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Off The Rack 5

Studio: DVSX » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/6/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Off The Rack 5


Genre: Vignette

Director: Craven Moorehead,

Cast: Jenaveve Jolie, Sergio, Eva Angelina, Sophia, Talon, Derrick Pierce, Alexis Silver, Jack Venice, Avy Scott, Anthony Rosano, Danielle Derek, Barry Scott

Length: 137.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/19/2006

Extras: The extras were a bit lighter than I expected with a 2.5 minute Behind the Scenes feature, the usual short solo scenes by the ladies (the longest lasting about 3 minutes and the shortest lasting under 2 minutes), a couple of trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation from the scenes, and some title covers on the second side of the DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Off The Rack 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by veteran director Craven Moorehead for release by DVSX. I know he's made numerous movies for Northstar that have met with critical praise but I can't say that I've seen many of them in the past. This time, he had good lighting that led to minimal grain and video noise; while not as skillfully made as previous directors at the company were well within the usual parameters for a decent rating. The composition of the shots was a bit rough at times but some care was given to at least try and make the ladies look their best. There were no compression artifacts although the black levels weren't as accurate as they could have been if you're going to watch this on a high end set up. The audio was presented in a 2.o pulse code modulated (PCM) stereo, that was okay for the vocals as well as the tease music at the front of the scenes but not particularly distinctive in any major way.

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Body of Review: DVSX has provided some great stroke material in the past thanks in part to a specific sense of style among their many directors. As their line up changes from time to time, the net effect is that the company gets to see how solid a fit the directors are for their needs and this tends to work out pretty well in getting them to offer up their best efforts. Today's review is of Off The Rack 5, the sequel to Off the Rack 4, though this time directed by Craven Moorehead. I wasn't all that familiar with his past works at Northstar but he seemed to provide a decent set of visuals this time, making me wonder if I might've missed out on his best previous efforts. The movie is a set of scenes designed to showcase nice breasts, real or fake, and while I definitely prefer real ones, some of these weren't bad at all. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting no condoms were used in the scenes:

Scene One: Jenaveve Jolie, the sultry Latina crawling on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up first as she teased the camera with her ample assets in the living room. I admit to being a fan of hers and I'm of the belief that any straight man with reasonably intact vision would find her appealing too. I might not care for her implants all that much but her raw sense of sexuality has launched many loads in the past so she always gets a nod from me when possible. The tease was in B&W, using the hated slow motion many fans sneer at, she pulled it off nicely but that's a testament to her skill more than my love of the effect. Sergio was her lucky scene partner this time, sporting a huge erection from the moment he walked in, something I can understand after seeing her prance about. The hummer she gave him was sweet; combining a sense of power on her part with the playfulness she displays every chance she gets. Savoring his meat in her mouth wasn't enough for her so she gave him a titty fuck and then repeatedly impaled herself on his shaft in various positions as she listened to the ruminations of the men in the background. He gave her a facial at the end but the scene was all hers and served as a swell opener.

Scene Two: Eva Angelina, the brunette located on the upper middle of the front cover, and Sophia, who was standing to her left, were up next with Talon and Derrick Pierce. Eva's form of tease was matched curve for curve and wiggle for wiggle by Sophia, lending an air of competition between them to start off things nicely. Sophia served the men at the bar as they asked for double D drinks, taking on Talon as Derrick played with Eva. They swapped out but there seemed to be more titty play this time and the men warmed up the ladies rather well on the couch. This led to a virtual cocksucking contest with both ladies offering up some oral loving on a grand scale. The ensuing vaginal screwing was active by both gals, each riding as though they had a deep itch to scratch. If there was a competition between them for being the most assertive performer, there was certainly no clear winner except for the men and the audience, marking another heated scene with substantial chemistry.

Scene Three: Alexis Silver, an exotic black gal from England with large DSLs and even larger breasts (all natural too), who may lack the facial appeal of some of the cast but was no slacker in the skill department. She followed the formula and then gave an interview, impressing Jack Venice and Craven with her busty figure (calling her breasts "money" and "maker"). She appeared to crave the attention and Jack could barely get his jeans off when she dropped to her knees before him. No oral slouch, she sucked with the kind of abandon that most men (of all types) like to see and she used her titties to play with his cock too. This led to the inevitable screwing where her breasts bounced around nicely as a visual treat. I don't recall her ever letting up during the scene, milking him handily with her mouth and pussy before the facial.

Scene Four: Avy Scott, the major hotty featured on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next and while I don't get to see enough of her, she always seems to perform like she means to get off; a rare bird in porn indeed. The formula was slightly deviated from in that she didn't give an interview as scene partner Anthony Rosano played (and sang) a song for her instead. In the future, I hope this idea is not followed on since his musical skill level is about as about as developed as mine. She told him to stop (thank you Avy!) and that she wanted him for sex, not the fancy restaurant or music; getting him naked in record time. He was limp until her mouth worked his dick so well, giving him an instant boner to play with. The titty slap, spitting, and other oral tricks were nice but it was her penetrative skills that really made the scene work for me. The positions varied and the sweat rolling of her body told me how she was into it, giving some ending titty fucking and oral to polish him off.

Scene Five: Danielle Derek, a sun soaked bleach blonde with incredibly large implants and a skinny frame, was up last as she teased the camera in B&W as the others did. She was my least favorite looking gal of the cast but I reserved judgment about her skill until after the scene was over. Her partners were Talon and Barry Scott with Talon pouring baby oil on her ample chest for Barry to spread. She showed some decent energy but little chemistry as she sucked them off and rode their cocks. It wasn't a terrible scene but she just didn't appeal to me so your mileage may vary and the ending facial wasn't half bad as she smilingly took their loads into her mouth.

Summary: Off The Rack 5 was worth a rating of Recommended based largely on the first four scenes. The last scene was a bit lacking in the spark that makes for better porn. The overall level of fuck for the buck, the technical values, and the majority of ladies did a fine job though and I think fans of the series might appreciate some new blood taking over the reigns. If you like lots of tease and breast play, you'll almost certainly enjoy watching Off the Rack 5 so perhaps director Moorehead will be staying at the company for awhile.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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