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I Cream On Genie Vol. 2

Studio: Colossal Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/14/06

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I Cream On Genie 2

Colossal Entertainment

Genre: Vignette

Director: Dan Silver

Cast: Kelly "Fuckin" Wells, Sascha, Penny Flame, Trent Tesoro, Brooke, Kurt Lockwood, Sara Stone, Alec Knight, Tyla Wynn, Jerry

Length: 138 minutes

Date of Production: 8/17/2005, 8/18/2005

Extras: The best extra was the ~17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where some of the cast and crew were seen (and heard) getting ready for their scenes. They joked around and it seemed like a low stress environment. I liked the extra nudity and thought Penny's reluctance to do anal was met with a funny answer by the cameraman ("Slim Pickens" as he called himself) but most of the anecdotes offered were of moderate value to me. There was also a slide show and true double sided DVD cover but that was it.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Cream On Genie 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Dan Silver for release by Colossal Entertainment. The visuals looked better this time around with moderately better lighting reducing any grain and video noise to a minimum. The composition of the shots was not always favorable to the cast but did tend to make some of them look better than average (Sara and Penny come to mind). There were no compression artifacts and I thought it was a big step up from I Cream On Genie 1, though not the best work Dan has done to date. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital with minimal separation between the channels and sketchy dynamic range but you could typically hear the vocals and the music, while generic (and sometimes a close copy of the mainstream television show's theme song), was about standard for porn.

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Body of Review: Dan Silver caught my eye long ago as a BTS cameraman who managed to routinely capture my interest as he got some great footage for the movies he worked on. This led to him becoming a director and while he doesn't make many movies, he has shown some talent on occasion. His latest release is I Cream On Genie 2, the sequel to I Cream On Genie 1, a set of vignettes that all have the same basic theme; a genie trapped in a magic lamp for a very long time wants sex from the man rubbing the lamp to free her. The dialogue was wooden and corny, desperately in need of better writing (or, conversely enough, no writing at all). Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Kelly "Fuckin" Wells, a light haired gal with a need for seed, was up first in her harem outfit as she demanded Sascha grant her wish; clearing out her cobweb coochie from a thousand years of non-use. She slobbed his knob like she was well versed in the oral arts but it didn't last long before he was screwing her pussy to her vocal approval. He spit on it to provide lubrication and she bent over to accept his offering passively. This led to some PTM and they were soon doing anal but she was no more active in the way she took it (fans of long gape times might appreciate how long she held it open though). She did some ATM and was soon turning things around by bouncing mechanically hard on his rod in her ass. They bumped uglies for a lengthy amount of time but she was only active when sitting on top of him, weakening the scene. It ended when she took the facial and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Scene Two: Penny Flame, my favorite performer of the entire show, was up next as she showed her gratitude to Trent Tesoro for releasing her from the genie's lamp by pawing him and trying to make up for two thousand years (I guess she was lost a lot longer than Kelly). She called him master and the two got along just fine as she claimed to be a "good little genie" as he went down on her. She yanked down his pants and offered to rub him but ended up sucking him enthusiastically with some deepthroating action. The streamers went everywhere and her aptitude for oral was not unnoticed by Trent who was soon pounding her pussy like it had been a long time since he had any either. He was rougher than Sascha but she was more aggressive in cock riding than Kelly as she bounced up and down with ease, sucking him clean and doing numerous positions with him. It ended with a facial and while their chemistry might have been limited, it was still a warm scene with lots of replay value for me.

Scene Three: Brooke, the cutie featured on the entire right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next with Kurt Lockwood. She claimed to have been trapped for a thousand years and wanted a wish of her own, a lucky coincidence that Kurt had the same idea as she sucked his meaty rod with impunity to the bongo beats of the background drums. If you like your gals a bit curvier than the last two, she'd be a good choice for you and her performance skills were not bad here. It was a decent blowjob and he warmed her up with his hand pretty quickly too. The standing 69 didn't last long but then neither did he when she started impaling her pussy on his cock. When he was on top, she was markedly more passive and his rhythm lacked a steady beat but she still looked pretty good to me. Fans of breasts will also like how hers flailed around during the penetrative sex with him letting loose a moderate load considering how much he works.

Scene Four: Sara Stone, the bustiest gal of the bunch and featured gal on the upper left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next as she followed the formula and took on Alec Knight as her wish to come true. Her extra few pounds worked well on her frame and the two practically attacked one another to get their clothes off. That's when I saw how nasty his spotted disease had progressed and winced, though her aggressive oral on him took my mind off of it. She's really cute and her tig old bitties looked especially nice as she used them to enhance the action after her sweet blowjob. After the titty fuck, they screwed vaginally and she lost her breath as she let him do much of the work. This was another case where when she was on top, she was pretty good too but her appeal came from a different dynamic. It wasn't one of her better scenes but it was worth a glance or two, ending as expected with a small pop shot to her breasts.

Scene Five: Tyla Wynn, the gal on the lower left hand corner, was up last as she did the deed with Jerry in the living room. The concept was the same and while she wasn't the best looking gal of the bunch, her outfit was the skimpiest by far. That earned a couple of points with me, as did the way he went down on her, though her exaggerated blowjob was kind of mechanical in my opinion. She provided an active ride and lots of dirty talk but he had problems keeping a full erection, costing the scene any heat it might have initially built up. The oral and vaginal action suffered as a result, ending in his load going mostly into her mouth.

Summary: I Cream On Genie 2 was not the finest release from Colossal Entertainment but it was worth a rating of Rent It to me, largely thanks to the cast making the best they could of the situation. Dan is becoming a better director with time (as originally predicted) and if given more to work with, he could probably make a solid release out of a third volume in the series but I still enjoyed the Penny Flame scene more than a little bit and hope he uses her some more in the future (even though she flubbed her lines so naturally). The replay value was limited unless you're a big fan of the entire cast though and while I think Dan has offered better in the past, he's offered worse as well.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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