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Memoirs of a Modern Day Geisha

Studio: VCA » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 5/25/06

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Title: Memoirs of a Modern Day Geisha

Studio: VCA

Production Date: 4/18/2006

Release Date: 5/3/2006

Runtime: 1:55

Director: Jessica James

Cast: Kaiya Lynn, Mika Tan, Annie Cruz, Nyomi Zen, Lana Croft, Kyle Stone, Nick Manning, Rod Fontana, Tommy Gunn

Audio/Video: The video is presented in widescreen color. The picture quality is decent. The scenes are filmed with low light and it makes some of the action hard to se and colors slightly off. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds decent. There are issues with background noise that shouldn't be there. For instance in the last scene there is a moment when you here someone yell action.

Extras: There is nothing worthwhile included here. Just a slide show and some trailers.

Scene 1: Kaiya Lynn
Acts: Oral, Vaginal
Position: Spoon, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl

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Kaiya is the lovely gal featured in this DVD. She is a good looking back with a hot body and a nice big rack. I've been pretty crazy about this girl as of late. In this scene she takes on Kyle Stone. The action begins with Kyle going down on her. Kaiya sounds great moaning with pleasure. Next she returns the favor and sucks his dick with some titty fucking in the mix. The fun continues with some heated sex. Kaiya looks quite good getting worked over. The scene ends with the pop shot on her chest and stomach.

Scene 2: Mika Tan
Acts: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Position: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie
Mika is the next gal up. She is the attractive girl found on the DVD cover. Mika has a nice rack and is usually pretty fun to see in action. In this scene we find Mika paired up with Tommy Gunn. They kick it off with some oral sex. Mika wildly sucks his cock. Next they move onto sex and fuck like fiends. Mika and Tommy have some great chemistry together. The scene ends with a light pop shot on her face.

Scene 3: Lana Croft
Acts: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Position: Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggie
Lana is a cute Asian chick with a slender frame and decent sized tits. In this scene she joins Rod Fontana for some sex. The action begins with Lana sucking Rod off. The blow job is decent. Lana's pretty face looks great with a cock stuffed in it, but the actual footage of oral action is so short it is almost pointless to watch. The sex offers some decent moments, but isn't nearly as hot as the previous two scenes. The scene ends with a facial.

Scene 4: Nyomi Zen & Annie Cruz
Acts: Oral
Position: girls only!
In this scene two lovely gals join each other for some girl on girl fun. Nyomi is a good looking cutie with a slender frame and small tits. Annie is a hot chick with a nice rack and body. The girls look quite good together and pleasure each other with their mouths and hands. I'm not a huge fan of girl/girl scenes, but I did like this one.

Scene 5: Kaiya Lynn
Acts: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Position: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
In this final scene Kaiya returns for another sexual encounter with Nick Manning. I didn't think Kaiya looked as good as she normally does. She has a bunch of white face paint of her face and she is wearing a kimono. I didn't care for the white face paint. It didn't bring out the best of her. Still she looked great naked. The action opens with some pussy eating and then they jump into sex. Nick fucks her hard and they include a couple oral interludes. The scene ends with the pop shot on her face.

Conclusion: While I enjoyed the sex scenes in Memoirs of a Modern Day Geisha, I didn't enjoy them a lot. There were some hot babes and some decent sex, but there was enough about the DVD I didn't care for. There was a lack of attention to detail when it came to editing. The video segments together were not cut very well together, as well as there were some issues with audio. In the end, it felt like a production put together rather hastily. The story wasn't a big seller either. Kaiya plays a girl who is forced into becoming a Geisha to pay off her father's debt. Still, if you enjoy Asian babes and want something more than what gonzo has to offer, this is worth looking into.

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