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Assparade 6

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 7/4/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: D. Sanchez, Cezar, Carlos Schtiffemmhairemar
LENGTH: 3:13
CAST: Katja, Jenaveve Jolie, Candace, Nyomi, Sativa Rose, Kaiyalynn, Annabelle, Chyanne, Luscious Lopez, JT, Noah, Alex & Preston
PRODUCTION: July 6, September 15, October 19 and November 2, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in LPCM 2.0

the Special Features

Trailers for "MILF Lessons 5", "Mr. Camel Toe 3", "Ball Honeys 2", "Tug Jobs 7", "Big Mouthfuls 8", "Bang Bus 11", "Boobsquad 9" and "Monsters Of Cock 7" | 2m 50s of Outtakes - "First Scoop", "Chocolate Outtake", "Chocolate Shake", "Star Ass Play" and "Star Butt Plug" | Stills | Web

the Fucking

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Katja shows off her pussy and ass, until Preston gives her ass a brief fingering and whips out his dick to get some head from Katja. One lengthy blowjob later, and she slaps a rubber on his dick and plops her phat ass right on it for anal cowgirl. Anal doggystyle is next, followed by cowgirl, regular and reverse, until she strokes a slight shot out of his dick to end the scene.

Katja has a very plump ass and I know that others go crazy for her. Unfortunately, i'm not one of them. That's not to say she doesn't put on a helluva performance, she does and I can respect that. I just wouldn't go out of my way to watch this scene more than once.

[ Katja & Preston | Oral (F), Anal | Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: Yes | ]

Preston and JT get their maids to strip off their uniforms and clean their room wearing nothing but g-strings. Eventually, the ladies let the fellas jiggle their asses and play with their pussies, before dropping to their knees to suck some dick. After the girls saddle up for cowgirl, they bend over and stick their plump asses in the air for some doggystyle. Preston and JT switch partners and resume the doggystyle action, before stroking shots on their partner's faces to end the scene.

Both girls were cute and had thick asses, but I was feeling the brunette more than the blonde. However, the blonde's ass was MUCH thicker and looked very sexy. Regardless, both girls looked great bent over.

[ 2 chicks, Preston & JT | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: Yep | ]

I honestly don't even know where to start with this scene.

Let's see: Jenaveve and Candace are referees for some fellas playing soccer. JT and one of the other guys are called foul, which prompts Jenaveve and Candace to drop to their knees and start sucking some dick. After that, three other ladies join Candace and Jenaveve and they play a game against the guys. Since the ladies are all naked, i'm going to assume they were "skins" and the fellas (thankfully) were "shirts". However, once the girls get a goal, the guys are forced to remove an article of clothing (strip soccer?). Eventually, the guys lose their clothes and the game is forgotten as the ladies drop to their knees to stuff some dick in their mouths.

And then the fucking commences. There's doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary and when the guys are done fucking, the drop shots on the girls faces. However, the scene ends with Jenaveve taking a shot on her chest.

There was so much ass in this scene that it took TWO people to direct it. Jenaveve generated the most heat for me, but Candace and Sativa were on fire too. However, they spent more time than they should've focusing on Nyomi and Kaiyalynn for some reason. Time that could've been better spent showing off Jenaveve and Candace, of course.

[ Jenaveve Jolie, Candace, Nyomi, Sativa Rose, Kaiyalynn, Preston, JT, Noah & Alex | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: Yep | ]

Anabelle and Chyanne spend some time letting the camera showcase their asses, before Preston has them lie face down on the floor to oil each ass and spend time playing with them. I don't know which is Annabelle and which is Chyanne, but it really doesn't matter since they're both cute and they both have plump, phat asses. After teaming up to suck Preston's dick, the ladies bend over to let Preston fuck them doggystyle. The lighter skinned sista saddles up for some sexy reverse cowgirl that really gets her ass clapping, followed by a sexy reverse cowgirl ride with the darker sista. Both girls take a cowgirl ride on the couch, until Preston treats the girls to a very messy shot right on their faces.

As I said, I don't know which girl is which, but I found the lighter skinned sista to be cuter and more talented when it came to reverse cowgirl. However, this scene made me wonder why the girls bother sucking Preston's dick while it's wrapped in latex. I've never tried it, but back in my condom wearing days (ugh), I was with a Colombian girl who did that to me after I was inside of her. When she was done sucking, she kissed me and all I could taste was the spermicide. It was disgusting.

[ Annabelle, Chyanne & Preston | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: Yes | ]

At an autograph session at a porn store, Noah walks up to Candace and Luscious and has them sign his balls. The ladies spend some time showing off their assets, before letting the fellas undress them. Alex grabs a butt plug off the shelf and jams it in Luscious' ass, and she puts her cheeks together to make the base of the plug disappear. Yes folks, that's how much ass she has. She starts treating Alex to a blowjob, as Candace gets on her knees to suck Noah's dick. After switching partners, Noah slides inside Luscious for some anal doggystyle while Candace spreads her legs for missionary with Alex. Luscious continues to get pounded in her ass, this time by Alex, while her previous partner gets his dick sucked by Candace. Luscious takes a cowgirl ride that's turned into a way too brief double penetration, before Alex continues to fuck her ass doggystyle. The scene ends when Alex (i'm assuming) shoots his load in Luscious' ass and she proceeds to squirt it out (if anyone can tell me the "official" term to describe this act, please contact me). Candace takes a shot on her mouth before letting it drip onto Luscious' ass.

Luscious has one of the most perfect asses for anal action. And, man, does it look good during this scene. If I had one problem, it would be not enough fucking for Candace, since it seems she spends way too much time sucking dick, and not enough fucking it.

[ Luscious Lopez, Candace, Noah & Alex | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Double Penetration | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

There is definitely a ton of ass on display during Assparade 6. In fact, I think Jenaveve's sexy ass is probably the "thinnest" on the disc. While I wasn't feeling Katja's scene, I know it won't disappoint her fans. In fact, i'm so sure this disc will please those fans who appreciate some junk in the trunk, that I Highly Recommend this parade.

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