Cast: Avy Scott, Brooke Haven, Anthony Rosano, Estella Leon, Jessi Castro, Kyle Stone, Delilah Strong, Candy Manson, Marcos Leon, Savannah Stern, Alexa Lynn, Gino Greco, Gabriella Banks, Vanessa Figueroa
Length: 124.5 minutes
Dates of Production: 3/27/2006, 4/3/2006, 4/6/2006
Extras: The best extra were the two lapdances totaling 6 minutes, one with Gabriella Banks, and the other starring Vanessa Figueroa. They were short and done in POV fashion with the cameraman, offering up a bit more fun than the typical extra footage would for me. I also liked the 4.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it had some funny complaining by the cast (about everything from semen dripping down an ass crack to Kyle's excited hair pulling in the scene). There was also a cum shot recap, a photogallery, and some trailers for those that care.
Audio/Video Quality: Clean My Crack 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Robert F. Lee for release by Fifth Element. It was low budget all the way with lots of camera movement and unsteady hands but a raw edge to it that occasionally worked for me. The lighting was okay and the composition of the shots decent, with accurate fleshtones as well. The editing was an area in need of improvement too but the potential was there to please fans of Pro-Am work like the titles shot by Ed Powers and the DVD Mastering seemed fitting for the cost. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English with some separation between the channels (whether it was strictly the way it was processed or not, I couldn't say for sure, but it wasn't bad).
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Body of Review: Checking out new porn (new performers, directors, and companies) is one of the perks of reviewing that I like the most. Let's face it; if I had to drop a lot of dough to see what was going on in porn, I'd end up with a lot of expensive, and crappy, titles gracing my shelves. That said, I also find some good stuff from time to time that was simply boxed up in a lousy package too. Today's review of Clean My Crack 2 by director Robert F. Lee was not one of those pure gold titles I like to discover but it wasn't terrible either. The emphasis was on pairs of gals blowing a guy and the scene ending with one gal sucking off the semen from the ass crack of the other gal. There was no penetrative sex and the cast was a mix of old and new performers. Here's a quick glance at the scenes by cast and action, noting that while the men weren't credited, I'm 95% sure of their ID and none of them wore condoms:
Scene One: Avy Scott and Brooke Haven, the two ladies on the front DVD cover and best known performers of the entire cast, were up first as they established the formula for the movie. The scene began with the two on the couch, spanking and orally gratifying one another while the cameraman tried to hold the camera steady (I'd probably be just as bad as he was given the ladies being recorded). The initial lesbian sex gave way to the ladies sucking off Anthony Rosano; a mope squad candidate if ever one existed. The ladies were skillful as they shared his rod and each gave him a titty fuck to boot. Like some of the other ladies of the movie, they stuck with blowing him and feeling him up with their breasts before he popped a moderate load on Brooke ass crack (to ooze down into Avy's mouth).
Scene Two: Estella Leon and Jessi Castro, a couple of gals that I'm far less familiar with than the last two women, were up on the couch next in a scene with Kyle Stone (easily the best known male of the cast). Both ladies appeared to be the kind of females you'd expect to see in a stripper bar, getting nasty with one another before Kyle joined them. I've done worse than these two in my sorted past but neither appealed to me as reasons to pick up the DVD so I was not enthusiastic about how much I'd like the scene within the first few minutes. They sucked him off okay, taking turns blowing him but lacking in the dirty talk (it seemed quite forced to me); going from Spanish talking to girlish talk but it didn't strike me as real. Jessi took the pop shot to the crack and Estella slurped it up but it was a lame scene for me.
Scene Three: Delilah Strong and Candy Manson, a couple of gals with potential to make it in porn, were up next on the couch with Marcos Leon after doing the perfunctory oral. I think Delilah is a major hotty (even here with the lousy make up) and fans of large breasts will want a piece of Candy (whose make up was even worse) but Delilah's playful mannerisms saved the scene from looking third rate and Candy showed some of the potential I've watched her use in the recent past so this was another okay scene. Their oral was fine, if lacking in the kind of enthusiasm I've watched out of them of late, and Delilah took the pop shot off Candy's ass. There wasn't much replay value but I got hard enough to stroke to it so I suspect most of you will too.
Scene Four: Savannah Stern, a very appealing brunette, and Alexa Lynn, a gal almost as light skinned as Charlotte Stokely, were probably the most playful couple of gals in the movie. They came across like they were having fun together, and even as though they knew each other given the way they reacted to one another's touch. I could have appreciated them all by themselves but they were joined by a guy that would give Dirty Harry (the porn star) and Jake Malone a run for the money in terms of creepy old guy looks; Gino Greco. If his hair wasn't dyed, I'd suggest he get to a doctor (quickly!) but some of his look was attributable to the bad haircut he had, scrawny pale body and late 50's look. If I didn't know better, I'd have guessed he was the producer or something but the strength of the scene was how well the ladies treated him. Even though he had a tiny cock and bizarre look, they acted like the "cock whores" they claimed to be and worked him over nicely. It ended as expected and he had a pretty good load to offer.
Scene Five: Gabriella Banks and Vanessa Figueroa, a couple of interesting looking gals (Vanessa had a boyish body and Gabriella was curvier with red hair), were up last and added another layer of amateur porn looking cast members to the scene. Okay, while they might be better suited for a movie titled Last Call Ladies (a bar set up where the guys pick up whatever they can before the bar closes for the night), Marcos Leon seemed fine with offering his services as they sucked him from mouth to mouth. The cocksucking was mechanical at times but both gals, while not superstar material, would do in a pinch and I'm sure Marcos was okay getting paid to have his boner blown. The movie carried on like the other scenes with a bit of energy and Vanessa cleaning the crack better than anyone (earning the title "Crack Queen" from director Robert).
Summary: Clean My Crack 2 really didn't work for me consistently but it was better than the last title I watched from Fifth Element (a subsidiary of the far more appealing Anarchy Films if I remember the affiliation correctly). To be fair, I can be kind of snobby about technical values and the looks of the ladies so I thought a rating of Rent It was reasonable for all it had to offer, showing some potential by director Lee and several of the cast that were lesser known at the time of this writing. It won't supplant some of the bigger name release in the industry but might make for a casual bit of fun to enjoy as an alternative to the bigger budget, polished porn look many of you have taken to over the years.
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