Extras: The extras were light this time with a mere photogallery, cast list, limited filmographies, and website info offered up. Thankfully, the movie itself lasted over three hours, removing the concerns I initially had about limited value.
Audio/Video Quality: Strap Attack 4 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Joey Silvera for distribution by Evil Angel. Extreme fetish porn like this kind of thing almost always looks poorly so it was a pleasant surprise that Joey kept up the relative standards of the show with decent lighting, minimal grain, and only occasional shadows on hand to mar the action. It was far from his best looking work but it wasn't too much weaker than most gonzo so fans of this sort of thing will find this pretty good looking. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but as always, there was little proof of the coding process given the lack of separation between the channels and the limited dynamic range. While slightly on the softer side in terms of volume, it was pretty good aurally as well.
Body of Review: Joey Silvera is currently considered the king of fetish gonzo at Evil Angel, embracing a variety of sex acts that most of his peers refuse, or are unwilling, to promote. Whether or not that's a good thing is strictly a personal decision and today's review of Strap Attack 4 is yet another example of this. The premise is simple, females wearing strap on dildos dominate men by making the men blow them and take the cocks up the ass. While I've long been a believer in the right to choose, I've also been a believer that the ass in an exit only hole for straight men. Still, in order to expand out boundaries, it makes sense to take a look at different practices, sort of like foam wrestling and I'm acquainted with a few ladies that have wanted to expand my own boundaries this way for quite some time. In any case, here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that it got pretty graphic but none of the men seemed to be unfamiliar with a cock in the mouth or ass:
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Scene One: Renee Richards, the attractive brunette featured on the middle of the right hand side of the front DVD cover, Jocelyn Pink, the leaner brunette featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, were up first as they dominated weasely Julian Ko-Jaxxx. Jocelyn wore "big red" and Renee pretended to be a police officer, each in the mood to prove to Julian that his boosts about being able to take anything they have to offer to be somewhat exaggerated. Renee's British accent was appealing as she provided lots of dirty talk and Julian seemed to be no stranger to having a cock in his mouth. They gag fucked his throat and questioned his manhood with Renee even giving him a quick lesson as she sucked Jocelyn's dildo for a moment. Renee then bent him over and worked her fingers easily into his ass, rimming him, and jerking him off before Jocelyn took him anally first. Renee even rode his dick as Jocelyn sat on his face, before Renee drove her bone home into his loose anal passage. The scene went on for a very long time with lots of variations on the theme, Renee doing ATM and the scene ending with him shooting a load thanks to oral stimulation (Julian even ate his own spew…yuck!).
Scene Two: Courtney Cummz, the hotty on the middle of the left hand side of the front DVD cover, Memphis Monroe, the hotty standing above her there, and wimpy Jagger, were next after the ladies got ready for the fun in the bedroom (while "Homes" watched them). Jagger looked like a pole smoker and I think it was a good thing that the dildos this time were smaller or the scene might never have ended. He was an accomplished cocksucker, playing their "little bitch", and Courtney took the lead role in the scene. His own cock was one of the smallest I've ever seen in porn (or anywhere else for that matter) so it was an easy task for Courtney to suck him off (before jilling herself using a vibrator). Memphis proved he was experienced in taking a dick up his ass too as she easily plowed deep inside his rectum while he sucked off Courtney's toy. He did ATM and then Courtney took over while he jerked off. Eventually, he got a sample of Memphis' pussy but I doubt she even felt him since he was so small. Courtney gave him a mercy ride too and the scene ended when he jerked off onto their dildos; forced to suck them clean. I've heard of recycling but this was ridiculous.
Scene Three: Christie Lee, the cutie on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she bound and blindfolded a guy named Vashon Lex. While no stranger to cock himself, he seemed less experienced than other men and the scene was different in how Christie teased the camera outside in the parking lot while she smoked her cigarette. Calling him a "man-bitch", she made it clear that he'd be all hers to do as she pleased, from the initial jerking off (he was as hairy as Ron Jeremy or Steve French) to her applying lipstick to all the other wonders she had to offer him. In his favor, he was hung like a porn reviewer so he had that over the previous two characters though as the scene progressed, he seemed to be far more experienced with cock than he originally led me to believe). Christie was playful and seemed to thoroughly enjoy taking advantage of him (and making him her girlfriend). She was nice enough to let him get some first before she took his ass, though she went slower than the other gals before her had with their partners. He did ATM and she went back for more, eventually jerking him off with one hand and slamming the dildo down his throat with the other. Her oral was more enthusiastic than his was and the scene ended when he blew a load to her mouth for her to give back to him on his face.
Scene Four: Cherish and Calie Marie, a couple of identical twins as seen on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, have been less than enthusiastic in their limited performances to date. Still, the gimmick of twins is always a pleasing one given the idea that all men like them. They were fortunate to get to work with studly Christian XXX; a guy who has an appreciation for receiving cock up his ass second only to Kurt Lockwood, and willing to prove his security in his own manhood by taking two gals on this way. He sucked them off handily, with the practiced ease that comes from years of training and discipline, and while he sucked off Calie, Cherish gave him some oral loving to get him hard. Cherish also took first dibs on his ass, plowing away at it like she was sawing wood to his moans of appreciation. Calie's oral at this point was kind of lame but he was focused elsewhere; soon to be boning Cherish in her pussy. The scene ended when they both licked him as he jerked off, sticking the dildo up his butt to help him along.
Scene Five: Brittany Andrews, the annoying "queen of strap on dildos", was up last to prove that being substantially older than the rest of the ladies with something like 25 years of experience in the genre (starting when she was 13, though not in porn). She wore a vinyl corset that reminded me of Xena: the Warrior Princess from syndicated TV, while Christian XXX looked like he was going out for a couching job at an alternative school with Julian Ko-Jaxxx looking like the hustler on the street corner. She had them strip off their clothes and bend over on the kitchen floor (head on floor, ass in the air); playing with their private parts as she saw fit (rimming, stroking, spanking, etc.). They cleaned her boots with their tongues, working up her legs as she face fucked them one at a time (blowing them a little too). They moved to the couch where she planked Julian first (Christian on ATM clean up) but gave Christian a more powerful ride. She titty fucked Christian to an orgasm, making him clean off her breasts afterwards with his tongue. This went on for awhile until she switched out to the much larger red dildo, using it on Julian extensively before finger fucking him to orgasm (nearly sticking in her whole fist, pulling out her thumb as if given the queue to keep it legal). He popped and transferred the semen to her dildo in order to suck down like a champion.
Summary: Strap Attack 4 was exactly what it advertised itself to be; female domination with the ladies putting it to their men. There was a lot of kinky fuck for the buck too and I feel obligated to say that just because these men allowed large toys to anally pillage them does not make them gay (though I got the feeling that most of them were at least bi-friendly, if you catch my drift). Sexually speaking, there was a lot of energy and enthusiasm on the part of the performers and clocking in at over three hours certainly made this a decent value considering the decent technical values. If you're in the Market for something substantially different than the normal gonzo porn, this might be just what the reviewer ordered for you. As far as a rating goes; if you like seeing men take it in the mouth and ass, this should be considered Highly Recommended and if you don't, you're probably not reading this review. Have fun!
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