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Fucking Hostile


Studio: DVSX » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 5/8/06



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Feature
Director: Craven Moorehead
Cast:: Melissa Lauren, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Sophia, Jasmine Byrne, Leah Luv, Dirty Harry, Andrew Andretti, Talon, Jack Venice, Dick Delaware, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Cheyne Collins
Length: 140 mins
Production Date: 2005

Audio/Visual:
In a Nutshell - A Tad Oversaturated in the Color Department
Maybe it's the medium this DVD was viewed through (both a TV and a PC) but Fucking Hostile looks digitally manipulated. The colors, especially the reds, are overly bright and near the bleeding point all throughout this 1.33:1 full screen transfer. Sometimes, the darks drown out everything else. Other times, the fleshtones appear orange-ish and blotchy. Again, this could be a playback problem, but the image here is just not as crisp or correct as other adult releases.

Extras:
In a Nutshell - Solo Scenes and Trailers…That's It
DVSX does very little to maximize the marketability of this title with its choices of added content. Melissa Lauren, Leah Luv, Sophia and Gianna Lynn all get solo scenes, meaning there are a few minutes of mindless masturbation for those into such self-service dynamics. The rest of the bonus features – trailers, photo gallery – are sex industry standards. Without them, this company would be a lewd laughing stock.

First Impressions:
Sex and violence – two elements that, like peanut butter and chocolate, should go down smoothly with the smut-oriented crowd. In the post-modern porn world, abuse and arousal have formed a strange kind of carnal cooperative. Where once women would never be hit, kicked, threatened, choked, violated and/or degraded, we now have an entire subgenre devoted to such extreme XXX action. Depending on how you react to gals getting manhandled during the dicking, your enjoyment of Fucking Hostile might be hampered by such chauvinistic circumstances. And when you add in the less than attractive talent on both sides of the balling, you end up with quite an erotic quandary. All six scenes use some manner of aggressive set up – from kidnapping and guns (Scene 1) to dog collar and domination (Scene 6) – to live up to the title tenets. The result is a great deal of bad acting (the Scene 3 exchange over food is fabulously awful) and a severe lack of sensuality. Indeed, this is hardcore for the heartless, sex samples for the viewer who likes it rough…and ridiculous.

The Sex Scenes:
Each sequence here contains elements both good and bad. On the acceptable side are the willingness and wantonness of the actresses. These ladies are up for anything, be it cock-knocking DP or some deep anal antics. On the guy side, our meat puppets are plenty primed to pork some poon. They deliver rock hard rigidity and massive man members, meaning the fuck and suck is as potent as it is powerful. On the down side are things that no one can control and are really just aesthetic issues with the reviewer. Instead of dragging up each one here, let's leave such criticisms for the scenes in which they arrive.

Scene 1: Melissa Lauren, Dirty Harry, Andrew Andretti
Acts Performed: Blowjobs, Dueling Head, Spitting in Mouth, face Fucking, Shaking and Chocking, Mish, Finger V to M, Mish Fish Boning, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, Anal Cowgirl, A to M, DP in the Reverse Cowgirl Mode, DP in the Cowgirl Mode, $hots to Face and Mouth
Score: 1.5 out of 5

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Ms. Lauren is a fetching femme fatale, looking every bit the kidnap victim in this opening sequence. The minute she demands drilling, her captors jump in with the jock. The problem? One of those human hosers is the incredibly ancient Dirty Harry. With his wrinkled prune parameters and unattractive pallor (you'll spend hours trying to decipher what level of Hepatitis produces his yellow jaundice skintone) he is a constant distraction. No matter how much blowing and plowing our able babe can endure, she is always undermined by Harry and his AARP level of lewdness. By the time we get to the rather delicious DP, we are sick of seeing sagging skin, dyed hair and septuagenarian taint. Some people should retire when they undercut the XXX action. Here's hoping Harry takes his SSI benefits and hits the nursing home, pronto.

Scene 2: Jasmine Byrne, Dick Delaware, Anthony Hardwood
Acts Performed: Ass Slapping, Ass Smelling, Blowjobs, Doggy, Mish, V to M, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Ball Sucking, Dueling Head, Dick to Face Slapping, Deep Throating, $hot to Face and Mouth, Multiple Male Orgasms
Score: 2.5 out of 5
Without a doubt, this is the best sequence in the entire film. Another hot looking honey, two guys with muscles and member to spare, and a perfectly balanced amount of aggression. The whole enterprise starts with some playful spanking, and Dick's desire to sniff both the inside and outside of Jasmine's junk is unusual – and nicely nasty. Once our steroided stunt shafts get to the gouging, our leading lady is stuffed and chuffed. So why the low score, you ask? Well, at a certain point, Ms. Byrne no longer becomes important. She's turned into a human glory hole, a set of orifices for two over-pumped pals to plug into. Passion and chemistry are important to selling the overall dynamic of a sex scene. Once Jasmine becomes a meaningless cavity for the men to jab at, we lose interest.

