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Sex City

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 6/27/06

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre: Feature

Director: Pierre Woodman

Length: Three hours, not including extras

Cast: Xenia Lova, Sonia Carter, Afrodite Night, Divinity Love, Diana Gold, Wildy, Bibi Fox, Gwen Cortez, Justine Ashley, Victoria Rose, Nella, Susanne & Lucy Anne

Body of Review: Frank Miller's Sin City made an incredible splash in Hollywood with it's ultra-violence and gracious sexual undertones. Private's world renown director, Pierre Woods has taken the storyline and re-created it for a hardcore sexual version of the movie. There are over nine scenes and three hours of intelligent dialogue, streaming sex and splashes of violence. I am a sucker for Private blockbusters, especially those commanded by Pierre Woodman. I loved Frank Miller's Sin City and am very excited about the Private parody.

Scene 1: Lucy Ann
In a scene right out of Sin City, we see the woman on the balcony speaking with her soon-to-be murder murderer, in vivid black and white, highlighted in red lipstick. Thankfully, before taking his prey, the murderer takes his victim inside to have his way with the lady on the balcony being played by the gorgeous Lucy Ann. She sucks cock like she was born to do so, before bending over to take a penal punishment up her bald snatch. Lucy rides anal reverse cowgirl with ass to mouth before taking a shot to the face. Very solid start to the DVD.

Scene 2: Wildy
A local cop is taking advantage of some of the nightlife on the docks. Wildy is an attractive Euro babe with In this case, he's found himself a nice hooker to screw in the back of a Caddy. The cop gets his nightstick polished orally, before the hooker bends over and takes the high hard heat over the side of the door. Wildy takes over and rides dick enthusiastically in the snatch and ass. If only the cop in this case would could have enjoyed his profession as much as the dock hooker, Sex City would be a safer place to play. The scene ends with the payoff pitch landing on Wildy's smiling face. Fantastic Scene.

Scene 3: Bibi Fox
During the same time of the outdoor loving, our criminal mastermind is having his way with his kidnap victim, nailing her on a couch while his next victim is hogtied form her hands to the ceiling. The pervert, playing the role of "Ugly Bastard" nails her doggy style hard. The victim peels around and enjoys some heated reverse cowgirl action both up the baby maker and poop shoot. Bibi Fox plays the role of the victim, donning a nice purple lingerie, clinging to her stacked fake breasts, accented by shoulder length blonde hair and a perfectly bald beaver. After the sexual penetration, the killer does away with his prey.

Scene 4: Sonia Carter
Lovely Sonia Carter just took her boy, fresh from Prison back to her place for some intercourse, and there is some serious stabbin' in the cabin going on. Sonia Carter is wearing a long platinum blonde wig, with her natural breasts gingerly moving, matching the thrusts of her companion. The highlight of the scene finds Sonia flat on her belly, taking it up the ass, while reaching between her legs and rubbing her swollen bean. The scene ends with lovely Sonia taking a paint job on her pretty little mug.

Scene 5: Justine Ashley & Victoria Rose

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The man who brings corruption to Sex City sure knows how to enjoy his free time. In this case, he's rounded up two lovely European women, clad only in bras and thongs back to his indoor pool for a little sexy dancing and sex. The Blonde woman, Jusinte, Ashley is super skinny, with a tiny ass looking good enough to eat. The Brunette named Victorie Rose is skinny as well, with nice breasts that fit her long figure perfectly. After tag teaming a blowjob, the two lovely young ladies take turns riding the evil man in the suit with plenty of ass and pussy to mouth. This scene is blistering from the second the two ladies show themselves to the finale of them sharing a load.

Scene 6: Nella, Susanne & Afrodite Night
Afrodite Night is a lovely brunette, playing the role of a lesbian who "never turns away a good dick". In this scene, she's wrapped up in a threesome with two of her lesbian friends, spending a quite evening at home, licking snatch and penetrating each other with fingers and toys. Nella, the hot brunette and Susanne, the blonde, are the friends over for a night of sex. Both girls are perfectly slim ladies, with small breasts and earrings. These women are so intertwined, it's hard to tell where one of them starts and the other ends.

Scene 7: Afrodite Night & Sonia Carter
As if there wasn't enough sex going on, there is a split scene to another couple in Sex City, without a care in the world, cuddled in for a night of sex. Sonia (bangs) gives some great aggressive head, making sure to use plenty of hand motion on her man getting him good and hard before the riding his stiff dick across the floor of their hotel. Sonia has a great set of natural breasts that roll across her chest as she's getting nailed missionary. After some anal loving, Sonia takes a dose of cum across her mouth.

