Cast: Tiffany Rayne, Michael Stefano, Naomi, Annette Schwartz, Tony T., Joanna Angel, Benjamin Bratt, Georgia Peach, Manuel Ferrara, Cherrie Rose; Kelly Broox, Jake Malone (last two in the bonus scene only)
Length: 181.5 minutes
Dates of Production: 11/9/2005, 1/19/2006, 2/9/2006, 2/13/2006, 3/10/2006, 3/30/2006
Extras: The best extra was the bonus blowjob by Kelly Broox on Jake Malone that lasted 22.5 minutes with the tease portion included. She's not the hottest looking gal in porn but she was appealing to me on a few levels, reminding me of a certain popular publicist at another company. There was a nearly 9 minute long Behind the Scenes feature too, starting off with the lovely Tiffany Rayne getting cleaned up in the bathroom. For the record, I wish I could've felt Tiffany's ass too (as Jake alluded to) though I wouldn't pay her bills as she discussed others doing for her. The other gals did not get much screen time in the BTS but considering the length of the movie, that's not such a bad thing. There was a photogallery, a double sided DVD cover (other covers from Red Light District only though), and some website info.
Audio/Video Quality: Fuck Dolls 7 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Red Light District. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over older releases by Jake with often nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones, though he still has a way to go to be as technically adept as some of his peers. There was a small, light watermark with the Red Light District logo on the bottom right hand corner of the picture but few people seem to mind it these days considering the amount of fuck for the buck being offered and the understanding that piracy is so prevalent. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.
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Body of Review: Jake Malone is probably the most perverted of man working at Red Light District/Platinum X Pictures these days now that many of his associates have left. His brand of direction typically calls for the ladies to be pushed as far as possible with regard to their limits, though rarely into the realm of truly gross acts like you can find if you look hard enough. There are times when some of his work is very disturbing and other times when it's as hot as can be so I always approach his movies with a degree of healthy skepticism (that he and a few of his peers have reportedly found upsetting). Still, I can't deny the strength of many of his releases in terms of replay and stroke value, as was the case with Fuck Dolls 7, the sequel to Fuck Dolls 6. The basic theme of the scenes is that the women are used like toys by various men, often getting off as their limits are expanded in a way that only Jake seems able to handle consistently well. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and several of the cast are truly blessed genetically:
Scene One: Tiffany Rayne, one of the hottest gals in porn and lady gracing the front DVD cover, was up first as she shouted out her feelings toward Michael Stefano during some tease footage that showed her off nicely. She played with a black dildo and her perfect ass looked especially appealing to me. She took a break from porn, came back for a number of scenes, and is back on hiatus (getting implants sadly enough), emulating the actions of a great many others in porn over the years. She flogged her thighs and used other toys to ready herself when he can upon her, using her like his own private fuck doll in the process. The tease continued with some oral flavoring, and I was glad to see her oral skills were still up to snuff as she inhaled his meat pipe coyly. She was very vocal as she took his cock in her pussy and ass, actively riding it as best the positions would allow her to do. It ended about 30 minutes into the action with him rubbing out a load onto the dildo for her to orally clean off. Whew!
Scene Two: Naomi, a gal with a fantastic bubble butt that has been all the rage in porn, and newcomer Annette Schwartz, began the second scene as they teased outdoors on a perfect day. Annette laid down and masturbated on her back while Naomi walked around her, soon finding Annette's tongue up her ample backside for some heated lesbian frolicking. The lingerie they wore enhanced their looks as much as the outfits the other gals in the scenes were, though the natural lighting worked even better. They moved the act inside and were eventually joined by powerhouse Tony T., with Naomi showing she was no stranger to sucking another gal's ass. The gals took turns sucking him off and soon were bouncing on Tony's cock, Naomi doing an anal ride better than the vaginal work Annette displayed. There were a number of variations of the positions and some taste testing too with both gals kneeling before him for the facial finish that they took (sucking face to clean each other off). It wasn't as strong a scene as the first one but it was still mighty heated the way they attacked each other sexually.