Scene 3: Leah Luv, Billy Banks
Acts Performed: Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Finger V to M, Cowgirl, V to M, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Deep Throat, Mish, Doggy, $hot in Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5
If the people at DVSX were smart, they'd hire Billy and Leah for a series of sitcom like sex films ASAP. The set-up here is absolutely hilarious. Billy barks out orders like a hip hop hardass while Ms. Luv flits around the kitchen like an unbelievably brainless bimbo. In some ways, there dopey dialogue exchange is better than the fucking. While he's trying to act all mean and nasty, Mr. Banks is really just interested in snatch, and once they get to grinding, the whole scene sort of goes limp. There is certainly a noticeable level of arousal between the pair, but our leading lady is not very attractive. She's nothing more than a skinny set of skank and bones. Obviously, some men find the tit-free type very hot, and Lean adds to her tainted trailer park parameters by flashing a mouth full of braces any chance she gets. As a comedy team, Luv and Banks would be gangbusters. As a hardcore couple, they are merely mediocre.

Scene 4: Sophia, Jack Venice
Acts Performed: Ass Slapping, Blowjob, Face Fucking, Doggy, Choking, Pile Driver, V to M, Cowgirl, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, A to M, Anal Spooning, $hot to Mouth
Score: 1.5 out of 5
The final three scenes in Fucking Hostile are decidedly derivative. This scene in particular suffers from a wonderfully willing and wanton actress, and a dude who just can't deliver. Jack has the world's worst tattoo around his thigh (it has to be seen to be belittled) and the stamina of a sedentary sea slug. About two thirds of the way through the scene, Mr. V turns bright red and looks like he's about to have a series of mini-strokes. We actually fear for his health as he tries to finish up. Sophia does her best to make up for her partners poor performance, and the result is a less than successful sequence. With a better boy toy, Ms. S could really steam up the screen. Sadly, her puffy paramour here ruins the raunch.

Scene 5: Dana Vespoli, Talon
Acts Performed: Rough Oral Action, Blowjob, Face Fucking, Anal Mish, Gaping, Four Finger Hershey Highwaying, Anal Doggy, A to M, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Doggy, Mish, $hot to Face and Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5
Perhaps the second best sex sequence in the entire presentation, the only drawback here it a lack of passion between the players. Talon is usually pretty decent at delivering believable eros with his partners, but Ms. Vespoli is completely lost in her own world of wantonness. She refuses to connect with the cock, and spends too much time preening for the camera. It is one thing to believe you are the end all, be all of the XXX industry, it's another to let it interfere with your fucking. Still, our toothsome Mr. T gives it his all, and on rare occasions, we can see the pair gelling like true bonk buddies. As a closing caveat, there is limited domination and aggressiveness for those who are interested in that sort of thing.

Scene 6: Giana Lynn, Cheyne Collins
Acts Performed: Blowjob, Deep Throating, Ball Action, Doggy, V to M, Spit Sharing, Spooning, Choking with Dog Collar and Leash, Tit Slapping, Reverse Cowgirl, $hot to Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5
Someone needs to sit down with Mr. Collins and convince him that a diet heavy in suet is not going to garner him much favor in the meat puppet department. Paunchy, bloated and just a wee bit blitzed out (must be all that cholesterol clogging his arteries) he is the lax factor in this less than impressive final scene. Thankfully, Giana Lynn is one hot, horny babe, and her bodacious bondage outfit really gets the sequence sizzling. Another problematic element here is the lack of positions. Aside from some doggy, a little spooning and reverse cowgirl, there is no other hardcore humping. The result is a 50/50 porn proposition that should have been a whole lot better.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 2 out of 5 (Rent It
Cohabitation Certification: Withheld
The Dirge needs to come clean with regards to this DVD. He found most of the talent in Fucking Hostile to be on the decidedly disgusting side. Of the gals, only Sophia and Giana offered any real arousal factors, and the men ranged from routine to repugnant. He also didn't like the constant choking and slapping. Sure, it is done in a faux-fake attempt at turning abuse into arousal, but it just doesn't work for him. Therefore, since he recognizes that many men get off on such base brutality, and that his aesthetic approach may be a tad too refined, the rating will reflect this. Instead of a stern Skip It, a ranking of Rent It will fit the balling bill nicely. This way, you can test the wicked waters yourself and not be out several sawbucks. Couples will also have problems with this release, since it clearly shows women being hit and harmed for the sake of sex. Unless your significant other is into that kind of kink, you may want to steer clear of this XXX title. Sex and violence do indeed drive our instinctual Id, but that doesn't mean they make a satisfying suck and fuck film. Fucking Hostile is, for the most part, freakin' lame.





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