex acts and preparations for their scenes. There a lot of material on the still photography too so check it out when you pick up the disc. There was also a photogallery based on the pictures taken during the shoot, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover, and trailers to movies like Spanish Harlem, Up'R Class 3Hand To Mouth 2, Cum Beggars 3, Finger Licking Good 2, and Crack Addict 2.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Illegal Ass was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by Chris Streams for release by 3rd Degree. The lighting was almost always handled nicely, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house (living room and bedroom). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing to the ladies as they diddled themselves or took on their partners with a few spots in need of fill lighting but otherwise covering up most of their minor flaws. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were very accurate, making this one visually appealing to me. The 2.0 stereo audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could almost always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. There also a second audio track for those who like Spanish vocals but as great as my language skills may be, I couldn't say I'd be able to properly evaluate this one on the translation merits alone.

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Body of Review: Chris Streams is one of those understated directors that often provides a visually interesting set of scenes in his movies. I know precious little about him other than he tends to do most of the work on set by himself in order to get it right. Climbing up the ranks and having to prove yourself tends to do that to a guy so it's a good thing he can handle all aspects of the production with the rare rough edge caused by some minor issue. Today's review is of his latest production, Illegal Ass, where the gals all did anal and seemed to handle the action quite well. I was never sure why the title was "illegal ass" since the ladies were all over 18 years old and they didn't seem to be sporting illegal butt implants but whatever the title, there was some heated boning going on. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used by the men in the scenes:

Scene One: Tory Lane, a curvy babe with dark hair, a sweet ass, and a great set of sexual skills, was up first as she teased the camera outside on a lawn chair by the pool. She had a few more blemishes than I prefer to see on an ass but she was a nice compromise between being built for speed and built for comfort, fogging up my computer screen much like she fogged up the camera lens a few times. She finished up the tease by walking inside the house to suck off Mark Davis; a gentleman looking a lot older these days with the advent of so much gray hair. She did the no-hands oral as she slobbed his knob as well as some hand assisted blowing that looked just as sweet before he gave her a few licks and fingered her as though he was drilling for gold. Feeding her some of her own juices, he moved on to sucking her feet as she fingered her own ass, tasting it for effect before he started hammering her ass with his penis. It started slowly but she was soon riding his dick in her ass like it was the best thing she could've done, showing some of the enthusiasm missing in other titles I've watched this week. He did tap her pussy too, mostly at the end of the scene, and ended it with a facial pop but instead of having her rub it out, he did so with her apparently eating some of it before the camera faded to black. Yum!

Scene Two: Jane Darling, a hotty associated mostly with Private, was up next as she teased the camera in her neon pink fishnet outfit and spangled blue bikini inside the house. Her ass was looking full and thick with the bottom of her outfit riding up her ass crack for full effect. I'm glad she's still in porn and I'm willing to bet that my sentiments were agreed on by scene partners Steve Holmes and Mick Blue too as they came out of nowhere to DP her (probably having been worked up at her lengthy teasing). She did some taste testig (PTM and ATM) before giving some more traditional head to the men but they went right back to her holes and plugging away before much time passed. This eventually led to the men giving her some one on one time and even a pleasing titty fuck before they came in her mouth, sucking seed as well as she ever has in the past. There wasn't any build up or chemistry but it was still a decent scene in most ways.

Scene Three: Niki Dark, a brunette with an ample sample of an ass, was up next in a black bikini as Chris felt her up and spanked her. Initially, he spent no time on her breasts or face but with an ass like that, I can understand why this was so. Still, her pretty face and lovely all natural body was such that I didn't mind which part of her he looked at so long as there was plenty of tease with her in it. This led to some POV action on partner Steve Holmes as she blew him soundly. That led, of course, to him nailing her ass and getting some ATM with the couch absorbing their sweat. She was a bit over the top in terms of faking the orgasm and they did some vaginal screwing at the end but it was her lack of active riding that weakened it for me. Still, she was the one to jerk him off at the end and she didn't shy away from the mouth shot so that added points and made the scene come off as decent.

Scene Four: Kelly Wells, a light haired gal that has sometimes come across as a trailer trash version of so many of her peers, was up next all dressed down in a pair of yellow shorts and a light blue mesh top in the living room. Her legs and ass looked really hot here though her ability to tease seemed better than I recall her doing in the past. I couldn't quite place it but she seemed to act differently than she had in the past, less like the sloppy seconds' type she used to be and more like a higher level performer. With PTM and a minor squirt show, she was then ready for Dillion Day. Sucked him off and took his dick wherever he wanted it to go (all three holes with an emphasis on anal); giving lots of dirty talk to enhance the mood of the scene though some of you may be turned off by the rough nature of the action. Still, it was a good scene, better than usual for her in fact, and it ended as expected with some gag fucking and the pop shot to the mouth to swallow down easily.

Scene Five: Liliane Tiger, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up last as she followed the formula to tease the camera with that lean body of hers. Granted, she had to bend over and arch her back to make her ass look as rich and full as some of the others in the movie but she had the benefit of those incredible good looks of hers too. After the ample amount of teasing, she took care of both Toni Ribas and David Perry inside a sitting room, the guys tapping her pussy and ass like it was theirs for the taking. The oral was pretty solid too but the gal came across as poetry in motion regardless of what she did, from the tease to the DP to the ending pops she handled so well. She had some chemistry with Toni in particular but this lovely gal is welcome at my place anytime. Whew!

Summary: Illegal Ass was a DVD I can say was worthy of being Recommended, it still had some moderately lackluster performances by a few of the ladies but on average, they were still solidly made with some decent replay value. This contributed to the level of fuck for the buck with some solid extras (the BTS in particular) making it a fun show to watch. If you like foreign gals (except Tory) in your porn, you'll like this outing of Chris Streams' so check it out if you're so inclined.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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