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Mother Fucker 4
Straight / MILF
Lilliana Monroe, Kitty Lee, Misty Santino, Alex Dane, Heather Zatch
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The MILF genre might be getting a little out of control. At this point we're getting to where it's simply any woman who's had a child, and quite frankly, that's pretty much what the porn industry was to begin with. The whole MILF tag was supposed to indicate older women, say your friend's mother, who is still definitely doable. But now it just seems as if anyone who's been knocked up gets counted for these kinds of releases.
Case in point: Mother Fucker 4. The only real criteria it seems these ladies had to meet was that they'd had kids at some point. Some of them appear to have JUST had children not long before this production. I'm not saying this to be cruel... I'm just saying.
A good friend of mine once provided the best, most simplistic reason as to why porn is appealing. He said "I like to watch people fuck." I'll take it a step further. While porn is supposed to give us regular joes a fantasy of really hot babes we'd never ever have a shot at boning, I don't mind a healthy dose of reality in my porn from time to time. What I mean is, I like to see women that I COULD fuck sometimes too. This film provides me with that.
Each scene tries to come up with it's own little plot, but seriously, who cares. They're not trying very hard so why should I show much interest. I wanna see fuckin'.
The scenes also follow the porn rundown standard rather strictly. Blowjob, fucking, facial. Fin.
COver girl Lilliana Monroe kinda looks like Emilie de Ravin from ABC's "Lost", but then again not. She's at her best in the doggy style position.
Now, Kitty Lee in the second scene... she looks like someone who could be working in accounts receivable in someone's office building somewhere. You porn snobs out there probably would speed right through her scene, but I swear if I was in this video I would fuck this woman and her absolutely HUGE tits eight ways from Sunday, then marry her so I could continue to fuck her day in and day out. So, I think you're catching my drift with her. Just saying... you know, I like her.
So uh, ahem, moving on. Misty Santino's scene seems a little lackluster, not because of my love of Kitty Lee but because the cock she's given to work with might be a little too big for her. She's a trooper though, regardless.
Blondie Alex Dane is probably the most porno-looking actress on the disc. And our final girl Heather Zatch has simply incredible eyes, which really add a lot to her blowjob scene.
Solid but not spectacular in both areas. Nothing to complain about here.
A photo gallery and trailers for the first three films in the series are all you get.
People you probably could have sex with yourself have sex in this video. If that appeals to you as it did to me, then you'll agree with my Recommended rating. Porn snobs, look elsewhere.
Oh and Kitty Lee, I love you. Marry me.
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