In this, one of countless old school XXX detective movie spoofs, Marc Wallice plays a private dick named Nick Slick who just happens to stumble his way into a case where Rachel Ashley hires him to spy on her husband (played by Mike Horner). She thinks that he's up to something, cheating on her maybe, and she doesn't mind paying with her money or her body to get to the truth about his high jinks.
Super star John Leslie directs this one with a minimum of flair. The story is pretty pedestrian and unfortunately so is the bulk of the sex with a few exceptions that we'll cover in just a bit. It's not that it's bad, it's just that it's predictable and repetitive with only one lesbian scene thrown in to break things up a little bit. The main thing that the movie has going for it is a very solid cast of late eighties hotties (Selena Steele looks especially good in this feature) so fans who grew up watching and wanking to the pornography of this era should get a kick or two out of spotting a few of the harder working ladies of the day in action throughout the movie.
Here's the required who fucks who and how they do it play-by-play:
Scene 1 – Sasha And Jamie Gillis: Things start to get hot and heavy inside the condo when Gillis moves up behind Sasha while she's at the washing machine doing laundry. He puts his hands up the back of her skirt and lifts it up so that he can give her oral from behind before she gets down on her knees and sucks on his cock. A quick scene without the usual weirdness that Gillis can be known for, very little dialogue, not much heat either. We cut back to them a few minutes later and he's fucking her from behind while the washing machine is humming away. He pulls out and wads on her ass, I'd guess, it's pretty dark and hard to see.
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Scene 2 – Rachel Ashley, Selena Steele, And Marc Wallice: Selena convinces Marc to fuck Rachel in his office, and he's not going to argue with her, he's no fool! While they make out, Selena starts to spread her legs and play with herself on top of his desk. The drum machines kick in on the soundtrack and they start rubbing up. She takes down his bright blue bikini briefs (ah, the eighties, a good decade for men's underwear, no?) and sucks on his prick for a bit. He lays her down on the table and fucks her pussy missionary style before getting her to roll over onto all fours so he can fuck her from behind. Selena is still finger banging away, and once he's taken care of Rachel he decides to move over to her and fuck her pussy missionary style while Rachel takes over by diddling herself in what is one of the hottest moments of the movie – she's really into it and looking quite sexy here. Wallice moves back over to Rachel who is still on her back and he puts his prick into her mouth as she sucks him to a finish and takes his load on her neck.
Scene 3 – Heather Torrance, Mike Horner And Gene Carrera: These three have just finished working out and are now chilling in the living room. Gene gets her top off and starts sucking on her tits while the two of them are on the couch, Mike watches. She goes down on Gene and then she sits on his cock and rides him cowgirl style. At this point Horner starts tugging on himself, while Gene gets her on her back so that he can fuck her missionary style. Gene jerks off on her and she sucks him a bit more as Horner moves in from behind and fucks her in the cunt. He lasts about a minute before he's ready to goop and he puts his cock chowder into the little crevice on the small of her back.
Scene 4 – Rachel Ashely, Selena Steele And Sasha: Sasha watches Rachel eat Selena's pussy while she sits with her legs spread in a chair. From there she moves over and makes out with Sasha as Selena finger fucks herself – or so it would seem! It turns out she's had a strap on strapped on the entire time. As Sasha and Rahcel get it on, Selena strokes her pretend cock I suppose to a pretend erection before moving in and slipping it into Rachel's lovely beaver from behind as she continues to dive Sasha's muff. Rachel takes out a double-ended dong and fucks Sasha with one side and deep throats the other while Selena continues to pound her from behind bringing the scene to an end. This is a pretty hot scene but unfortunately it ends too soon.
Scene 5 – Charli And Joey Silvera: After beating each other up in the boxing ring these two can no longer deny their attraction to one another. They start making out and she gives him some rub and tug through his silvery shorts. Tops come off and he grabs her ass for a bit, and then he lays back so she can get down on all fours and give him a blowjob. She lies him down on his back and then climbs on top of him to ride him cowgirl style, and then he fucks her doggy style for approximately a minute before pulling out and gooping onto the top of her ass cheeks. Charlie does look absolutely hot in this scene and the sex isn't half bad, especially her oral technique, which looks pretty fantastic.
Scene 6 – Sasha And Marc Wallice: She strips for him in his office and takes his pants down so that she can give him a blowjob. She puts his prick in between her tits a few times and sucks the head, and then she gets on top of him reverse cowgirl style. She then climbs off and bends over the desk so he can fuck her from behind, which he does pretty enthusiastically before pulling out and coming on the top of her ass.
Scene 7 – Rachel Ashley And Mike Horner: Rachel starts by giving him head, stroking him pretty fiercely when he's not in her mouth. He lies her on the table and fucks her missionary style, rubbing her clit with his thumb and he pumps her. After that she gets on top of him while he's sitting in the chair to ride him cowgirl style, and she rides him to a big finish in which he pulls out and she jerks him off all over her tits.
This bad boy was shot on video it looks like but at least it's well lit and the colors look pretty darn good considering that it was made about seventeen years ago. Flesh tones look natural and there's no shortage of detail in the image when compared to other shot on video smut of the same era. There is some softness to the image but no more so than any other adult movies of its ilk. The image is free of print damage and has only very mild edge enhancement noticeable in a few scenes though some mpeg compression artifacts poke around in the black spots from time to time.
The plain vanilla Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono sound mix is clean and clear even when it does show the limitations of the source material used for the disc. Some of the scenes are just a little flat and don't sound too robust but at the very least you can hear everything that's being said and this mix gets done what it needs to get done without any really big problems. The funky dance music score sounds incredibly dated but it ads to the fun of the feature and obviously isn't a fault of the disc so much as it is simply bad taste.
Extras are limited to an advertisement trailers for three other VCA Classics titles (New Wave Hookers 5, Shock and The Devil In Miss Jones 6, a photo gallery consisting of roughly forty images from the film, a phone sex advertisement, an internet link and a contact page for VCA.
VCA has given Slick Honey a nice looking and sounding presentation with nothing to write home about in terms of extras. The movie isn't bad, but it's not one with a lot of replay value. Worth checking out for some interesting casting, this one is best served with a rental for all but the most hardcore of late eighties porno fans.