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Fishnets 4

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/7/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Fishnets 4

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Vignette

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Lisa Ann, Scott Nails, Tyler Faith, Mark Davis, Lexi Bardot, Evan Stone, Annette Schwarz, Tommy Gunn, Courtney Cummz, Rico Strong, Lexie Marie; Mysti May, Sascha (both in the bonus scene only)

Length: 159.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/13/2006 to 3/13/2006

Extras: The best extra for most fans will be the bonus scene between the lovely Mysti May and the perennial Sascha. It lasted about 16.5 minutes long and showed she had a lot of energy as she sucked and fucked her way back into my lustful heart. It was especially nice to see that it was shot for this movie, at least that was how it appeared given the fact that there was extensive, and hilarious, footage from the scene in the Behind the Scenes feature (where everyone was cracking up over the silliest of comments). The Behind the Scenes feature lasted about 18.5 minutes and had some interviews, cast members and crew goofing off, and some silliness worth checking out repeatedly if you want to see how a porn set really is. There was also a cumshot loop, a photogallery, and a number of trailers like Who's Your Daddy?, Big Rack Attack, Drive Thru, Virgin Surgeon, Gaper Maker, and Fine Ass Babes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fishnets 4 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as shot by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was very good, limiting the grain and video noise while providing accurate fleshtones on the cast. The picture wasn't always perfect but the composition of the shots was as solid as I remember Mike providing in the past, always enhancing the look of the ladies in their scenes substantially. There were no compression artifacts observed and the overall visual quality was pretty good, as expected. The audio registered on my receiver as 2.0 Dolby Digital but the vocals varied a fair amount in terms of loudness and the music ended after the scenes truly began. I didn't notice anything that would give your home theatres a work out but the audio properties did not detract from the experience. Fans of Spanish can listen to the secondary audio track in that language too; I found it to be an okay dub though only spot checked it.

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Body of Review: Mike Quasar has long been one of those guys that I can argue with but still like enough to bail out of jail when he needs me to do so. He's got a sharp wit, a keen eye, and has probably won more awards for others than anyone in the porn industry today (they take credit for the movies that he makes). While a standup kind of guy in many ways, I have long had the impression that he enjoyed his job so much that his lovely wife kept a particularly close eye on him (she's a cutie!), though he's the last guy I'd suspect of cheating on his spouse in the porn industry. His latest DVD for Zero Tolerance is Fishnets 4, a set of vignettes that show the ladies getting dressed in hot lingerie (and fishnets of course) before some tease and heated sex. The back cover put it like this: "Reel in the raunch! Wrapped from thigh to toe in deliciously draped nets and sexy stockings, these hosiery hotties have the cutest feet and the filthiest fuck appetites! Tease your dick with glimpses of silky soft skin, peeking through windows of open mesh, revealing toes and legs ready to be sucked, caressed and worshipped. Slide 'em out of the stockings and into the sack for a toe-wanking, net-loving, cum-drenched good time. From manicured toes to perfectly arched soles, these leggy lovelies in nets are the catch of the day!" The quick version of the movie is that I really liked it but you'll have to read my breakdown of the scenes by cast and action to know why so here's a look:

Scene One: Lisa Ann, an appealing brunette with a beautiful face and nice curves, was up first as she put on her fishnet stockings and thong in front of the window, eyeing the camera as though it were a partner of hers. Her itty bitty bikini enhanced her look and while the droning musical piece that played wasn't bad, it didn't help much as she carried on the established formula of the series. Still, she looked good here, even better than in her recent appearance in the Jules Jordan flick Black Owned and I was thankful that the music stopped when Scott Nails came into the picture to strip off her outfit and go to work on her body. Her oral was enthusiastic and playful, making it a joy to watch, it wasn't long enough for me but he got in some licking on her pussy too. They screwed in a standing position first as she demanded his cock inside her. When she was on top, she really rocked on his rod, pounding into him like crazy. After about 25 minutes, he jerked off to her face and she never flinched as she took his semen spray very nicely.

Scene Two: Tyler Faith, a curvy gal from Massachusetts that is the better half of her relationship (actually, I like Wankus just fine too but she's a lot cuter), was up next on the staircase as she put on some neon blue fishnets and matching lingerie slowly and seductively. She's an accomplished stripper so it wasn't too tough to understand why her tease footage was superior to some of the others. The lucky guy getting to work with her was Mark Davis and he prepared her pussy with his hand and tongue before she showed him how oral was meant to be given (yes, she gave much better head than he did). After some deepthroat action, the two boned like old bed buddies with her actively riding his shaft in reverse cowgirl; screaming out with each pump. They switched positions a few times and she kept the stockings on for the whole scene, riding him just as hard at the end of the scene as she did at the beginning. The way her ass rippled as she bounced on his rod was a sight for sore eyes, resulting in the facial she took to her mouth (but the camera faded away before she could swallow).

