Cast: Charlotte Stokely, James Deen, Sergio, Brian Surewood, Jeanie Marie, Erik Everhard, Marco Banderas/Duato, Trent Soluri, Samantha South, Steve French, Jenna Presley, Chloe Morgan, Tommy Gunn, Ava Rose, Jessi Castro, Billy Glide, Mike Hash, Todd Driller; Vanessa Figueroa (bonus scene only)
Length: 174.5 minutes
Date of Production: 4/6/2006 (box); 3/7/2006, 3/10/2006, 3/17/2006, 3/21/2006, 3/24/2006, 4/6/2006 (credits)
Extras: Like all the releases I've seen from Vouyer Media, there were some great extras worth adding value to the DVD. The bonus blowjob by Vanessa Figueroa was hot, lasting nearly 12 minutes if you include the short interview. The cutting room floor footage lasted 15.5 minutes and provided a combination of hardcore action, tease, and preparation for the main scenes. The lengthy photogallery, true double sided DVD case, and cardboard slipcover also added value to the collectors out there.
Audio/Video Quality: Teens in Tight Jeans was presented in a anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.85:1 as shot by director Todd Todd for his brand new directing job at Vouyer Media. The lighting was not flat as good as you'll find in most gonzo porn. There was little grain and the fleshtones were better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good and it gave me the impression that Vince Vouyer assisted Todd in developing his skill set to enhance the ladies like this. The audio was presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital stereo English but there was no noticeable separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances but for a guy with so little experience directing, Todd is on the road to providing good works.
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Body of Review: Like most gonzo companies of late, Vouyer Media has seen some turnover in it's relatively short existence, for the usual variety of reasons and all the pleasant press releases stating how everyone left on great terms. This directorial gap is typically solved by raiding other companies or pushing people up the food chain, as was the case with Teens in Tight Jeans, a movie by director Todd Todd. I haven't seen any of his previous releases but if Vince vouches for him, I'm willing to take a risk. With this movie, I was wishing Vince took charge since it was the weakest title of the company to date but the ladies were young and it gave Todd a chance to make it in the big leagues. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used by the men:
Scene One: Charlotte Stokely, a 19 year old with skin as white as you could possible imagine, was up first as she teased the camera with her curvy little body before talking on the cell phone with James Deen. She was on the bed and acted like they had never met, describing herself in a coy manner. She put on jeans to enhance her shapely ass and her spray painted crop top spelled out her status in life well enough ("boy toy). He came over with Sergio in tow, something that would not happen in the real world (go find your own pussy, loser) but took the active role in working over her body by spanking her fleshy ass as she stripped off the rest of her clothing. She started feeling him up too before both men offered up their cocks for her to suck. She gave good head but seemed like she was trying to convince the camera that she was less experienced than we all know her to be, adding to the youth dynamic a fair bit. They took turns with her mouth and pussy, choking her as she begged to get the come in her mouth. That didn't satiate her need for seed so she asked for more, resulting in Brian Surewood walking up to give her more to swallow. I've never been a big fan of hers in the past but she convinced me that she was more than a little talented here, adding in some chemistry with "Jimmy" as she called him to make for a fine scene overall.
Scene Two: Jeanie Marie, another 19 year old gal, was up in a montage that showed off her boyish body well enough, resulting in a combination of tease and masturbation that worked well for her. She looked less out of it than usual (she often seems either high or slightly tired) and she was on the cell phone in the toilet taking crap when she finished to answer the front door and find Erik Everhard waiting for her. She decided to make it a quickie since she had to pick up her sister, jumping on the bed naked to give him easy access. He played with her pussy while she discussed how tight it was and repeatedly said "oh yeah" like a mechanical robot. I'm not into abuse porn but I was kind of hoping he'd smack her around to shut her up after the tenth time she repeated the phrase. I'm sure she's proud of her "tight teenage pussy" but a little variety in the vocals would've gone a long way to making it a better scene. He did all the work at drilling her and regardless of her wet nature; I thought this was something of a filler scene. He dropped a load onto her face and tongue, leading him to leave when she fussed at him. As she cleaned up, Marco Banderas/Duato came to the door and there wasn't any time for small talk when she slobbed his knob and started banging her ass. Her repetitive vocal onslaught continued and she was again too passive a rider resulting in yet another load to her mouth shortly after the first one. I was sure that was the end of it but then mope squad member Trent Soluri came to the door, repeating the process even faster than the last two men. The only difference was that he popped off into her mouth after only a few minutes of blowjob action.
Scene Three: Samantha South, a lean brunette with an interesting tattoo but a beautiful face, was up next as she walked along the street. The scene then edited to her on the couch on her cell phone, talking on the cell phone. Steve French came to the door and the couple started feeling each other up. He took his time warming her up by sucking on her itty bitty titties, moving to her pussy in record time. She gave him a fair hummer in return but it was too short to really work for me. He mechanically fucked her pussy and then had her finger her own asshole, making her ask for his cock to replace the finger as he boned. She must've gone to the same porn star school as Jeanie because she was also repetitive in the vocals and just as passive with the cock sliding in and out of her. She tried a technical DP but it didn't work out too well, with some taste testing used to mildly enhance the action. She's a very attractive gal but gonzo is not a place she needs to be based on this scene.
Scene Four: Jenna Presley and Chloe Morgan, the two gals on the front DVD cover, were up in the next scene with Tommy Gunn and Sergio. They wore tight jeans and seemed surgically attached to her cell phone with Jenna convincing Chloe to come over so the gals could do the gardeners. The 19 year old status was wearing thin by now, making me wonder if the shooting title was "19 in tight jeans", and the ladies invited the men in (neither of whom was in the slightest bit dirty from working) to have some fun. The gals had very attractive faces but their as yet under formed bodies were kind of boyish, making hope they hang around a few years to fill out a bit. The quartet paired off and it seemed almost like there was a contest going on between the gals as to who could be the best at the various sex acts. Their oral was very nice indeed ad they worked each other over as the men boned their pussies (the ladies being in a 69 and shouting out lots of dirty talk). The ladies were sexually aggressive and actively rode the cocks like they were on fire, with some waterworks as a result by Jenna. The gals took facials and engaged in cumswapping, ending a very good scene with substantial replay value.
Scene Five: Ava Rose, a 19 year old, and Jessi Castro, an 18 year old (finally!), were up last as they engaged in some meaningless dialogue about moving in and school. Looking for trouser trout, they called Billy Glider and he was with James Deen so they came over. The ladies compared breasts and discussed various things they liked to do, resulting in feeling each other up just in time to provide some meaty members for the ladies to enjoy. The scene from this point was pretty standard with the oral and vaginal sex taking place as anticipated. I wish there was more to report but they didn't seem to care what each other was doing and paired off for the most part rather than act like a small orgy. There was more squirting and the ladies did actively ride the cock, proving to be the second good scene of the bunch. They ended with facials and cumswapping, marking the second good scene of the flick to enjoy with some replay value.
Summary: Teens in Tight Jeans was worth a rating of Rent It to me, a first for Vouyer Media, but there was enough potential displayed by the director that he could work out of given a stronger cast to work with. In general, the technical values were good and the amount of fuck for the buck substantial but the quality of the ladies were sometimes lacking since the obsession with age over skill was clearly a defining issue. Give it a look if you're in the market for this type of thing but don't expect a whole lot or you'll likely be disappointed.
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