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Romantic Rectal Reaming

Studio: Anabolic » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 6/14/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Anal Gonzo

Director: Rob E. Nice

Length: 2 Hours 29 minutes, not including Extras.

Cast: Nadia Styles, Jamie Slle, Roxy Jezel, Haley Paige, Dana Vespoli and Jessica Jammer

Audio/Video: This Anabolic release features all handheld Digital camera. There were no noticeable annoyances in both the audio and the video. Nothing spectacular, either.

Extras: The Extras on this Anabolic release include a quick five minute behind the scenes featuring some of the girls before and after getting rectally reamed. There is also a recap of all of the cumshots on this DVD, along with a photo gallery and an advertisement for the website. Not a whole lot here. A little light, maybe.

Body of Review: Romantic Rectal Reaming has to be one of the funniest titles I've ever seen. It still makes me laugh. Ok, maybe I need to get out more. This DVD has six scenes and two and a half hours of anal romance. If you keep reading, I'll give you a scene by scene look at what exactly is romantic about anal sex.

Scene 1: Roxy Jezel

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Beautiful Roxy Jezel is up first and is having a nice romantic evening at home with her lover. She's an Asian looking woman with a giant tattoo on her back, sexy ass and a craving for anal love. Roxy does a great job of bobbin' her the proverbial knob before allowing penetration into her bald pussy. The sex is super energetic with Roxy looking like she's attempting to work off a large order of fries. Roxy loves to talk dirty and takes it up a notch once her ass starts getting violated. Roxy takes ATM and the two lovers are covered in sweet by the end of the scene. A bunch of guys come of the sidelines to jerk off on Roxy's asshole and drip down into a glass. After the try their best to fill it, Roxy slurps it down. Not sure I seen the romance yet, but this was a hot scene. Not a big fan of the finale.

Scene 2: Jessica Jammer
Jessica Jammer is a blonde women that looks a bit like a homeless man's Jessica Simpson. She's got tiny breasts, but a fantastic rump. After her and her lover make their way over to the couch, another caller comes out of nowhere to serve Jessica with the anal portion of a double penetration. Ass to mouth is the name of this game, and Jessica is truly a player. The two guys fuck the shit of her until her asshole looks like a tunnel. If that isn't enough, double anal make Jessica contort in pain. The two guys end the cene and the romance with cum dripping into Jessica's mouth.

Scene 3: Dana Vespoli
Dana is a tattooed women with a cute little body and a new wave type look to her. She's on the couch wearing only a bra on her back. She lifts her lets up when she sees a stiff dick coming at her and she immediately begins getting fucked up the ass, locing every second of it. Dana is an aggressive cock sucker, forcing her own face on cock until her eyes water and she spits up saliva on the camera. Dana puts a lot into this scene and looks to really enjoy the sex, sock sucking and even getting her face sprayed with cum.

Scene 4: Jamie Elle
Jamie Elle is up next wearing a cocktail dress. Pretty soon this brunette cutie has cock deep within her face. After working cock, she rides dick anally when out of nowhere another cock appears to take the anal position on a double penetration. Jamie takes ATM with vengeance, trading the cock right out of her ass to be placed in her mouth, while the former dick goes back to turning her brown eye red. This is some hardcore fucking and sucking in this scene. Jamie is a cute little woman with nice round tits, bald beaver and a now damaged ass. The scene ends with the guys feeding her a helping of cum.

Scene 5: Haley Paige
Haley Paige is a dark haired women romantically making out in bed with her lover. She's wearing a nice little bra and panty set. He looks like he's a beer away from an episode of cops with Jeans and no shirt. Haley takes off her G-string and presents herself over the couch, showing off a nice little bubble butt. Pretty soon another guy makes an appearance and feeds Haley's pie hole with his pork sword. The guys take turns abusing her asshole. Haley has a nice rack and a nice set of full lips. The scene ends with Haley getting a double dip shot on those nice lips.

Scene 6: Nadia Styles
Nadia Styles is all decked out in a cute red garter set. She's a dark haired woman with a entrancing face, and some seriously dark vaginal lips. After some intimate moments with her lover, they pull the ole 'guy from the closet' trick on her, where the guy runs out and starts getting his penetration on. The highlight of this scene was Nadia fucking the guy with her ass reverse cowgirl style and still managing to suck on the cock and balls of her companion. Nadia gets fucked hard up the ass talking dirty the whole time in this scene that end in a double facial.

Summary: The best part of Anabolic is that you know that there are a few things you can count on. Hardcore anal sex and a few surprises. This DVD, despite the romance in the title is not a couples flick. The "sneak attacks" of the guy coming out of the closet to start poking the females was quite entertaining. Still, I will have to say Rent It, as while entertaining, you can find a better collection of women to violate on film.


Colonel Mustard

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