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Playing With Cytherea

Studio: Anarchy Films » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 5/19/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Virtual Sex Simulation
DIRECTOR: None listed. Intentional?
LENGTH: 42:51
CAST: Cytherea
PRODUCTION: January 22, 2006


the Audio & Video

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Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo


the Special Features

Get To Know Cytherea [4m 21s] | Bloopers [Anal Problems] [4m 21s] | Trailers for "Shooters", "Narcassist", "Blasted", "Anal Life" and "Psychotic" | Picture Gallery

the Fucking


The latest in Anarchy Films' "Playing With..." series features Cytherea, last year's AVN Best New Starlet and one of the most prominent "squirters" in the industry. This disc allows the viewer one of the control what she does. From stripping and masturbating, to playing with toys, you control what Cytherea does. The main menu gives you three options - Foreplay, Sex and DVD Extra. I went with Foreplay. That led me to another menu (shown above) that gave me further options: Striptease, Masturbation, Play w/ Toys, Hand Job, Titty Job, Blow Job, Sex and Cum Now.

Clicking on Striptease leads to 2-3 minutes of Cytherea dancing as she occasionally lifts her skirt, showing off her tight body.

After that, I clicked on Masturbation and the Menu appeared again, this time with an icon of an eye next it. Clicking on the eye skips the footage of Cytherea stripping off her clothes and jumps straight to the part where she's naked and giving her pussy a workout.

Play w/ Toys leads us to five minutes where she plays with a long, flesh colored dildo.

Hand Job is two and a half mintues of stroking, which is followed by a two minute Titty Job. There's twenty minutes of sex that runs the gamut from cowgirl, both regular and reverse, to missionary (vaginal and anal). Anal spooning and reverse cowgirl, leads to a squirting from both Cytherea and "us" - all over her face.


Clicking on the Sex option leads us to a submenu that lets us choose what position "we" want to fuck her in. We can choose from Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Anal, Foreplay, Cytherea Squirts and Cum Now. I have no idea why the positions aren't broken down more specifically, nor why clicking on Foreplay brings us back to the menu above, but that's what happens.


the Final Word

I didn't much care for this disc. The technical aspects (read: menus) had issues, such as clicking the "Foreplay" option on the "Sex" menu, brings us back to the part of the flick where Cytherea is dancing and shows us the "Foreplay" options again. In addition, I just wasn't feeling the sex with Cytherea as much as I did during "Virtual Daisy". If you really want to experience Cytherea, i'd recommend you check out Cytherea's Anal Whores. Though I anointed that disc with a Rent It rating, the final scene is much, much hotter than anything found on this disc. I should also point out that this disc, as well as the aforementioned "Anal Whores", states on the box art that they contain Cytherea's first anal work. I'm not sure which one is telling the truth, but I know which one contains the hottest scene...and that would be Cytherea's Anal Whores. Skip It.

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