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Boob Squad 9, The


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 5/18/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Who likes big boobs? Everyone does! At least everyone in his or her right mind. And so do the Bang Bros., made obvious by this ninth entry in their Boob Squad series in which they track down hot, natural woman to play with their willies in front of a video camera. It's a nice gig if you can get it. Here's what happens to whom and how:

Chapter 1 – Carlie: A cute blonde with a nice body overall and a very impressive rack, Carlie starts her scene by showing off her pussy (she's got a pretty impressive mound!). She then shows off her ass, and finally, her tits. She plays with her nipples and then oils up her chest for the camera, eventually getting completely nude on all fours so that the camera can really look her over. She spreads her legs and lubes up her pussy and her ass cheeks and rubs herself up and down for a few minutes. The unidentified male comes into the picture and bounces her ass cheeks around before getting behind her and playing with her tits and her nipples. He then lies back and she bends over and sucks his cock before putting it in between her lubed up breasts and giving him a titty fuck he won't soon forget. After that she gets on top of him and rides him reverse cowgirl style, then shortly afterwards switching to regular cowgirl style. He gets her on all fours and pounds away at her pussy doggy style, before laying on her on her back and fucking her twat missionary for a bit. Once he's had her that way he pulls out and takes the condom off so that he can jerk himself off onto her face and tits, ending a very solid scene with a naturally pretty girl.

Chapter 2 – Carmen: A raven haired black girl with a so-so body highlighted by a pretty impressive ass and a nice pair of hooters, Carmen gets on all fours and shows off her backside to start off the scene. She plays with her tits through her green shirt before pulling it up and sucking on her nipples, then standing up and dropping her pants to show off her pussy. Her dude comes up behind her and plays with her tits and then she gets down on her knees in front of him and sucks his cock proclaiming that she loves white dick as she gives him a really, really sloppy looking hummer, using her tits on him a few times as she blows him. She climbs up on top of him and rides him cowgirl style so that the camera can really capture the majesty of her booty, before she turns around and rides his prick reverse cowgirl style so we can watch her titties flop around. She gets on her back with her ankles behind her head so he can slam into her pussy that way for a bit, going from her pussy to her mouth a few times as he fucks her. She bends over the couch and he stands up to fuck her from behind, and then he pulls out and takes off the condom so she can suck him to a finish and take his goop into her mouth, letting it spill out onto her tits. A decent scene, but not a classic.

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Chapter 3 – Phoenix: This blonde number has a really sexy look about her with deep set eyes and some cute freckles on her face and her hair in pigtails. She shows off her tits for the camera and then takes off her pants to show off her ass, which unfortunately isn't that impressive despite the fact that she's got nice, pale white skin. After he plays with her ass her top comes off to unveil a truly perfect pair of big, perky tits. Did I mention these tits are perfect? Because they are, these are truly great tits. He plays with them for a bit and gets her nipples hard and then she bends over so that he can lick her pussy and ass for a few seconds. He drops his pants and she looks right into the camera as she takes him into her mouth and down her throat. After a nice lengthy blowjob she gets on her back and he fucks her missionary style, as her tits bounce in that great circular motion. From there she gets on top of him and rides him cowgirl style, and he spanks her ass as she fucks him. From there we slide into a reverse cowgirl session which somehow morphs into a doggy style fuck run without anyone falling over and then turns back into a missionary style session. He pulls out and jerks it onto her tits until he comes. While the rest of this girls body was only so-so, her tits really were great and her face was sexy and interesting looking, which made this scene a winner. She also seemed to enjoy all aspects of the sex which was another nice touch.

Chapter 4 – Velicity: A truly stunning girl (no surprise to see her on the cover of this release – even if they did do something dumb in Photoshop to her eyes…), Velicity has nice blonde hair, a very solid body, and of course, great natural tits. She shows off her rack for the camera to warm things up and then she strips down to show off her ass and the rest of her own bad self. The results? Bonerriffic! This gal is smoking and hopefully we'll see more of her soon. She puts on a negligee and shows off her body some more before the dude comes into the scene and plays with her booty by rubbing some lotion all over it. She shows off her tits some more and rubs some lotion on them herself, getting her nipples good and hard. He stands in front of her with his dick understandably hard and she happily sucks his dick looking like she's having a really good time and being careful to titty fuck him every minute or two as well (this is a tit fetish video after all, right?). From here she bends over the couch and he fucks her doggy style, before he lies back so that she can climb up and ride him cowgirl for a bit. After that she turns around and rides him reverse cowgirl so that we can see those great tits bounce around a bit, before she gets on her back to let him pound her missionary style while she sucks on his thumb. He pulls out and takes off the condom and finishes into her open mouth and her tits, which she then rubs into her skin and licks up. This girl is smoking hot and she looks like she really enjoys fucking in this scene, which makes it genuinely hot and really enjoyable.

Chapter 5 – Vida: Our final girl is a little bigger than the ones who came before her on this disc but the fact that she's a really pretty brunette means we'll let that slide. She's not skinny but she's definitely a nice looking girl with some solid tits on her and yeah, damn, she's really cute. She shows off her ass, which sadly isn't that great, and then takes off her top at which point my eyes did that thing in the Tex Avery cartoons where they pop out of my head and make that 'awoogaaa' sound. These 36DD babies look like a whole lot of fun. She oils them up and rubs them down and then he joins her by rubbing her tits and then oiling up her ass. She jerks him off to get him hard and then gives him head, after which she bends over so that he can fuck her doggy style. This goes on for a bit and then she lies on the floor with her legs up so that he can fuck her cunt from above, and he pounds into her pretty well at this point. After he fucks her missionary style he rolls her onto her side and then gets her on all fours for more of the same. The camera does a nice job of capturing her face during this part, which was pretty sexy. He pulls out and jerks off onto her tits and finishes another above average scene.

The DVD

Video:

The feature was shot on video but the quality of the image remains pretty stable on this DVD throughout most of the scenes. Colors are well defined and don't bleed into each other as a lot of shot on video productions do. There is some mild edge enhancement and a few darker scenes exhibit some mpeg compression artifacts and they also lose some detail, but these are few and far between for the most part. Overall, Boob Squad #9 has a decent picture, though not a great one by any stretch.

Sound:

The levels are all over the place on this one – everything is clear enough if you adjust the volume accordingly but the audio isn't balanced so well, so be ready to reach for the remote to turn it all up or down as the scenes play out. The menu screen is also obnoxious in its volume as it's way louder than the feature. These guys need to start balancing their DVDs better as it seems to be common with the Boob Squad DVD line. Other than that, things are fine. It's a very minimalist track but it gets the job done.

Extras:

Extras are limited, but this isn't a barebones release either. First up, you get trailers for eight Bang Bros. DVD releases. After that, you have the option to watch only the blowjob scenes from the feature, or only the doggy style fucking, or only the cum shots. Also, if you go to the extra menu, you'll see a still gallery available for each of the girls. Bang Bros. also provides a web link off the extra feature menu. There are also some outtakes from Carlie's scene, Carmen's scene and Phoenix's scene that run a total of five minutes and eighteen seconds. Most of it is filler material, there's nothing remarkable in here at all.

Final Thoughts:

While the formula doesn't change much from scene to scene, there's a nice variety in the girls chosen for this release and three of the women here are truly sexy (the other two aren't bad, they're just not on the same level). Production values are so-so but the content is good and big tit fans should consider Boob Squad 9 recommended.



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