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Inside the French Connection

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 5/7/06

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Gay Adult Movie
Stephane Berry
CAST: Julien Van Eden, Stanislas Latoy , Bruno Baron, Matt Berry , Stephane Lerois, Greg Terans, Davis Ledoux

The Good Stuff
Inside the French Connection is a flick showcasing French men. As they speak in French the dialogue is pointless but you can get the idea of what is being said by the actions of the men. All the guys in the film have a European twink look to them and all of their meat is uncut. Since it is a French film you know there will be Menage a trois' of which there are two. Three scenes with just 2 guys paired up and the Grand Finale being a six man "orgy".

Scene 1
Julien and Stanislas are on their computer and arrange to meet Stephane in an abandoned garage for some hot gay loving. They meet up and sneak into the abandoned building and get right down to kissing while undressing. After the kissing the guys all take turns sucking on each others schlongs for a bit before Julien wants to taste some Stanislas asshole. Stephane not to be left out starts sucking on Stans hard cock. Stan is next seen on his back on the old table in the room getting his brown eye plugged by Julien with a mouth full of Stephane. Swap positions, now Julien is standing leaning and bracing himself on the table where Stephane is kneeling offering up his cock while Stan is literally fucking Juliens buttcrack. Picture a hot dog sliding in and out a hotdog bun to get an idea of what this scene is. More swapping of positions before Julien is taking it from Stan in doggie position for real while getting face fucked by Stephane. Ending position is Julien now on his back with some jizz on him already (apparently Stephane busted his nut which we don't get to see) being fucked by Stan, Julien gets a decent load banged out of him before Stan is straddling him on the table and jerking off onto Juliens body. The scene ends with the three guys kissing.
[Actors: Julien Van Eden, Stanislas Latoy, Stephane Lerois| Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking, Rimming | Positions: Missionary, Doggie| Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]

Scene 2

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Julien and Stan are back on their computer and arrange for another rendezvous but this time with Bruno Baron as their third. For a change of scenery it looks like they arrange their meeting in an abandoned hotel. This scene is the same formula as the first one, with the guys kissing while undressing. One different thing is that we get to see the guys grinding up against each other while still in their underwear. Bruno being the meat and Stan and Julien being the bread in this grinding man sandwich. Julien is next rimming Bruno who is slobbering on Stans cock before both Bruno and Julien slurp on Stans stick. Various cock sucking and rimming position changes before Julien is taking it from Bruno in doggie position while Stan sucks on Juliens cock. Stanislas wants to feel Brunos cock so he climbs on for a brief ride before its back to Julien being banged by Bruno. Money shot scene is a let down as Bruno is now in a chair and jacks and cums on himself before Stan follows suit and thats it. The cumshot scene is edited poorly again as Bruno has cum on him then its gone then he cums etc.
[Actors: Julien Van Eden, Stanislas Latoy, Bruno Baron | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking, Fingering, Rimming |Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut |]

Scene 3
Julien and Stan are out by themselves this time. Their apparent hobby is making it in abandoned buildings as they find another one to explore. They don't even make it past the stairs before they have to get their hands on each other. Kissing briefly before Julien really goes to town on Stans cock. For this scene there was some odd music playing if it was even music, it just sounded like annoying drops of water falling into a sink. Stan repays the favor by sucking Juliens flaccid cock to hard glory. Julien face fucks Stan for a bit before the guys swap positions and Julien adds the extra measure of 2 fingers up Stans butt. Next Julien gets it doggie from Stan with lots of ass slapping noises from Stans pounding hips. Again some editing problems with Stan back to being blown and rimmed by Julien before its right back to Julien being ass slammed. Julien rides Stan for a bit before we reach the cumshot scene. Julien is sitting on the stairs and Stan is up a few steps so his cock is even with Juliens neck. Stan is jacking so vigorously you can almost see smoke coming off of his cock. He is really working for this load which doesn't disappoint as he cums copiously on Juliens chest and neck. No cumshot for Julien.
[Actor: Julien Van Eden, Stanislas Latoy | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking, Fingering, Rimming | Positions: Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut | ]

