Cast: Katja Kassin, Mark Ashley, Monica Sweetheart, Marco Banderas/Duato, Melissa Lauren, Scott Nails, Naomi, Billy Glide, Aaralyn Barra, Harley, Sascha; Kinzie Kenner (bonus scene only)
Length: 107.5 minutes
Date of Production: 4/30/2006
Extras: Most of you will appreciate the bonus scene from Big Wet Asses 7 the most as it starred Kinzie Kenner and Sascha going at it. I described the 22 minute scene below for those who care and while I prefer unique content, I did like the scene a lot when I saw it (and it held up well). I actually enjoyed the 11.5 minute Behind the Scenes feature by Ron Bossman as well since it showcased some of the fun between the cast and crew. If you like the cast, this will prove to have some decent entertainment value for you. There was an Easter Egg of Melissa Lauren slapping one of the crew at his request (highlight the company logo on the main menu page), 3.5 minutes of bonus footage from the scene with Monica and the one with Aaralyn (split almost evenly), a photogallery, spam, trailers to movies like Age Play POV, Swallow My Squirt 3, Flower's Squirt Shower 3, Super Squirt 3, Who Let The Whores Out? 2, and Big Wet Asses; as well as a double sided DVD cover (advertising on the second side though).
Audio/Video Quality: Destination Dirtpipe was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for distribution by Elegant Angel. The camera work was better than average this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows. This is one area that William can be less consistent so I applaud his efforts at improving quality. I saw no compression artifacts and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than most of the director's previous works. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases.
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Body of Review: William H. Nutsack has proven to be something of an enigma to me in reviewing his movies over the last year or so. His titles for Elegant Angel are often really interesting and strokable though there are times when those working for him aren't into the action as much as they could be (while not his fault directly, the director gets the credit and jeers when things go wrong). That said, I ended up seeking out his work, regardless of his sorted past, noticing the latest being Destination Dirtpipe, where he had five great scenes of anal depravity centering on food fetish involving cakes. I know that sounds goofy but somehow the guy makes it work far better than expected and here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and actions, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Katja Kassin, one of the top anal queens in porn, was up first with a head of black hair (the first time I recall seeing it) as she decorated a strawberry cake for lover Mark Ashley in the kitchen. The theme of the action started off with some food fetish material and kissing, enhancing the action more than a little bit as they seemed to enjoy one another more than a little. He smeared cake all over her and ate some of it off, making for a messy but fun scene that skipped the blowjob initially and went right to the anal plundering. She then sucked him off ATM style with some icing on his rod to make it taste better for her. It was kind of twisted but I was getting a major hard on as I watched, proving that Nutsack was on the ball with the theme. He then went to poking her pussy and watching her in action is always a treat in my book. The ride was active and she pushed back on his thrusts as though trying to fill herself as best she could with cock. They continued with the variations of the penetrative sex until she jerked him off into her mouth and swallowed, making this a classic scene to start off the movie. I had to take a break after this one in fact, coming back later to revive myself. Whew!
Scene Two: Monica Sweetheart, looking outstanding in her red teddy, walked in on pervert Marco Banderas/Duato, who was fucking a great looking cake on the kitchen counter. She liked the taste of his cake covered cock and gave him a hot blowjob, resulting in him returning the favor of oral on her pussy. She was energetic, enthusiastic, and had some chemistry working with him throughout the scene but after the oral the couple started banging like lovers on a honeymoon. The emphasis was clearly on anal sex and they tried a number of variations, with her getting covered in cake much of the way through. If I can't have Katja, I want Monica for my next birthday to pay a visit. This was another top notch scene with great replay value, providing the promise of many loads to be launched in the future. Yow!
Scene Three: Melissa Lauren, a brunette with very appealing eyes and an all natural body, was up next as she finished decorating a cake on the kitchen counter in her black fishnet lingerie. Scott Nails held her tight from behind and started rubbing her as well as continuing the cake feeding ritual started in the other scenes. They both did some decent oral before the vaginal and inevitable anal and the only complaint I had with the couple was how she seemed to get too over the top vocally. If she toned it down a few decibels, she'd be more believable and I thought this one was also a stronger than average scene.
Scene Four: Naomi, the hotty on the front DVD cover with the bubble butt, was up next as she prepared some eggs in a bowl as part of a cake making scheme. Her stretch pants fit her nicely and I kind of wished she had some cake rubbed on that fantastic ass of hers but Billy Glide made due as he snacked on her ass crack all the same. One of the silly parts to the scene was that she was having her monthly visitor so after some very good oral by the two; she took his large cock in her ass instead of the pussy. She started out a weak anal princess in porn but has since become a very talented lady at taking care of men in her backside; actively riding cock anally as though it were second nature. She yelled a bit much too but the scene was one of her best to date and she's been making some mighty fine scenes lately. The pop shot went right to her mouth, icing her tonsils as he stood above her. Sweet!
Scene Five: Aaralyn Barra, a relative newcomer to porn compared to the others, was up last on the floor as she ate strawberries and masturbated before a couple of mope squad members; Harley and Sascha, yanked her up abruptly. She was made to suck both of them off, showing no hesitation at doing so with some red icing used to sweeten the deal. I predicted that she'd start getting better with a few scenes under her belt and this one certainly filled the bill as she showed some of the passion the other ladies in the cast displayed in their scenes. While the meat puppets weren't the best at the game, they also seemed to be doing a reasonable job this time as they worked her mouth and pussy over handily. The anal was still a weak act for her but she did show a lot more enthusiasm than previous scenes as she impaled her pussy and mouth from time to time. They smeared a very yummy looking cake all over her near the end, causing her to swallow semen and look like she fell into the cake head first, resulting in yet another weird by hot scene to repeatedly enjoy.
Bonus Scene: Big Wet Asses 7: Kinzie Kenner, one of the most curvaceous cuties in porn these days (and a nasty gal besides), was up first to display her infinite charms before the camera during the opening tease sequence in a black fishnet outfit and skimpy black shorts. This led her to getting her ass oiled up by scene partner Sascha, who worked his fingers inside her to stretch her out a bit for his cock. The way she purred when he rubbed his cock along side her pussy and ass was reason enough to like the scene but it got better as it went along too. He initially boned that pussy of hers but this soon gave way to the anal she was so capable of handling. She did a fair amount of ATM but her strength, and why she started off the DVD in the first place, was her sheer enthusiasm and energy throughout the scene. If you ever wanted to believe a gal had fun during anal, this would be a good choice to show a significant other though there were times when it became a contest of wills over who would pump fastest on the other. It ended at the 22 minute mark with her taking a major facial though she didn't swallow any of his spew.
Summary: Destination Dirtpipe was a DVD that I could rate as Highly Recommended without any hesitation or thought. The ladies were extremely talented and in their respective zones of competence with breakthrough performances by some of the new ones and top end work by the established hotties. The technical matters were well done and the extras rated very nicely, showing me that Nutsack was hitting his stride when this one was shot. If you like anal, food fetish action, and heated performances by a wonderful cast, Destination Dirtpipe will be a wonderful selection for your collection (thanks in large part to great levels of fuck for the buck).
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