In the meantime…..

Afrodite hears a noise and realizes that she's not alone in her apartment. The lesbian that can't say no to a good dick discovers the intruder as her old friend, needing some tender lovin' care. Afrodite is an absolute angel with wonderfully large breasts for her petite/athletic frame. She works his cock up and down orally before jumping on it reverse cowgirl. Watching those breasts bounce is the absolute highlight of this multi-tiered scene.

And the beat goes on….

The lesbians continue the love-in, not even realizing that there threesome has turned into a one on one. That doesn't stop the ladies from finding large vibrators to penetrate each other's nether regions. Great veggie scene.

I think I could have done without the only scene in this movie that doesn't somewhat relate to the plot and have only jumping back between the lesbian romp and the uber-hot Afrodite scene. Regardless, this was fantastic and memorable scene.

Scene 8: Gwen Cortez
Gwen is nursing our injured police man back to health when the evil corrupt crime boss decided to torture the cop for fucking the in front of him for deeds done to his son. Gwen is a somewhat attractive woman with a long face, and super skinny body. Watching her only wear knee high boots and a nurse's cap was a treat. Gwen gets fucked right on the bed missionary position after sucking her guy hard. Gwen takes some anal penetration for good measure before taking 6cc's of sum on her face. This was my least favorite scene of the DVD, but it is far from horrible.

Scene 9: Xenia Lova
Jennifer Alba's character in Sin City is being played by the incredibly gorgeous Xenia Lova. After watching Xenia dance around the entire movie, we finally get to see her in action, with two men. To highlight the scene, a beautiful barmaid (Divinity Love) masturbates outside an open window. Xenia has a very skinny body and mall breast, but has an absolutely gorgeous face. The first thing we see that face do is take on two large cocks, outsourcing her pussy to satisfy one of the dicks. This scene is a fanatically hot. Watching Xenia get plugged from behind while gobbling on cock is an treat. Xenia takes an anal pounding a double penetration before taking a double share of ball batter on that beautiful face. Fabulously memorable.

Audio/Video: This DVD looks fantastic. It was shot in 16:9 Anamorphic Widescreen and it shows. Audio was crisp and clear, and the picture was amazing with incredibly high production values. Some people might get annoyed with the perpetual change from color to black and white, but I found the look to be incredibly entertaining and did not remove an iota of heat from the scenes. As in all features from Private, you can watch the movie in a multitude of languages.

Extras: Private put together an entire additional DVD of extras that I dug into with reckless abandon after watching this feature. There was a five minute blooper real, which was rather entertaining, especially watching a cast member drop a motorcycle. Fight choreography was funny. This is obviously an area of skimping for the movie. I guess it's a challenge to find guys who can fuck and fight due to whole 'lover or a fighter paradox'. There is a 21 minute insight on the making of the film, including some brief sex scenes in upcoming chapters of the sex city trilogy. There is an hour of behind the scenes material featuring all sorts of on the set chaos and tomfoolery between cast, crew and director, along with the special effects efforts put into the film. An additional 31 minute interview with Director Pierre Woodman leaves no doubt the amount of effort placed into the production effects of Sex City. The highlight of the featurette is watching Pierre Woodman dislocate his shoulder while screwing around the on the sex. One thing you have to admit, about porn set, is that it looks like it would be an enjoyable place to be. One very cool feature is a black and white music clip of the faces of some of the leading ladies in the film. It's well done as it catches the women in states of non-acting, revealing their true beauty. Additionally, there is a trailer from Sex City, profiles for the women of Sex City. Other titles include trailers from "Kill Thrill", "Pleasure Dome", "The Private Life of Simony Diamond", "Addiction" and "Stiletto". This is by far the best collection of extras that I've seen on an adult DVD release.

Summary: This release is everything that an adult DVD should be, and a reminder of everything the vast majority of pornography is not. There is an entertaining script, special effects, three hours of incredibly hot sex and a director attempting to try something new. I enjoyed the changing of color schemes during the sex, and felt like it didn't detract from the sexual intensity of the scene. This is the first part of three Sex City stories, and frankly, I cannot wait until part 2 arrives. I will proudly place this DVD into DVD Talk's Collector's Series and will tell anyone who will listen to purchase this DVD immediately.


Colonel Mustard

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