Scene 4
Greg Terans and Davis Ledoux apparently like hooking up in abandoned buildings as well as we come upon them making out in a room of said building. Same formula as first scenes with making out while undressing each other. When only half undressed Stan calls Greg on his cell to set up something. He hangs up and gets down to business. The guys swap giving each other oral, neither guy gets stiffer than a semi hard-on. Greg rims Davis before sticking in his semi stiff one for some doggie. Greg finally gets hard enough for Davis to get on for a brief ride before we end with Davis in a chair jacking while being rimmed by Greg, Davis shoots a load and the scene ends. Another scene where we don't get to see each guys cumshot.
[Actor: Greg Terans, Davis Ledoux | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]

Scene 5
Matt Berry and Bruno Baron are into abandoned building sex too. This scene looks like it takes place in same "garage" as the first scene. These guys don't waste any time in getting busy, some brief kissing before Bruno gets right to sucking on Berrys thick hard cock. Swap positions with Berry doing the sucking before the guys are on the table doing some 69ing. Bruno then rims Berry before Bruno is on his back on the table with Berry rimming him to get him lubed so he can stuff his meat in. Berrys turn to bottom in doggie, cowboy and finally with him flat on his back in missionary on the table. Berry jacks off shooting his load while Bruno is fucking him, Bruno pulls out tears off the condom and spooges on Berry as well before they get a phone call from our friends Stan and Julien. This scene gets my highest rating of the movie, one because I think Matt Berry is the best looking out of the bunch with his pierced eyebrow and tongue ring and he has the the biggest cock of the bunch, and two both guys had no trouble getting hard and Matt was hard for most of the time while fucking or being fucked.
[Actor: Matt Berry, Bruno Baron | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking, Rimming | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]

Scene 6
All the phone calls make sense now as the all the guys meet up in hotel for grand finale "orgy". I don't consider it a real orgy because the guys break off in pairs and swap to threesomes, never once all haveing some kind of coupling together. Various pairings of the guys. Lots of oral and kissing before multiple positions and changes of pairings of the guys fucking. The highlight of this scene is again Matt Berry who is the only consistently hard guy who fucks both Gregg and Julien. Lots of shots of the guys being plugged from behind with a mouth full of an other stud. Julien ends up as the target for cum in this scene as he is sitting in a chair with the remaining guys jacking all around him. Julien cums first, Bruno is behind him and shoots on his shoulder, meanwhile Stan is at it again vigorously pounding away he finally cums on Juliens thigh a tiny bit as his jizz supplies are running low from his previous massive load. That's it for cumshots, the scene ends with all the guys squeezing out the hole in the building and Julien and Stan Kissing as if to say good job on arranging all the sex. After the movie ends you briefly have some bloopers for about 2 minutes which im sure would have been funnier if I could understand French.
[Actor: Julien Van Eden, Stanislas Latoy , Bruno Baron, Matt Berry, Greg Terans, Davis Ledoux | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Fingering, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]


Audio was clear, no real "soundtrack" some scenes had music some didn't the weird water drop sound in scene 3 was more distracting than anything. The guys moaning and speaking in French was heard clearly as well as any sex sounds. Video quality was ok, almost looked as if it was amateur porn as it was not as clear as some other pornos I have seen.


Nothing that could really be considered an extra.

Trailers: Hot Hung and Ready, Steam, Sex and Sun, Sex in Normandy, Boiling Point, Weekend in Belgium, Love from Cannes

Gallery:13 stills from the movie

Website: The DVD says they use Weblinks if put in a computer with a DVD player, I did and nothing happened so I dunno maybe its because my copy is a screener.

At the End of the Night

Inside the French Connection was a film designed to highlight French guys. All the guys as I said would be considered twinks and all had uncut cocks and that European look to them. Where the movie was entertaining I had some problems with the editing. Some scenes you could tell were edited wrong as cum would be there and then gone etc. Also for those of you who like to see all parties cum, as I do, this film lacked in that department as well. In most scenes at least one of the guys did not get a cumshot. My feeling is at least if the guy gets to shoot his load you know he at least enjoyed himself a little bit. Anywho with that being said, the guys were cute, the sex was ok, their were a few nice cumshots and I found Matt Berry to be smoking so friends this one you should see at least once so it gets my rating of rent it.

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