Scene Three: Lexi Bardot, a lean brunette with some colorful arm tattoos, would probably be better suited for an alt-porn release but thankfully, Mike wasn't having any stylish weirdness replace his straightforward approach to shooting her dress up in the corset and matching attire (yes, fishnet attire). Until she smiled, she seemed cold, almost standoffish, but the tease was decent and working with the mighty Evan Stone always seems to put the ladies in a good mood. They began by cuddling on a cozy chair, him feeling her up as she gyrated in his lap. They did a limited 69 before she blew him in earnest, leading to another active and aggressive ride as she impaled herself soundly on his cock. The slapping of their bodies was enough to give me a chubby with her anal fingering act appealing too. After some more vaginal sex, she began to ride his cock in her ass (not as actively but still better than most) and after a couple of positions, he rubbed out a good load to her mouth. There wasn't a lot of chemistry present but they both had some fun with passion as a side dish.

Scene Four: Annette Schwarz, a gal with bleached hair and an all natural body, had the allure of an attractive stripper and as she put on her clothes, I appreciated the way she seemed at ease with her act. I'll be looking for her more often for her girl next door appeal but she lucked out and got studly Tommy Gunn instead of me this time. Tommy is a guy that looks a lot like the director with more muscles, a lot more muscles, and a smaller cock from what I'm told (that'll be $5 Mike!). Seriously though, they made a good couple as she inhaled his dick with some enthusiasm, slapping herself with it a few times to get him rock hard. He skipped going down on her but provided enough meat for her to ride as aggressively as any of the others did. He went into overdrive at one point too and she got into it, spanking her ass as she lost her breath during the ride. This was the first time I remember seeing her but I hope it isn't the last given her chemistry with Tommy in the scene. It was almost as if she had an itch to scratch and he was the only one who could take care of it for her. She even took to the facial like Mike takes to praise, marking the end of a scene I truly enjoyed as a surprise (new gals rarely do it for me like this).

Scene Five: Courtney Cummz, the most reliable hotty of the movie in terms of a near guaranteed awesome performance, was up next as she put on the fishnets in the bathroom. Her lovely ass was as fine as ever and I was surprised she didn't score the cover for how great she looked but the tease was as good as any of the other scenes of the movie and she proved to be no debutante as she took care of the only black cock of the show in the form of Rico Strong. The sex was as good as I expected it with great oral, fine and energetic vaginal, and even a pounding anal as she demanded of him. He was gifted in terms of size although not the best in terms of how he used his dick, but she took care of most of the action so he didn't have to worry. She taste tested his cock clean (PTM, ATM) and ended with the mouth shot but there really wasn't much to say given how sweet the action was, right up until the time she swallowed his load. Whew!

Scene Six: Lexie Marie, the former Vivid contract gal and performer featured on the cover of the DVD case, was up last with Scott Nails. I had my doubts about her sexual skill given how frequently her performances lacked any semblance of energy or enthusiasm during her contract days but having spent some time reviewing the Lexi Marie Pocket Pussy, I was in a charitable mood. After all, the first five scenes and the bonus scene were all great in one way or another so I had little to lose by watching this one too. The tease portion of the scene showed she had a lot more potential than she was apparently allowed to display previously but what about the true test of a porn performer; the meat test? Well, her oral was decent, at least as good as I've ever seen in the past and Scott took charge to the point where she only had to kick back and let it all unfold to get a passing grade. That he fingered her ass as his cock was slamming into her pussy was cool and she did do some taste testing (PTM). She lacked the energy of the other gals in the movie (as expected) but the lighting and camerawork covered up a lot of flaws and she seemed to be ready for a breakthrough so perhaps one of these days, I'll be praising her sexual skill now that she's just started to realize she has some deep within her. She didn't even dodge the pop shot to her mouth, although she did clamp her eyes shut and the scene was okay.

Summary: Fishnets 4 is one of the best titles I've seen credited to Mike Quasar in awhile, showing off his exceptional talents with a camera and editing bay, as well as the skills of a fine cast of lovely ladies. There was a lot of fuck for the buck, the technical values were top notch all the way and the enthusiasm of the ladies was undeniable. As such, I'm rating it as Highly Recommended for any of you that want to skip the frills of features, the artistic visions of the poseurs, and the circus act sex of the gonzo crowd in favor of some great tease footage and straightforward fucking. If any of Mike's other recent releases have been this good, I was the unlucky slob that missed out but he really came through this time. As a side note, the DVD came wrapped in a neon yellow-green fishnet wrapper, making it stand out in the crowd but the contents of the case were the best reason to check this winner out. Good job!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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