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Teen America: Mission #14

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/7/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Teen America: Mission 14

Digital Playground

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Brooke Haven, Chris Charming, Brandy Talore, Scott Nails, Jamie Elle, Evan Stone, Michelle Maylene, Sara Stone

Length: 103 minutes

Date of Production: 6/16/2005

Extras: The standardized extras were a photogallery, slide show and trailers to movies like Jesse Jane: All American Girl, Hard Candy 1, Deeper, Jack's POV, Jack's Big Ass Show 2, My First Porn 4, Pirates, Island Fever, Jack's Big Tit Show, Porcelain, Teen America 13 and numerous trailers to their Virtual Sex line including Virtual Sex with Sophia Santi, Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley, Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, and Virtual Sex with Nikki Tyler.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen America: Mission 14 was presented in what appeared to be a 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as originally shot by the talented Robby D. for Digital Playground. The lighting was very good in all but scene four (my personal preference is for strong, flat lighting but this enhanced the look of the gals better), limiting most of the grain and video noise during the sex scenes. The amount of shadows was also limited (again, except in scene four), thanks in large part to the seasoned eye of director Robby but also the others who participated on the project. The composition of the shots enhanced the look of the gals in every case although the limitations of the gonzo format prevented Robby from truly innovating much here. Thankfully, the goal of gonzo porn is not to be innovative so much as convey heated performances, something this series has long been established as providing in spades. The other good news is that the DVD mastering was as good as ever and I didn't see any compression artifacts. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English where the vocals were likely captured in monaural but the limited music and sound effects were added in on the other channels. In large part, this being a gonzo release means the audio wasn't a huge concern but the vocals were clearly discernable and added to the heat of the scenes.

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Body of Review: 2005's Top Porn List) was not the first time director Robby D. won an award and all indications lead me to believe it won't be the last given the way he routinely attempts to provide a slightly different view for porn fans to enjoy. At times, he crosses the line of good taste (this is needed in porn from time to time) or something doesn't quite work out but the end results are more often than not a title that you can pop a nut (or twelve) to but also enjoy as pure entertainment. Such was the case with his latest release, Teen America: Mission 14. The series is best understood as a continuation of the Jack's Playground series; in the original series, Jack (Robby D.'s alter ego) is always scamming women into having sex with his pals as part of a ruse that leads them to believe they might be cast in a music video he's directing. The Teen America variation of the theme is that Jack is interviewing women of all ages for a beauty contest, with each gal trying to influence the results by sexually engaging with his sound crew. It sounds a bit silly but it provides just the right amount of believability, just the right setting, and almost always has just the right casting of hotties that you can pick up any title in the series and find a winner (with a good dollop of humor added in to keep things balanced). If this sounds good to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and the formula employed was just as strong as ever:

Scene One: Sugar Cookies: Brooke Haven, the busty hotty on the middle of the front DVD cover, was up first in the kitchen as she prepared to bake some Nestlé's chocolate chip cookies during her interview. The age question threw her a bit but aside from the innuendoes about her cookies, her catgirl glasses gave her a different look and the food fetish theme played out well enough before she was joined by Chris Charming (also funny was how she took the pan out of the "hot" oven). Sexually, Chris started sucking her most tasty cookie on the counter after she jumped up and put her legs in the air, warming her up to provide a very nice blowjob sequence that made him look larger than her head. She teased really well and gave him some titty fucking action before she bent over the counter for him to pummel anally. I especially liked it when she rocked her ass back on his cock, bouncing on his rod as though she were into it at his bequest. They then had her on top in reverse cowgirl, truly impaling herself in a heated fashion. They did some more positional maneuvering and ended with a nice titty fuck to orgasm, making this a fine opening scene for the movie (she even ate some of his spew off a cookie but didn't think it mixed well).

