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Da Vinci

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 6/15/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Feature

Director: Antonio Adamo

Length: 2 Hours not including Extras.

Cast: Claudia Rossi, Libellule, Liliane Tiger, Sue Diamond, Cinthya Lavigne, Bamboo and Lydia St. Martin

Audio/Video: This Private Black Label release was shot in 16:9 Anamorphic Widescreen. From a technical standpoint, this DVD was fantastic. Clear crisp audio and video in every second of the DVD. The shadows present were part of the storyline, but did not include the intercourse.

Extras: This Private release is very standard for DVDs. Like all Private releases, it can be played in a multitude of languages and subtitles for that true international flavor. A cast list details some of the Private DVDs featuring the various ladies of leisure. The behind the scenes was basically 7 minutes of director Antonio Adamo talking. Toward the end there was some extra sex, but it was very brief. There is also the necessary plug for Private incorporated along with trailers from "The Private Life of Simony Diamond", "Kill Thrill", "Pleasure Dome", "Addiction" and "Stiletto". The highlight of the Extras was an extended trailer for "Sex City" a knockoff of Frank Miller's Sin City. Stay tuned to DVDtalk for that review.

Body of Review: Since my earliest memories of adult entertainment, there have always been adult spoofs of popular, mainstream movies. Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code" book has broken all sorts of best selling records and with the movie adaptation coming out this summer, Private thought it would be the perfect time to spoof the movie and book. Thankfully, no body resembling Tom Hanks gets naked in Antonio Adamo's version of the movie. This movie has six scenes. Below is a blow by blow detailed description of each.

Scene 1: Libellule

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Our star of the show happens to be the character called "Tom Kans", and after a speech settles down to a quite night of shagging. Libellule is a petite Asian women with small natural breasts and dark skin and a perfectly bald beaver. She works his dick hard using plenty of fist fucking, after getting her snatch slobbered on by "Tom", There was some serious stabbin' in the cabin, including anal love for the beautiful Ms. Libellule. The scene ends with a cum shot on Libellule's beautiful mug. Fantastic scene.

Scene 2: Sue Diamond
And you thought Monks were supposed to be celibate. Not the evil monk stalking Tom. He found his way into the throws of lovely blonde Sue Diamond. This long legged hottie is wearing a nice fishnet dress, accented by a blue thong set. Sue has giant breasts and they look hot in this dark, candlelit scene. Even though it was a dark set, the viewer always have plenty of light "where hard meets soft". Sue gets bent over a chair before having her perfectly round breasts splattered with monk cum.

Scene 3: Lydia St. Martin
Lydia St. Martin is a pale skinned brunette, with naturally large breasts and a sexual mean streak to her. She's paired with an ebony gentleman who likes it rough. After abusing her tits a bit, he breaks out his dick and fucks her face hard. After a very brief and unimpressive oral romp, Lydia is laid on the table and has her pussy and ass penetrated. She takes ass to mouth with gusto before taking the demon seed shot on her tongue and tits. This scene left a little to be desired. Not a lot of energy from the participants.

Scene 4: Liliane Tiger
Blondes sometimes do have more fun. Sometimes you can have more fun with blondes. I think you can have a lot of fun with Liliane Tiger. She's a long haired blonde with a great body. Watching her get peeled out of a cocktail dress was magical. Her tattoos and clit piercing accentuate her beauty. She shows she knows her way around a cock. This is another dark scene with different lighting that makes the participant's skin glow a bit in the camera. Liliane also takes it up the ass for our viewing pleasure, throwing her hot little ass down on the stiff cock again and again. The scene end with cum splashing against her tongue piercing. Very enjoyable scene.

Scene 5: Orgy time
In a scene reminiscent of "Eyes Wide Shut", we find ourselves in a room full of women in masks, cloaks and nothing else. I won't try to identify the participants in this scene. Generally orgies tend to be a bit awkward in viewing, but director Adamo does some good work in putting multitude of sex going on in the same scene, and then skipping to the focus on one in particular. Five girls are partying hard in the scene with four guys, taking some deep hitting back shots, anal and a double penetration or two for kicks. The scene ends with one lucky women taking all of the semen shots. Very hot orgy scene!

Scene 6: Claudia Rossi
Claudia Rossi is our hot leading lady and after watching her run around following the clues left for her centuries ago, it's rewarding to see her finally get naked in front of the camera. She's a brunette women with a beautiful face and tight natural body. Since we're showing the good guys screwing, it's back to bright lights instead of the dark for the bad guys. After getting her bearded clam licked, Claudia shows she's no stranger to a cock down the throat. Even after it's been dipped in her snatch, she's unafraid to taste herself. Anal Doggy style ends the scene and the DVD as Tom pulls out and fires a line of cum on her puckered little asshole. Good solid finale on a solid DVD.

Summary: Private Black label set out to put together a DVD mirroring a best selling novel and soon to be very successful movie. It's a nice couples flick and for those who've read the book or seen the movie it's entertaining to see what the director was trying to get across to the fans. Some scenes are right from the book, others fabricated to avoid copyright infringement. Still, if you like couples porn, I have to recommend this DVD. It has it's flaws, maybe over directed from some people's perspective, but most of the sex was extremely hot.


Colonel Mustard

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