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What Gets You Off... 3

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/15/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

What Gets You Off…3

3rd Degree

Genre: Vignettes

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Sue Diamond, Mick Blue, Donna Doll, Mr. Pete, Tory Lane, Mark Wood, Chris Streams, Havana Ginger, Rebecca Linares, Toni Ribas

Length: 126 minutes

Dates of Production: 10/21/2005 to 2/21/2006

Extras: The best extra was easily the 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased some of the cast and crew as they readied for their scenes and engaged in a variety of sex acts and preparations for their scenes. There a lot of material on the still photography too so check it out when you pick up the disc. There was also a photogallery based on the pictures taken during the shoot, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover, and trailers to movies like Illegal AssSpanish Harlem, Up'R Class 3Hand To Mouth 2, Cum Beggars 3, Finger Licking Good 2, and Crack Addict 2.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: What Gets You Off…3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by Chris Streams for release by 3rd Degree. The lighting was almost always handled nicely, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house (living room and bedroom). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing to the ladies as they diddled themselves or took on their partners with a few spots in need of fill lighting but otherwise covering up most of their minor flaws. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were very accurate, making this one visually appealing to me. The 2.0 stereo audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could almost always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. There also a second audio track for those who like Spanish vocals but as great as my language skills may be, I couldn't say I'd be able to properly evaluate this one on the translation merits alone.

Body of Review: Chris Streams is one of the best directors at 3rd Degree from what I've seen, coming across like he picked up a few tips from veteran smut peddler Mike Quasar in terms of clarity of vision. While I can't say that every movie he has made has been a top notch winner, his track record speaks for itself and I admit to seeking out his latest efforts whenever possible. That said, his most recent release is What Gets You Off…3, a series of vignettes where the ladies use whatever means necessary to coax a load out of their male partner, though sticking primarily with oral and vaginal sex (anal as noted). If you've seen his earlier works, you'll know he doesn't use condoms and he tries to cast the best female talent he can, as was the case here. So, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that it was a lot of fun to watch:

Scene One: Sue Diamond, a cute gal with an all natural body, was up first as she oiled herself up as part of a tease sequence before taking on Mick Blue. She sucked him off with a fervor and then gave him a handjob with the baby oil, soon riding on top of his cock enthusiastically. The two shared significant chemistry with one another and both appeared to be into the moment more than a run of the mill scene. It took place in what looked to be an atrium where the lighting worked to enhance the looks of the two. It was a decent scene and had some replay value, ending when she jerked him off into her mouth as she swallowed his load. It was a good way to start the show although it seemed shorter than I'm used to from director Chris Streams.

Scene Two: Donna Doll, a very lean gal with bleached blonde hair and some appealing lingerie was up next as she teased on the staircase before her scene with Mr. Pete. She came across as if she had lots of practice stripping professionally, rubbing her ass against the glass and licking the railing. I wasn't keen on her implants but when given the chance, she was an aggressively oral gal who knew her way around a penis in her mouth. Standing blowjobs, with ass in the air and all, have a certain visual appeal and it didn't last before she climbed into his lap for an active ride. The vaginal was pretty good but the anal showed her in over her head more often than not, letting him do the work as she held on for dear life. She did get better as the scene progressed but it was too little, too late and ended with a tiny titty pop that she finished with some post coital sucking.

Scene Three: Tory Lane, the hotty on the front DVD cover in red lingerie, was up next on the couch with Mark Wood. The tease didn't take place until he joined her but he managed to spank her ass as she gyrated on his lap with both getting warmed up in their own way. Her oral was teasingly coy and paced as though she were keeping him from dropping an early load, showing her oral skills to be the best of the DVD (and most of the porn world in fact). She did use some dirty talk when they were doing some 69, with a rough fuck on the floor to follow. The vaginal ride was also one of the most powerful of the show, with her stunningly aggressive bouncing on his cock a sight to behold. I was surprised that she did anal after this, and to be fair, it wasn't as strong as the vaginal, but it wasn't nearly as mechanical as Donna's was. There was ATM and the scene ended with the standard facial, with a surprise visit by Chris Streams who literally came out of the closet to give her a second facial.

Scene Four: Havana Ginger, a curvy Latina with huge areolas, was up next in a neon pink bikini as she teased Mr. Pete by pouring milk on her body in the bathroom. He joined her in the fun, spanking her and rubbing her as though he were trying to warm her up before he started hammering away at her pussy. She then cleaned it with some oral finesse, going back to the milk fountain for more of that, while she kept eye contact with him. Her ride after that was a bit more active, with him giving her a little head too but focusing his efforts on banging away at her crotch when she ground her hips into his rod. It was interesting to note that she was more aggressive a cock rider when doing anal than vaginal, breathlessly trying to keep up with Pete while he nailed her every which way but loose. The ATM was minimal and she took the load to her mouth well enough, refusing to swallow but otherwise seeming to provide a good ride.

Scene Five: Rebecca Linares, a lean cute Latina wearing a red & black outfit that enhanced her looks, was up last as she teased Toni Ribas on the couch with her enticing moves. This led to a lap dance as she rubbed her ass into his cock, probably causing him to want to remove his blue jeans rather quickly. He snacked on her crack before she blew him with practiced ease, sucking his balls and using her hand to enhance the experience for him. They spoke Spanish to one another and her youthful look of innocence belied her sexual skills on display during the scene. The vaginal sex was an active ride, her bouncing on his lap as though she was getting off because of it. The anal was actually pretty solid too and the pacing by both of them was designed to make the scene last a lot longer than I think it would have if they were boning in real life. She jerked him off and blew him to finish, ending up with a large load in the mouth as a result (swallowing it too), making for a strong closing scene to a pretty good stroke flick.

Summary: What Gets You Off…3 was worthy of being Recommended for those of you looking to see some heated scenes with a nice selection of talented ladies in basic scenes. There was a fair amount of tease going on and the lingerie theme was apparent in each of the vignettes with production values appearing to be better than ever with some solid editing to boot this time. If you enjoy this type of stroke flick, you'll find that director Chris Streams has a lot to offer in terms of capturing replay value so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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