Cast: Roxy Jezel, Kyle Moore, Woodrow/Woody, Sativa Rose, Mr. Pete, Charles Barry, Jenna Presley, Nick, Cameron, Page Morgan, Charlotte Stokely, Sascha; Smokey (bonus BJ scene only)
Non-sex roles: Stan the Wild Man, Mike Maravich, a great many others
Length: 164 minutes
Date of Production: 2/16/2006
Extras: Like most of the Shane's World releases of late, there were some good extras with my favorite being the 35 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage. The cast and crew were having a lot of fun and I enjoyed watching it twice (once before and once while writing this review). Extra sex, nudity, and some of the mini-dramas were all covered here nicely, making it enhance the value of the DVD. If you're a stoner, you'll have a lot more reason to enjoy this one (just watch it already). The other good extra was the 11.5 minute bonus blowjob by Roxy Jezel on a guy called Smokey. She was as good at giving head as ever, doing so in a secluded section of woods in the Santa Clara area. I'm tempted to list the disclaimer at the front of the movie as an extra as it was hilarious too but you can see what I mean on your own. There was a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and trailers to shows like Guide To Anal Sex, Girls Night Out 1, Girls Night Out 2, Shane's World 37, Shane's World 36, Shane's World, and Shane's World: Nerdz.
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Audio/Video Quality: Penny Flame's Blazed & Confused was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by Penny Flame for release by the Shane's World line for New Sensations (one of their last such titles since the company has left the fold recently). The series is supposed to look like it was shot by an amateur, something like many other Pro-Am series, and it did in virtually all scenes (though Penny is far too vocal to let me think she clammed up in the scenes she wasn't heard in). The lighting would wash out the fleshtones, the camera would lose focus, and the composition of the shots varied at times but the raw energy of the show remained intact as the series tends to be good at. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was decent but I didn't notice a lot of separation between the channels (the center channel provided pretty much all of the sound) and the dynamic range was about average for the series. The technical values in general were once again decent but a bit more work might help them even more in the future.
Body of Review: Penny Flame has long been my favorite stoner outside of maybe Cheech & Chong (I'm old school mother fuckers!) so when given the chance to review another of her Shane's World movies, this one titled Penny Flame's Blazed & Confused, I jumped on it. I don't advocate drug use and having been acquainted with some who have been doing various substances for years; I can tell you that all the "pot doesn't effect you" propaganda is about as accurate as the crud coming out of the offices of the federal enforcement agencies charged with controlling such substances. That said, like fatty foods, alcohol, smoking, and tawdry sex with wanton women; I think drugs should be legalized to allow people to make their own choices about what they consume (as long as they aren't otherwise impacting others; no driving fucked up, not ripping people off to get high, etc.). So, with that said, I review the latest directorial effort of Penny that glorifies pot (although watching the characters of the movie may prove to scare people more away from drugs than anything the feds could do). There was a lot of comedic skits and some non-standard sex scenes as expected by a DVD from this company (handjobs are all the rage in them; sign me up for my two pumps Penny!) with a lot of overall entertainment value on hand (pun intended) to show for your money. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Roxy Jezel, the light haired English gal kneeling on the lower left corner of the front DVD cover, gave Kyle Moore some good loving on the hotel room bed while Penny goofed around behind her. The oral was really enthusiastic and they were in the process of getting high as they did the deed, him giving her some oral before they boned. There was a lot more kissing than usual here, making me wonder if the pot caused them to revert to "non-porn sex mode". Regardless, she was an active partner the entire time, starting off the sexual themes of the show nicely after the silly drug material it began with for the humor. The pop shot went to her abdomen and Roxy was laughing like a maniac (kind of like a revised Reefer Madness).
Scene Two: Roxy Jezel, acting quite gregarious, was on the road as she picked up a student named Woodrow, who was driving beside their so-called "blunt bus". His cock was small but she was very nice to him and gave him a quick handjob to get him off. For the record, he was somewhere between Steve French and Sasquatch on the body hair scale (pretty close to Ron Jeremy in fact).
Scene Three: Sativa Rose, a hot Latina with awesome DSLs, was up next with Mr. Pete after a bong packing lesson with Penny. They kissed and went to the room, him sucking her ass before she blew him most capably on the mattress. This led to the two boning like college kids would do, both of them still appearing to be high from the effects of the previous lesson. Her ass looked great bouncing up and down on his lap as he poked her fine pussy, resulting in a tiny load to her chest.
Scene Four: Roxy Jezel, having gotten worked up by dancing in the street, brought a black man who didn't care how old she was named Charles Barry, back to the bus to jerk him off. His cock was small, destroying the myth of the gifted black man, but he seemed wasted long before the action began. It was a decent pop shot, showing he probably hadn't been laid in some time.
Scene Five: Jenna Presley, a cute brunette with the least original name in porn, was in a dive of a home with a skinny guy names Nick. Unlike the usual scenes where the gals gave handjobs to the unknown men, she stripped down and was letting him bone her pussy with his average member as Penny assisted in the background. She was too passive and he seemed to be under a lot of stress as Penny rubbed him (and all the other gals used dirty talk) but she was better once on top of him. He was another one with a substantial load as though he had not had sex in a long time.
Scene Six: Jenna Presley and Roxy Jezel, in a happy mood, brought a slacker named Cameron back to their hotel room to jerk off and spark some spliffies. For those who think pot has no side effects, take a look at this guy's cock and see how small it was. Roxy's a small gal so when she easily fit him into the palm of her hand, I figured he'd have to be pretty messed up to let the world see how small he was. He came like Peter North in a very short time, indicating limited female contact and a quick trigger.
Scene Seven: Penny Flame, the hotty featured on the front DVD cover standing up on the left hand side, was up next as she played with Jack Venice outside on a dark and dreary day in a public (but lightly traveled) area. She did some oral on him that was kind of nice but she was banging her pussy in mere moments on a wooden bench that looked like it was left by early settlers it was so worn. I found the refreshing change of scenery and pace to be welcome though the sex didn't last all that long between them, making me long for one of her lengthier scenes. It had a decent pop shot but soon gave way to more road tricks.
Scene Eight: Page Morgan, a light haired gal with a mean tattoo on her right arm, started off the next scene without any tease or other provocation since the camera cut into the action as it was in progress with her blowing Mr. Pete in bed. She did tease him during the handjob aspect of the scene and he fingered her to a wet squirting scene in between vaginal screwing positions. She was a lazy fuck for the most part, letting him do all the work as he pumped her pussy until popping.
Scene Nine: Charlotte Stokely, the whitest gal in porn, and swarthy Sascha, were up last on the couch as they watched the movie on their TV. She liked the size of the blunt Penny and company were smoking but thought the show needed more sex, almost as if reading Sascha's mind. They then went at it on the couch, her sucking him off before actively riding his cock on top. She was only active when on top but it wasn't a bad scene. She did some PTM and took the facial well, closing out the sex of the movie as Penny and others looked for more pot.
Summary: Penny Flame's Blazed & Confused was another hit from the folks at Shane's World and worthy of being Recommended. I would have liked more sex taking place but the fun factor was in evidence in major quantities, marking it as a title that people from all walks of life can appreciate. The stoners will "get it" as they like to say and the mundane folks will be able to laugh their asses off at how goofy the cast and crew acted. If you're looking for your father's porn, pass this one up but if you want something that you'll be able to enjoy for a long, hard time, this might be just what the doctor ordered.
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