Scene Two: The Udders: Brandy Talore, a very cute gal with long brown hair wearing an oversized Nike sports jersey, was up next with Scott Nails. If you've never seen her, one of her best assets (outside of her good looks and girlish demeanor) is a set of very large, all natural breasts (with especially large nipples at full erection). She then traded the manly clothing for a red stretchy fetish outfit, bringing in a riding crop and fetish cuffs for the guys to dominate her with. With ample breast play handled at first, she was soon on her knees sucking his dick with some nice titty fucking too. The downside of the scene was that Scott had to do all of the work since she was so passive during the actual screwing portion of the movie. I long to see more of her once she figures out that rocking back on the cock or aggressively riding it will make her scenes truly stand out but she did employ some dirty talk to try and mitigate the damage a bit. It ended with a pop during the titty fuck, almost making me think the show was another volume in the Jack's Big Tit Show series given the first couple of breast related scenes.

Scene Three: The Ham: Jamie Elle, the lean cutie on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up for another volume in the series since she has proven to be a fan favorite in the past. After some fooling around outside the house with the mighty Evan Stone (who was hamming it up in his role as sound engineer), they came in to find Jamie in her plaid skirt and bra combination. The lighting of the window overpowered the scene for a moment but it was quickly compensated for and after a "technical difficulties" screen, the picture came back to find her climbing on top of Evan's face for some head (she seemed appreciative since Scott hadn't been so thoughtful in his scene). She skipped the initial oral to ride his cock on the bed, trying her best to give his horse dick an active ride. They moved onto the stairs and then the couch downstairs for some short-lived anal but she was far less active when receiving him this way (still looking mighty fine though). There was limited oral by her during the scene and fans of muscle-bound studs hammering tiny cuties will like this one the best, with the scene ending as he popped off a load into her mouth to swallow.

Scene Four: Generic Whore #45-A: Michelle Maylene, the cutie on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next in her schoolgirl outfit as they went into the now-standard set (Robby's mansion with the questionable artwork…joking). She was friendly and had an all natural body, making me understand why she was DVD Talk's Spotlight Performer awhile back, and seemed to appreciate Scott Nails as they pranced through the house. She has a unique looking face that doesn't look like a lot of other gals (adding to the freshness factor) and her playful demeanor made the tease work even better than usual. She gave great head, proving to be one of the best cocksuckers of the week, moving over to a vaginal ride after the abrupt edit from Robby telling her to "lick his asshole". He was huge compared to her tiny pussy (making her asshole look like it was talking) and she wasn't as active during the ride but her vocals were pretty solid as the two bumped uglies. The minor focus issues didn't distract though it was so shadowy at one point that I wasn't sure if he was in her ass or not. After numerous positions, she finally pumped up and down on him during some reverse cowgirl but I would've preferred she do more before that too. It ended when he jerked out a load to her mouth to be swallowed.

Scene Five: Jack Gets To Play: Sara Stone, a 21 year old gal with large natural breasts, was up next in bondage gear as Robby felt her up. There was some cameltoe action and the fetish aspects of the scene worked out nicely with Chris Charming taking over (unlike the scene title would suggest). She mixed in the vaginal and oral aspects of the action nicely once freed up to do so, wrapping his cock with her undies for some special thrills. She gave an okay ride but the other aspects of the scene compensated for the limitations this time. It ended with him titty fucking her to ejaculate on her titties but the strength of the scene was clearly with the tease and fetish material (a nice change of pace). Tease is a great way to add replay value that the straightforward aspects of gonzo tends to miss at times.

Summary: Teen America: Mission 14 was not as strong an offering as Teen America 13 for me but it did seem to provide a nice variety of ladies, action, and other factors sometimes missing in gonzo porn. There was clearly a lot of big titty action going on here and my biggest complaint was not towards the production side of the show but that a few of the gals were in need of a refresher course in what works best in a porno. Letting the guy do all the work greatly limits the replay value, even for a hotty that is in limited numbers of titles, and there's nothing the editing or cameraman can do to save that kind of thing. The technical matters in scene four reminded me of some of the older titles in the Jack's Playground series, coming off more as reality television (with all the minor flaws) than most of the scenes in the Teen America series to date. Still, there was plenty of fuck for the buck, a nice selection of attractive ladies, and some decent replay value so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Teen America 14 was playful, spontaneous, and full of the kind of ladies that most men want to fuck, making it well worth your time to enjoy repeatedly.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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