Scene Three: Joanna Angel, the anointed "queen of alt porn", was up next as she followed the formula in some traditionally appealing porn lingerie. The pink vinyl corset with numerous buckles, satin gloves, taped nipples, fishnet stockings, and stripper shoes, all seemed slightly out of place on her but she displayed the kind of attitude I would expect of her as she sat on the face of Benjamin Bratt in the living room. I'll be the first to admit that I lean towards preferring more traditionally attractive ladies in porn but her style also provided a nice change of pace from the others, fitting into the scheme of things just fine as a result. He tapped into her pussy and eating her out and moved to anal in no time at all though not as actively as I've come to expect from her. She had a filthy tongue and this brought Tony T. into the picture as the men drilled her hard on the couch. The DP footage was limited but this was not a bad scene for fans, if a bit weaker than expected for the rest of us, with her doing some deepthroating ATM after getting pounded in her ass. The scene ended with the double pop shot to her face with limited semen going into her mouth. She did swallow what went in and it was a pretty good scene even if not her best work to date.
Scene Four: Georgia Peach, a curvy gal with light hair and a cute overbite, called herself a "two cock whore" as she teased the camera in her red fishnet outfit and shiny shorts. She looked like she dropped some weight from when I met her in January though her penchant for sticking stuff in her ass seemed very much the same as always (with ATM) during the tease footage. The masturbation ended when she was joined by Manuel Ferrara and Michael Stefano (after donning some BDSM gear and crawling up the stairs), spending some quality oral time on Manuel's cock first. She actively sucked him off with lots of skill, using her all natural breasts to enhance the moment as she worked him over with her blindfold firmly in place. It was probably the most oral of the show, though not as lengthy, and way he replaced the toys dangling out of her ass with his cock was heated to say the least. Michael joined them for some DP action but as vocal as she was, this was not her strong suit as she let them do most of the work in the penetrative footage of the scene. Most of the action was anal with a single dick though she seemed to enjoy the taste of ass soaked cock, finishing up the scene with two loads to her mouth and one apparent load to her gaping ass.
Scene Five: Cherrie Rose, a 23 year old gal with a few nice pounds of baby fat on her frame, started the final scene by teasing in some fishnet lingerie that enhanced her all natural frame. She looked a lot like Tiffany, to the point where I'd have sworn she was a slightly older sister if asked, and Jake molested her before she was taken care of by the studly tag team of Manuel Ferrara and Michael Stefano. The glass dildo stuffed in her ass was replaced by a cock with all three of her holes getting abused by the men. She was hanging on in most of the sex rather than actively participating, though she seemed to appreciate the taste of man-ass more than the others. They aggressively used her up and while I'd like to see a more seasoned version of her act, especially if she became more active, she showed some decent potential here. To me, the scene seemed the shortest of the bunch but since I don't time the individual scenes, it might have been that she followed some hot sex that had already drained me and suffered as a result. In all, the formula used all the usual tricks with the anal replacing DP as the act of choice before she took their loads to her mouth. It wasn't the strongest closing scene of a porno by Jake but I've seen worse too.
Bonus Scene: Kelly Broox, an appealing gal that is new to porn but I hope stays for a while, was in the extras section in a 22.5 minute long bonus blowjob scene with Jake Malone. Whatever kidding I send Jake's way, he has a knack for getting some decent tease footage and the changing of clothes as well as booty shaking by Kelly was really hot. The oral itself was well done too and I look forward to seeing the scene she talked about but this was a nice one for fans of hers (and fans to be).
Summary: Fuck Dolls 7 was the latest Jake Malone deviation and the 384th release by RLD. The cast was a nice selection of ladies and men that proved to be full of ball draining hotties. The level of fuck for the buck was enough to warrant special consideration even with some rough edges on the technical side (few and far between they may have been) and I settled on giving the DVD a rating of Recommended but could understand a slightly higher (or, conversely enough, lower) rating too. I don't see enough of Tiffany in porn and Naomi is still one of the best ass gals in the business with Joanna a pleasant surprise since I have seen very little of her lately (despite her reputation). Check it out if you like your women on the submissive, but still nasty, side.
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