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King Size

Studio: Hot House » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 5/2/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Gay Adult Movie
Joseph Yale
58 minutes
CAST: Rick Donovan, Jesse Kohler, David Rozario, Scott Avery, Chris Burns, Chris Allen
PRODUCTION DATE: Originally 1984

The Good Stuff
King Size is a flick to show off Rick Donovan's massive cock, too bad he is only in one of the three scenes. Originally shot in the 80's it is a "pre-condom" classic. It is supposed to be guys auditioning to be in a magazine, Chris Allen being the magazine owner looking through the Polaroid's of the potential models. While waiting for his decision the guys get bored and hook up in pairs.

Scene 1

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Chris Allen is looking through Polaroid's trying to decide whom to put in his magazine. The guys are all cute so he starts to stroke his uncut cock before we switch to the first 2 guys waiting to be chosen for the magazine. The waiting guys are Rick Donovan and Jesse Kohler. The guys start chatting and realize they are auditioning for the same part and complement each other on how hot each one is before starting to rub each others cocks through their jeans. The guys undress first with Kohler freeing up Donovan's huge cock. Kohler is one talented sword swallower as he gets Donovan's gigantic cock in his throat till his nose is nestling in Donovan's pubes. Lots of Kohlers drool dripping as he slurps his way up and down Donovan's stick. Kohler licks Donovan's asshole briefly before Kohler is on his back taking it from Donovan. They switch positions to doggie then Kohler lying down on his stomach while Donovan continues going to town on his ass with Donovan pulling out and shooting on Kohlers back. The load is normal size nothing spectacular. Kohlers cumshot is much more substantial, he jacks it while lying on his back with Donovan nestling his balls on Kohlers mouth by kneeling over his face. Kohlers load is the most impressive of the movie so they show it twice.
[Actors: Rick Donovan, Jessie Kohler | Sex Acts: Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: No | Dicks: Cut | ]

Scene 2
Begins with Allen again looking through Polaroid's, ending with David Rozario and Scott Avery who so happen to be in the waiting room flirting with each other. The 2 start kissing before kapow, they are naked and David is stuffing his face with Scott's Salami. Shazam, Scott is taking it doggie from David hard and fast and David pulls out and shoots on Scott's bubble butt. A few weirdly edited shots before we get back to the original scene of David blowing Scott and Scott blows his load on his own chest. The scene ends with the first kissing scene edited back on to look like they are kissing after sex.
[Actors: David Rozario, Scott Avery | Sex Acts: : Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking |Positions: Doggie | Condoms: No | Dicks: Cut | ]

Scene 3
Starts again with more of Allen and the Polaroid's, trying to decide whom to put on his magazines cover. He wishes that the guy in the Polaroid in leather was there. The Lord answers his prayers and leather man is there already naked and hard. Leather man is Chris Burns. Burns walks away leading Allen to find him kneeling on a table hard and ready. Allen gives some head to burns before you see Allen get rimmed for literally 1 second. Allen is then lowering his muscular buttocks onto Burns semi hard cock. Allen is the only one with an uncut schlong and he actually has shaved his pubes. Allen is then jacking and he cums on Burns face a minimal bit before another weirdly edited section of the movie where Allen is being blown again and the positions are just all over the place. Burns finally is jacking and tries to shoot on Allen's face and he gets like 2 drops on it before the scene is over.
[Actor: Chris Allen, Chris Burns | Sex Acts: : Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: : Cowboy | Condoms: No | Dicks: 1 Cut, 1 Uncut | ]





Video and audio for vintage it's pretty good. Compared to porn these days its pretty bad. The picture is not quite grainy but a little fuzzy. The sound is a bit low I had to have my TVs volume up pretty high to hear things. Editing is terrible. They jump from scene to scene, sex act to sex act, dressed to undressed. Even when they should go together you can tell they were shot at different times and just edited back together


Minimal Extra's if they can even be called that.

Chapter Selection

Other titles: Previews for 3 other "vintage" porn titles. Kansas City Trucking Co., El Paso Wrecking Corp., LA Tool & Die

Gallery: 16 still pics taken from movie.

Internet. Website address for video company.


At the End of the Night

King Size is a good flick for those of you who like pre condom or vintage porn. The guys aren't all shaved and hairless and metrosexual like today's porn so again for those who like a more natural look to body hair this is a good flick for you. Rick Donovan's huge tool and Jesse Kohlers cock swallowing magic alone in my book make this movie worth seeing at least once. The rest of the guys were good looking as well with their 80's hair cuts and striped tube socks I wouldn't consider buying it cuz I don't think I would ever watch it again. So for the overall rating I would say rent this bad boy. Donovan's dong is well worth seeing.

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