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Ass Fukt 3

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/15/06

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Ass Fukt 3

VCA Pictures/Excessive Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mr. Pete

Cast: Flower Tucci, Mark Wood, Mia Bangg, Mr. Pete, D. Snoop, Simone Schiffer, Victoria Lan, Melissa Lauren, Erik Everhard, Davia Ardell

Length: 131 minutes

Date of Production: 12/17/2005 (box); 12/13/2005, 12/16/2005, 12/17/2005 (credits)

Extras: The best extra was easily the 33 minutes of bonus sex footage called Lost Footage. Not all of the scenes were so blessed but there was certainly a lot of good material reclaimed in this segment of the extras worth stroking to. There was also a slide show, some trailers, and some spam as well as a star index to keep track of the ladies in the scenes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Fukt 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by Mr. Pete for VCA Pictures/Excessive Entertainment. The lighting here was decidedly mixed with most scenes looking okay but almost all of them looking kind of dark and desperately in need of some fill lighting to ward off the shadows and grain. The compositional matters were also mixed in that some gals were shot as though making them look their best was a top priority while others were shown with all their flaws intact. In large part, this reflects a lazy way to make a movie but in Pete's case, he usually makes it work by offering up a lot of energy in how he gets the gals to join in on the action. He had the help of seasoned director Brother Love this time, but the limitations of the scenes were apparent all too often nonetheless. There were no compression artifacts though and my general impression of the visual aspects of the release was favorable. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English audio was about standard for a gonzo where the gals could be heard well enough and the director could be heard barking out orders and comments nearly as well. The down side of this was that the vocals were almost certainly recorded in monaural and later processed but those of you with home theatres will not likely be using a porno to showcase your system.

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Body of Review: These days, it seems as though gonzo porn is all but the de facto leader of the industry since the costs to make it are low and the potential rewards almost endless. Every male performer turned director seems to rely on the simplistic nature of the genre, including Mr. Pete, the talented pervert turned performer turned director. His latest release is Ass Fukt 3, the third in the series of anal inspired porn that I last looked at in Mr. Pete's Ass Fukt 3. The formula is a barebones approach that relies on the ladies to generate more heat than the setting, technical values, or other outside factors. If you enjoy the cast listed above, you'll probably get an extra charge out of the show but here's a look at the scenes by cast and action to help you determine if it'll work for you, noting that no condoms were employed:

Scene One: Flower Tucci, the well known anal queen (and squirt princess), was up first as she played with a large anal plug to ready herself for some action with Mark Wood in the living room. She did some ATM (ass to mouth) to keep it clean and the tease action starring her booty bounce was really hot in her neon pink bikini. Her oral skills weren't lacking either though as she slobbed his knob like a gal possessed by the need for seed. There was also dirty talk and if anything Flower seemed to be really in tune with Mark as she catered to his every need here. The technical DP (the plug in her ass and his dick in her pussy) was next, with her actively riding him as though she were enjoying every stroke. He then did the expected anal and she showed her water work show (pissing or squirting; you decide) before they moved to the second story railing for the staircase. He rubbed out his load to her face and that ended the first scene (well, technically, she jilled off to another watery finish).

Scene Two: Mia Bangg, the curvy gal on the front DVD cover in the black fishnet outfit, showed how flexible she was by taking on Mr. Pete and D. Snoop after she bent over to showcase her ass in the air. Snoop went down on her and she returned the oral favor on Pete while they all got busy on the couch. Her skills have been better elsewhere as she seemed to ready to look at the camera and otherwise mechanically go through the scene. Snoop bonded her from behind but the camera didn't catch the action very well, leaving it up to Pete to get the better camera angle. The men took turns but she was passive at taking them on, eventually doing a DP that looked like she was in pain. She's a very cute gal but there was no chemistry between them and the scene fell far short of what I expected to see given her recent efforts. It ended when she took their two loads to the mouth but did not swallow.

Scene Three: Simone Schiffer and Victoria Lan, a lingerie clad duo that was very fetching as they played pool on a high end table like mine, were up next in a scene with Mr. Pete. He walked over and immediately started tapping the gals with some intermittent lesbian action to flesh it out. The gals double teamed him orally before taking turns riding him, some of the positions proving more easily accessible for an active ride than others. One of the things I enjoyed was how whichever gal was not involved in a particular position would assist the other with some oral or rubbing, making it come off better than how some companies display the sexual activity. Only the blonde did anal and neither gal was in top form but it wasn't bad to watch once or twice, even with the spotty taste testing by the gals. The facial ending was okay too.

Scene Four: Melissa Lauren, an all natural brunette with a lean figure and beautiful face, was up next as she teased for a moment on the couch with Pete but ended up with Erik Everhard as the scene stud. He started out by going down on her, eating her clam like he was infatuated with the taste of it. She seemed to enjoy it some of the time but the moans came across as mechanical too often to pass up noticing. He then started drilling her pussy in his usual frantic style, losing himself to the moment as he slammed away like a force of nature. It took her awhile but she did manage to get into actively participating in the ride, though never as aggressively as I would prefer. This was certainly true of the anal sex as well with her barely taking him inside her backdoor, never mind enjoying it fully. The scene ended when he rubbed out a large load to her mouth, with her looking great at the end of the scene too.

Scene Five: Davia Ardell, a new gal that seems almost like a force of nature in her scenes (a female Erik perhaps?), was up last in a scene with Mr. Pete after she teased the camera to some quickly paced edits. She's most recognizable for the poor hair coloring job she sports, the scene actually having an interview incorporated into it, unlike the others. He rubbed and went down on her, soon swapping out to screw her on the large beige couch with some kissing to boot. She reciprocated with a little hummer but it was her active riding of his cock that most interested me this time. She was not as enthusiastic during the anal sex and I don't like her implants but she was a gal I suggest keeping an eye on if you enjoy potentially awesome ladies in porn. He rubbed out a load to her face to end the scene, and despite the limitations here, I thought it was an okay scene.

Summary: Ass Fukt 3 had some serious potential to shine given the cast and assistance Pete had with the technical matters but it never really lived up to those factors in my opinion. Flower was a charmer and most of the ladies looked great but not all of them seemed to be inspired enough to truly enjoy themselves either. If you really like the cast, you may think my rating of Rent It is a little light but in fairness to the other titles I've watched recently, few of the ladies seemed to really be at their best in their respective scenes. The extras were great (at least the bonus footage was) and with a bit more spit & polish, this would've had more replay value (elevating the rating) but it didn't quite make the cut for the level of fuck for the buck and fun factor I was hoping it would have.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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