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Bang My Tasty Twat


Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/12/06



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Bang My Tasty Twat

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Martin Del Toro

Cast: Kaylynn, Talon, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Gianna, Chris Charming, Tony T., Carmella Bing, Tiffany Taylor, Alicia Alighatti, Candy Manson

Length: 164.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 2/9/2006, 2/10/2006, 2/16/2006, 2/22/2006, 2/24/2006, 3/1/2006

Extras: The best extra was easily the 22.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it had more sex, some interviews, and lots of humor as the cast and crew mixed it up a bit. Tiffany had some special moments with her new puppy and it added to my belief about her getting this week's Spotlight Performer spot in terms of appeal. There was also a photogallery, a double sided DVD cover (the second side was only a set of covers though), and the back cover advertised a cumshot recap that was not present on the DVD; thankfully, that's a shitty extra to begin with or I'd have lowered the score).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Bang My Tasty Twat was presented in the original 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Martin Del Toro for Platinum X Pictures. The lighting was solid in most cases, reducing the grain & video noise to minimal levels. The composition of the shots was almost always favorable to the ladies and helped enhance their already awesome good looks though there was a bit more movement with the camera during some of the close ups than I generally prefer. The DVD mastering was solid as well and this is an area where Red Light District/Platinum X Pictures has long proven to be ahead of the pack. The only point of contention some of you will have is with the light watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen but it really wasn't all that noticeable to me given the fisheye effect employed during the scenes. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo with crisp vocals and none of the lame music getting in the way once the sex scenes started. I really didn't mind that there was no separation or that the dynamic range was only slightly better than average since I could hear everything but more vocals would've been appreciated.

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Body of Review: Martin Del Toro is one of the newest contract directors at the Red Light District/Platinum X Pictures company, providing some new blood this year after spreading his wings (at making ladies spread other body parts) and moving up in the world. His work is not always consistently solid but the man is definitely a guy to keep an eye on after such titles as today's Bang My Tasty Twat. The movie is a set of hardcore gonzo scenes where the ladies follow a standard formula and give largely decent performances without the need for a lot of circus act sex. Here's a look at the scenes, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Kaylynn, a very sexy brunette that gets better every time I see her perform, was up first (a wise choice too) as she teased the camera on the staircase in a shiny black dress (leather) with zippers on the nipples. The tease footage alone made the scene a winner for me but I'll admit that I'm a big fan of hers and she'd really have to be having an off day for me to dislike the scene. The eight fingers in the pussy routine was something I could have done without (doubling the concept of the Four Finger Club series) but she did appear to be getting wet by masturbating so I'm not going to carry on about it. Her partners were Talon, Brian Surewood, and studly John Strong, with the men licking her feet a little to start her going off on their cocks orally. Say what you will about this hotty but she's a world class cocksucker and the men seemed to enjoy getting their knobs slobbed by her as they took turns drilling her sweet pussy. This continued for a long time until she took their pop shots to her mouth, smearing the semen on her face as a form of "art". A weird ending but a solid scene to start off with!

Scene Two: Gianna, a very attractive and busty brunette, was up next as she wore a blue fishnet top and black fishnet stockings, with stripper shoes as she came down the staircase. This led to some tease and masturbation with her looking as wanton as ever with those pretty, seductive eyes of hers. Her partners for the scene were Chris Charming and Tony T., each getting some decent head from her before taking turns nailing the cutie. She might not have been as active and energetic as Kaylynn but she was still a darned fine ride as she serviced the men and the added fun of her wonderful titty fucking skills was not lost on me as she drained them dry. If you like the type of gal that spits and makes messy sex noises, you'll fall for her all over again, the scene ending with her taking the loads into her mouth as the men jerked them off there. She finished by rubbing them on her face too, leaving a mess that really didn't do it for me but the sex was very fun to watch.

Scene Three: Carmella Bing, a sexy brunette wearing a dominatrix type of outfit, was enhanced by the perfect sunny day as she followed the formula outside with tease and solo action. She's been causing quite a stir online as legions of fans lobby for her to appear in more scenes, even sending porn reviewers like me fanmail asking about her (hint: I'm not her agent, sorry). The sex took place on the shaded porch with John Strong and Chris Charming doing the honors, with her fucking and sucking them like a seasoned professional. The oral was merely okay this time but she attempted to make up for it with some active pussy and ass riding, even doing an early DP. The variations on the theme included more oral work and even some of the director's fetish (armpit fucking) with her vocally shouting her approval as they came from that last act. If you like the glistening look of semen soaked titties, you'll like the ending a lot.

Scene Four: Tiffany Taylor, the hot looking Blue Room Column Spotlight Performer this week, was up next wearing some fishnet clothing and a bridal veil outside. Her exotic good looks aside, she has paid some dues in terms of proving to be a wonderfully skilled performer, showing those skills once more by following the formula and then taking on studly John Strong. I would have preferred she stayed outside like Carmella got to but the couch inside wasn't the worst place in the world for her to perform either. Her oral skills were excellent as she licked, sucked, and even sang with her mouth full (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star) to an appreciative John, soon riding his cock passionately and playfully. The scene was another highlight for me, even though she didn't do a bunch of circus act sex like some of you would've preferred. It ended when he came on her veil (that popped back up at the end) and she licked it clean before doing likewise to the camera lens.

Scene Five: Alicia Alighatti, a very lean gal with a nice smile and fetching eyes, proved to be the youthful gal of the show (still in braces) with her all natural body and sexy lingerie enhancing the moment. She followed the formula on the staircase and seemed to know what she was doing in the solo footage. This led to her taking care of studman John Strong, though she did so less aggressively than the others. He spent some time going down on her before they screwed vaginally and while she was very vocal; her act was not as polished as her peers in a number of ways. In the fullness of time, I suspect she'll be considered quite a winner in her scenes but for this one, she was simply a cutie trying her best to keep up. It ended with a straightforward mouth pop swallowed and her licking the camera lens.

Scene Six: Candy Manson, the busty bleach blonde on the front DVD cover, was up last sporting the same fetish attire she was on the cover as she teased the camera outside. For those of you who've never seen the difference between natural and artificial light, check it out some time since it makes a big difference on gals with naturally good looks. Candy teased but did not masturbate before the scene abruptly cut to the indoor couch, another shame considering how well she was pulling off the outdoor lighting. She was set to work with Tony T. and John Strong, providing them with some fine oral attention before they began slapping her tig old bitties and screwing her vaginally. Tony was the rougher of the two as he throatfucked her and both men were powerhouses when it came to drilling her fine pussy in several positions. The ending pop shots marked a good scene and she played with the semen orally before swallowing it.

Summary: Bang My Tasty Twat showed that director Martin Del Toro could still provide a lot of fuck for the buck, heated performances, and a winning cast of attractive ladies without needing to impress the world that he could "out gonzo" anyone. In that sense, and due to the quality of the technical values on top of the other factors, I thought it would be fair to rate this one as Highly Recommended. Give it a look and I think you'll see why my belief that hiring a solid cast makes for the easiest method of getting the solid performances you'll see here.

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