Extras: The Behind the Scenes feature lasted about 15 minutes and had some interviews, cast members and crew goofing off, and some silliness worth checking out repeatedly if you want to see how a porn set really is. This one only focused on Courtney (the contract gal) and Tiffany, making me wonder if the others were lame before their acts or if something else went on but both of these gals were great to watch (and Mike is one of the funniest guys in porn directing when he gets going). There was also a cumshot loop, a photogallery, and a number of trailers like Who's Your Daddy?, Big Rack Attack, Drive Thru, Virgin Surgeon, Gaper Maker, and Fine Ass Babes.
Audio/Video Quality: Ass Cleavage 7 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as shot by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was very good, limiting the grain and video noise while providing accurate fleshtones on the cast. The picture wasn't always perfect but the composition of the shots was as solid as I remember Mike providing in the past, always enhancing the look of the ladies in their scenes substantially. There were no compression artifacts observed and the overall visual quality was pretty good, as expected. The audio registered on my receiver as 2.0 Dolby Digital but the vocals varied a fair amount in terms of loudness and the music ended after the scenes truly began. I didn't notice anything that would give your home theatres a work out but the audio properties did not detract from the experience. Fans of Spanish can listen to the secondary audio track in that language too; I found it to be an okay dub though only spot checked it.
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Body of Review: Mike Quasar is funny enough that he could have been a stand up comedian but in fairness to the guy, I think he found his true calling as a porn director. His technical skills are typically above average and his eye for what works even better with a knack for being an all around talented production crew rolled into one. His latest release is Ass Cleavage 7, where the cover said: "9 out of 10 ass enthusiasts agree: Chicks that take it in the can have more fun! After all, Ass Cleavage whores make their pipes expand to unthinkable limits at the thought of dick just to get you off. Don't judge these colon cuties by the size of their brown-eyes though. Watch their sweet sphincters stretch to capacity as their precious poopers get plugged with huge hard cocks. When plain-jane pussy-pounding just won't cut it anymore, check out the series that makes hardcore ass fucking cool again." If you like attractive women having hardcore sex, you could do far worse than this one although you might want to keep in mind that not all the gals did anal but I can't find fault with any of the choices offered up. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Mia Bangg, a curvy brunette with an appealing face, began the movie by wiggling her ass on a horrible looking green couch (though I'm sure few of you will notice the couch) as she bent over. There was no measuring of her ass cleavage or other talk as the tease was the initial focal point. It was a limited tease so I didn't mind at all when Sascha jumped in to get his dick sucked; a feat she was skilled at from the look of things. She worked him into a state of full erection, slobbering all over his shaft as Mike moved the camera around her a bit. She was a passive fuck at first but came around when sitting on his cock, increasing the tempo as the scene went on. Just as she was going balls to the wall fast, the scene moved over to anal where she was barely able to accept his modest package. I know that anal is the mainstay of the series but I'd rather see gals into the act doing it (or seeing gals with great asses tease more and stick with the vaginal if that needs to be the case) though in her defense, she rode him a little bit towards the end of the scene. The scene ended with the mouth pop that she seemed to swallow, marking an okay beginning to the movie.
Scene Two: Georgia Peach, a native Floridian with a large backside built for boning, gave some more active tease on a large ottoman in the horribly decorated room. Fans of larger gals with the curves of a woman probably already know how appealing she can be, with her masturbating until Mark Wood walked up to snack on her crack. He spanked her ass playfully and she was soon blowing him with a modicum of energy and playfulness that proved to be more exciting than Mia's hummer in the first scene. This led to an active ride in her pussy and anal that looked much more like she was enjoying herself (she was pumping back to meet his thrusts as one example, upping the dirty talk as another) but once she was on top, she impaled herself soundly as though getting off repeatedly. If it was an act, she deserves a nod for her acting ability but either way, it was very strokable. She even took the load enthusiastically, marking it as a great scene for replay value.
Scene Three: Naomi, a gal with a perfect ass that has launched numerous loads since that day I met her at the 2006 AEE Show in January, was up next on a red couch where she actively teased the camera. I know some of you think she's a two-bagger but the initial view of that ass bouncing around was incredibly sexy and Sascha was the lucky guy to nail her here. She savored the taste of his cock in her mouth well enough and he played with her bulbous butt a bit before hammering her pussy. The couple was somewhat clumsy together (you'd have to watch the scene to see what I meant) but I was enjoying the action. I admit to being surprised that no anal took place but as mentioned before, the tease covered the title and she was a decent lay on camera (I just wish Mia had been left to do vaginal only). The ending pop shot closed out the scene and I felt it was worth some replay value.
Scene Four: Tiffany Rayne, one of my favorite performers these days for her looks and body combined with a winning sense of sexual skill, provided a short but sweet bit of tease in the living room. She spoke to the camera about her anal plug, driving it home as she readied for the action in her wonderful backside before being joined by Mark Wood. They went at it on the horrid green couch upstairs where she displayed a powerful bit of cocksucking to ready his shaft. This led to a pussy pounding worth watching repeatedly and some mixed anal action. With as much preparation as she did for the anal, you'd think she could've been more active at ass screwing but Mark tried his best to make up for it by hammering away on it to practically tear her anew one (taking a breather mid way through the action to catch his breath). She looked great and the positive aspects of the action were pleasing me a lot, but it was far from her best work, especially when she went over the top with the mechanical vocals. The facial closed it and off I went to the next scene.
Scene Five: Jayna Oso, a lean, sultry gal with an exotic look that many find appealing, was up next as she followed the formula by the staircase. The tease was again active and well worth watching, leading to her sucking off Tommy Gunn. It was a slower, more seductive bit of oral and he led her to the couch to give her a lick (and finger her ass) as well as provide the cock for her pussy. She wasn't very vocal but I got the impression that she was having fun as she aggressively rode his shaft; bucking her hips like crazy. The wonderful vaginal gave way to a far slower anal where he did all the work until she was on top (and even then she was not giving her all). Still, she picked up the pace as time went by and looked good throughout the scene, making it a fun scene overall. Fans might even appreciate that she took two hands to handle his whopper and jerk him off to her face, squeezing out every last drop.
Scene Six: Courtney Cummz, the hotty featured on the front DVD cover, has long been a fan favorite for her looks, skill, and attitude. Her postage stamp sized outfit in the movie (the same satin outfit as the cover except with a thong replacing the shorts) enhanced her looks as much as any clothing could improve on her genetically superior body and she teased a bit but not nearly enough before walking up to Mick Blue. She inhaled his cock orally and after giving him great head, rode him like a wild child vaginally. She was vocal and heated with some chemistry shown between the couple, though her anal was another area in need of something extra. He did the work until the very end, with her claiming to appreciate it but rarely pumping back on his rod until sitting on top of it. At that point, she was grinding her hips into him and bucking like crazy but I wanted to see more of that kind of thing than the passive material earlier on. Still, Courtney is always a welcome performer in my house, and the overall quality of the scene was second to none (though Georgia came close and edged her out on the anal). The mouth pop finished up the scene and movie, her giving him some post coital sucking for good measure.
Summary: Ass Cleavage 7 showed Mike Quasar doing what he does best; recording hot women having sex in front of the camera for future generations to judge us on. To Mike's credit, he included some gals that were new to anal or simply stretched beyond their capacity, a factor that might elevate the heat levels for some of you. I don't fixate on specific sex tricks (saving the rating a notch) and considered the levels of fuck for the buck combined with the great cast to be worth a rating of Recommended. Mike and the ladies have done better elsewhere but most of them were still top picks in porn so all things considered, it was a strokable flick with reasonably decent replay value.
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