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Dicks & Dildos

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/20/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Dicks & Dildos (Naomi)

Sin City/Mayhem

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Zak Wylde

Cast: Candy Manson, Mick Blue, Naomi, Mr. Pete, Alicia Angel, Lee Stone, Penny Flame, Sativa Rose, Mark Wood, Georgia Peach

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 1/24/2006

Extras: The best extra was the 10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Charles Dickens. There was a lot of footage with nudity and sexual behavior but also some good stuff with a sense of humor. In all, it added some value to the DVD for me. I also liked the interviews by the gals (although someone messed up because they switched Penny and Alicia's names around) since it gave each one of them a chance to talk about whatever was important to them. There was a cumshot recap, a photogallery, some credits, trailers, and spam as well as a true double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Dicks & Dildos was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as directed by Zak Wylde for Sin City/Mayhem. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting decent, with the visual flaws like grain and video noise generally minimal. The composition of the camera angles wasn't always the best in terms of making the gals look their best but there weren't too bad either so I have to admit that Zak is getting better as a director with time and experience. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was in English though more basic in most ways than expected with little separation and limited dynamic range but it didn't get in the way of the heat when it appeared in the action either.

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Body of Review: Zak Wylde has been making a name for himself as a director at Elegant Angel for awhile now but unlike some of his peers, he's proven to have skills that don't rely on the support crew he's involved with at any given time (and this includes a lot of big names folks). His latest movie on DVD is Dicks & Dildos, a movie where the women all see some masturbation action with a wide array of great toys from Phallix before getting the hot beef injection by a guy or two. The cover out it like this: "Sometimes a huge throbbing dick being pounded up a young slut's gaping asshole just isn't enough. She needs a little something extra, like a larger than life, super high voltage mega-vibrator that makes those annoying squiggly lines across your television set as she's stuffing it hard and deep inside her quivering pink cunt. Dicks and Dildos are what these six cock hungry fuck sluts are craving. They just can't get enough as they stuff every dripping wet hole full of hard cock and hard plastic all at the same time, right in front of our cameras. Then these slutty little teen tramps suck miles of cock until they're drowning in bucket loads of hot cum. It's a super-slut fuck toy frenzy and we know you're going to love it!" If you're still interested, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Candy Manson, the attractive gal on the front DVD cover, was up first to set the tone for the movie and establish the formula that the others will follow. I liked her fishnets and the use of her little vibrator, though she jumped back in the bed to use a much larger one almost immediately after that. She masturbated for a few minutes (I'd have loved to taste that puppy!) and Mick Blue jumped in to give her the real deal with some light choking after that. She aggressively and seductively slobbed his knob with some PTM action, moving on to a vaginal ride (man were her breasts bruised too). The vaginal was well handled and thankfully longer than the oral, leading him to screw her pussy with the larger vibrator. At one point, he did a DPP, putting the vibrator and cock inside her pussy at the same time, but it was too much for her to readily handle and didn't look all that great anyway. The smaller vibrator worked better in that regard and the scene ended when he rubbed out a load to her face, sealing the deal.

Scene Two: Naomi, the gal with the bubble butt that has been becoming increasingly popular in porn these days, was up next as she teased the camera in the stylish living room of the house during a slow motion montage. She ended up on a white couch, masturbating with a few toys that looked like lots of fun. The dildos by Phallix were especially interesting visually but she didn't get to play with them on the staircase for long before Mr. Pete and Mick Blue joined her back by the couch. Pete played with her ass while she sucked off Mick though they switched places more than a few times in the course of the scene. Her oral has improved a lot since she first started out and her vaginal skills were always pretty solid. She did anal again (now a regular event for the gal) and a DP, showing a lot of energy as she rocked back and forth on their rods. The scene ended as expected with a double dose of dick spewing forth moderate loads; with the up side of it all being that she savored the taste more than a little bit.

Scene Three: Alicia Angel, a very attractive brunette with a very lean body and love of large glass dildos, was up next in a scene with the massive Lee Stone. She moved over to the large red ottoman to really get into the masturbation action, doing anal to stretch herself out for him and a technical DP worth a gander. He fed her his large rod as she jilled herself but with the introduction of the real deal, she lost interest in the toys except to back him up. He got some good head and she made it clear that she wanted him nailing her pussy and ass so he took over to give her a bone of his own. The pounding doggy style was enough to send her into a warmish trance, enjoying the thrusting action more than a little bit before they did some anal. That was tougher for her to handle and she tried to spice things up with the vibrator on her pussy as he tapped that ass of hers. It wasn't the most active ride of hers to date but she took the mouthful of semen and seemed pleased with herself before swallowing it down.

Scene Four: Penny Flame, Sativa Rose, and Mark Wood, were up next in the living room. Penny is always a spitfire of a gal, whether she's under the influence of something or not, and Sativa is a playful little vixen that seems perfectly suited to perform with her. They came across a table full of glass dildos and other toys; using them on each other in a manner that worked far too well for a guy trying to make it all the way through the movie in a single sitting. Once the lesbian action was through, Mark joined them for some oral as the gals double teamed his meat handily. There was more than a little energy, passion, and heat to go around; proving to the world that sharing is caring. He then went to tapping Penny's pussy but Sativa got some too as the gals assisted each other and diddled themselves while he was occupied with the other. It ended when Penny jerked him off to their faces, the gals playfully commenting afterwards.

Scene Five: Georgia Peach, a bleached blonde from Florida with a fleshy body built for comfort rather than speed, was up last to close out a solid set of scenes. Her montage tease was interesting and her masturbation would've been better had she not had numerous red marks and blemishes but her strength has long been in how well she can take abuse. Her scene partner was Mark Wood after she juiced herself up with the glass toys, sucked his dick with abandon, and rode him after the world's shortest titty fuck. It was a very active ride in her pussy and she tasted herself more than anyone else in the movie before climbing back on board his rod. She also did a fine job in the anal sex, doing ATM as well as the PTM she did so well previously. The passionate scene ended when he jerked out a load to her face, making all five scenes well worth watching.

Summary: Dicks & Dildos showed that director Zak Wylde has a fair amount of talent, regardless of who he directs for. It helped this time that the cast was all well suited for the action and the gals were very appealing to me. The extras added some value to the DVD and the amount of fuck for the buck was above average though some polishing up of various aspects of the movie would've made the show even better. I think this was one worth a rating of Recommended or even higher if you like the cast a lot as a fan, proving Zak might have the stuff to compete with the big boys of porn if he can keep up his game and continue to improve. In all, it was a fun ride to watch and I look forward to seeing what he provides next, especially if he does so at Sin City under their Mayhem line.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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