Cast: Tiana Lynn, Angela Stone, Marcos Leon, Georgia Peach, Annie Cruz, Jake Malone, Flower Tucci, Gianna Lynn, Mark Ashley, Jenna Presley, Kat, Chelsea Rae, Randy Spears
Length: 103 minutes
Date of Production: 3/11/2006
Extras: For most of you, the bonus scene from Swallow My Squirt 1 between Flower Tucci and Jake Malone will be the best extra. I prefer material made strictly for the movie in hand so it had less appeal for me but it was still a solid scene to enjoy if you haven't already seen it (I wish Elegant Angel would label where their bonus scenes came from to assist consumers in making their choices though). There was also a decent 9.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that added in more sex and some preparation time to the scenes, marking a strokable bit of footage. This was followed by an 11 minute long squirt shot recap (much like the male pop shot recaps we're all so familiar with). There was also a short Easter Egg that was labeled the reverse of the title (a mirror image of the title's lettering) that amounted to a three minute reverse montage of the squirt scenes. a photogallery, some spam, a double sided DVD cover, and trailers to movies like Teenage Anal Addicts, Big Wet Asses 7, Flower's Squirt Shower 2, Squirt Woman 3, Face Blasters! 3, Glazed & Confused 6, and Kill Her Ass.
Audio/Video Quality: Swallow My Squirt 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for distribution by Elegant Angel. The camera work was better than average this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows. This is one area that William can be less consistent so I applaud his efforts at improving quality. I saw no compression artifacts and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than most of the director's previous works. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. The music during the opening tease sequences was weak but during the sex portions of the scenes themselves, it wasn't as big a factor so I was pleased.
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Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is known for many things but his current claim to fame has him shooting some of the most perverted flicks in porn; squirting movies in particular. It's only fair that I point out my lack of faith that "squirting" in modern porn is anything but gals pissing after consuming large quantities of water but that's due in large part to my first hand discussions with those who shoot such porn as well as those who have told me the insider scoop. Regardless, whatever your stance on the subject, the genre is popular so it sells and that is why I'm faced with reviewing Swallow My Squirt 3 today. The bad news is that the scenes all relied so heavily on the water work shows but the good news is that everyone had fun and the ladies provided some excellent footage of their sexual misconduct. Does porn ever truly get better than that? Well, the basic formula is that two gals double up on one guy, with lots of squirting involved. If that's what you're looking for, you've come to the right place so here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used by any of the men:
Scene One: Tiana Lynn, the major hotty on her knees on the front cover, Angela Stone, the attractive gal standing in front of her, and Marcos Leon, were up in what has been advertised as Tiana's last performance. The gal's initially attacked his meat together, taking turns as they inhaled his shaft deeply. They used the glub glub noises as he kicked back on the couch to simply enjoy the circumstance as much as most straight men would do. It was a toying blowjob with a combination of tongue, hand, and active mouth work; good enough that I'd have shot off pretty quickly. Angela was the better of the two orally and therefore she got to ride his cock first, shooting out her usual gushing stream all over the place. Tiana was next as she took the cock and popped the pop, with her two partners licking the ejaculate/urine combination off of her. This seemed to be the general formula for the whole movie though Tiana's fine and shapely ass looked particularly tasty when she was doing the anal. Both gals earned their pay and even though I'll never be convinced that such rivers of fluid are anything substantially different than a gal pissing (a little bit; I could believe but the pints of fluid, uh uh); I have to admit that Tiana went out with a major bang. Whew!
Scene Two: Georgia Peach, a cute gal from Florida with a fleshy body to drive men wild, and skinny cutie Annie Cruz were up next as they took turns spanking one another. Considering this was a spank movie by design, there was a fitting and poetic justice to this union, each showing their love for the female body convincingly in the tease footage. As the music died down, Jake Malone joined them to eat out Annie's ass like the major pervert he has always been, Georgia serving as back up to hold Annie's cheeks wide apart. He then licked Georgia's backside before boning her pussy as the curvy cutie ate Annie's modest squirt. The gals actively screwed and Georgia pulled out a funnel for her two partners to provide her with a combination of fluids, though Annie's piss went all over the place just the same. There was some cumswapping and Annie seemed to be the dominant partner, licking Georgia's face clean at the end. It was a decent scene but even with moderate chemistry between the gals, it couldn't compare to the opener for the movie.
Scene Three: Flower Tucci, one of the top anal queens in porn as well as one of the leading squirt princesses, was up next on the leather couch with attractive Gianna Lynn. The lesbian act came across as a bit mechanical on Gianna's part but Flower made up for it with her aggressive style and active tongue. Even going so far as to lick Gianna's boots clean, Flower managed to elevate the heat quotient all by herself nicely until Mark Ashley joined the duo. The gals slobbed his knob as though it were their lifeline in space, with Gianna coming to life at the mere sight of the throbbing member. Flower turned on the waterworks as Gianna took the cock in her pussy, Flower closing out the screwing by doing her usual fantastic anal. There was more of the water works and both gals seemed to enjoy Mark by Flower was clearly the centerpiece to the scene and turned in yet another solid performance. For the record, Gianna took Flower and Mark's orgasmic conclusions with some swapping as the icing on the proverbial cake.
Scene Four: Jenna Presley, a very sexy brunette, and exotic little Kat, were up next as they followed the basic formula by teasing the camera during the B&W montage opening. I've grown to appreciate Kat's skills over time but Jenna's look will always appeal to me more though Kat dominated the early tease footage here as expected. It wasn't long before Mark Ashley joined them and Jenna took back some of the distance between the two in terms of heat; making it more of a contest. Kat took the first vaginal screw and lost control all over his cock with a moderate "squirt", which was followed by Jenna doing likewise. This was the pattern for the rest of the scene with some taste testing and nasty gushing going on repeatedly. Jenna took the ending facial from both of them but in terms of fluid loss, Kat was the demonstrated winner by a quart. The scene had some decent replay value but it was the weakest of the batch to this point (Tiana and Flower being the best of the movie).
Scene Five: Chelsea Rae, an appealing gal with multicolored hair, was up next playing a cross between a farm girl and a bookworm to Annie Cruz's wanton vixen. The montage was pretty cool this time with too little tease but still catching to the eye, leading the gals to suck off the talented Randy Spears. They proved that sharing was caring and Annie turned on the fluid first as Chelsea jerked and sucked Randy with some degree of precision. Both gals took his dick vaginally but Chelsea's anal ride was the best of all. Annie was no stranger to a cock in her ass though and while she was the biggest cummer of the trio, Randy launched a huge load to Chelsea's face to close out the action.
Summary: Swallow My Squirt 3 presented me with an interesting dilemma; I thought Tiana Lynn and Flower Tucci both provided incredibly hot scenes with the other ladies all turning in very pleasing bits of action too though I really don't get into the whole squirting genre. That said, if you like squirting, real or fake, this was one of the best such titles I've seen (almost equaling Flower's Squirt Shower 3, a title that appealed to me mainly on the strength of Ms. Tucci rather than the sex act of squirting). For that reason, I'm rating it as Highly Recommended though those of you really into this kind of thing will certainly consider it a must have (and the haters might disagree but the active sucking and fucking made it stand above the pack in several other ways too). The movie could've been longer and had better extras but the fun factor was in full supply here and the movie served as an excellent vehicle for Tiana Lynn's last porno.
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