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D.P. Mamacitas

Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/29/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Latina Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Beats me.
LENGTH: 1:58
CAST: A bunch of anonymous Brazilians
PRODUCTION: December 14-15, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo, but that doesn't mean you'll understand it - it's all in Portuguese.

the Special Features

Slide Show | Internet Ad

the Fucking

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Whatever the guys are talking about doesn't matter once the fellas pull down her shirt and start sucking on her titties. Her panties come off and the fellas start fingering her ass and pussy, before whipping out their dicks for her to suck. Next, she rides both fellas and, after some conversation, one guy treats her to an anal spooning while the other guy stuffs his dick in her mouth. A brief reverse cowgirl is quickly turned into a double penetration before she spends the rest of the scene getting another anal spooning, until the fellas drop messy shots on her face.

If this scene set the tone for this disc, I have a feeling i'm about to waste two hours of my life. The girl (whatever her name is) was slightly attractive, but I didn't find the scene sexy at all.

[ Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Double Penetration, Spoon, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: None | ]

Eventually, the twosome in bed becomes a threesome and the fellas undress the girl and start licking her pussy. When she starts sucking the lighter guy's dick, the darker fella buries his face in her ass. Once she grabs his dick and starts sucking on it, the lighter fella takes advantage of her position and starts drilling her doggystyle. Next, she takes a ride, both regular and reverse (in her ass), before the darker fella turns it into a double penetration. She spends the rest of the scene getting pounded in both holes before taking two shots on her face.

Believe it or not, I thought this girl was cuter with her clothes on. Once she was naked, and the guys were getting down to business, I lost interest.

[ Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

As the guys are playing catch, they keep overthrowing the ball so the chick will miss it and have to bend over to pick it up - giving them a nice view of her ass. When she bends over the final time, one fella starts kissing her thong-clad ass as she's bending over. He pulls down her pants and the other fella pulls off her shirt, before she kneels down to start sucking their dicks. As she's on her knees, bending over to suck one dick, the other one is slid inside of her from behind. She continues to get fucked, first by getting spooned in her pussy and then her ass, all while she continues stuffing her mouth with cock. After bending over for more doggystyle, this time in her ass, she straddles one of the guys for cowgirl, first reverse, followed by regular. Next, she saddles up for anal reverse cowgirl with the one guy, before the other one turns it into a lengthy double penetration before they end the scene by dropping shots in her mouth.

The object of the guy's attraction looked good with her clothes on, but there were too many scars, scabs and other body blemishes to generate any sort of heat for me.

[ Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal | Doggystyle, Spoon, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Double Penetration | Condoms: No | ]

After some discussion between two guys and the girl on the left, one of the guys starts fingering her while she sucks the other fella's dick. The guys switch places, and one of them sticks some fingers in her ass and gets her to lick his fingers. After some more head, she bends over and lets one guy pound her ass doggystyle, while she sucks the other one. She gets an anal spooning, followed by cowgirl, regular and reverse, until another fella joins the fun. Two of the guys team up to give her a double penetration, as she sucks the third. The scene mercifully ends when the fellas drop shots on her mouth to end the scene.

Remember the character that Fred Savage played in "Goldmember"? This chick and her MOLE could give him a run for his money. It's a shame too because, from the neck up, she's not bad looking. However, the only thing you'll find your eye fixated on is that MOLE.

[ Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal | Doggystyle, Spoon, Cowgirl, Double Penetration, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

I never thought this flick would end. I really don't mind amateur flick, or amateur chicks, for that matter, but this was terrible. While I don't think the girls are terribly disfigured at birth, I didn't find them that attractive with their clothes off. Maybe if I had, i'd be able to feel something from the sex on display, but I didn't. I advise you to Skip It.

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