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Anal Swine

Studio: VCA » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 7/6/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

More punk porn? Sort of, at least, there's a cross over element present in this title, once again from the twisted mind of Rob Rotten no less. This time around Rotten is channeling the perverted spirit of the late Hunter S. Thompson for his opening scene and for the cover art, which adds a fun sense of humor to the feature. But let's got on with it – no plot, no real recurring themes, just lots of pretty girls getting fucked in the ass. While it isn't pure punk in the literal sense, it does feature some attempts to make us believe that these girls own at least one Exploited record even if they don't really look the part so much. Here's what to look for…

Scene 1 – Kat, Jamie Elle And Rob Rotten: Rob's in full on Hunter mode here, a green visor over his eyes, a Hawaiian shirt on, and a cigar in his mouth. He's walking down the street, stoned apparently, when he runs into the two girls holding up a sign that says 'anal sex $25!.' He mutters away in a half-assed Hunter style voice and takes them to their back yard where they play with their tits for him. He pinches their nipples and then he drops his pants so that the two girls can give him a double blowjob. After he's face fucked them he gets Jamie's pants off and rubs her pussy while Kat goes for the hardcore deep throat action on his cock. He starts to fuck Jamie while she's laying on her back, sucking on Kat's nipples as he pumps her pussy, then working his hands down into her cut off shorts. The girl lay on top of each other and he fucks one cunt and then the next, before Jamie gets down on all fours and he starts to fuck her in the ass, periodically pulling out so that Kat can suck on him once in a while. Then the girls switch up a bit so that Rob can fuck Kat in the ass, first on all fours and then reverse cowgirl style, with Jamie taking care of the ass to mouth duties. Jamie then gets up on top of him and rides his cock with her ass reverse cowgirl style, and then he pulls her off so that they can get down in front of him and take his cum in their mouths.

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Scene 2 – Jayna Oso And Richard Kline: The action begins in a dark apartment building and after some quick chit chat, they put on some music and Jayna, all gothed out in this scene with some white make up on her face and some black make up around her eyes, sucks her fingers before masturbating in front of her boy toy. She spreads her legs, leaving her knee high black leather boots on, and he eats her shaved snatch. After that he stands up, they kiss, and then she gives him a pretty strong blowjob, working his cock with her hands and her mouth at the same time. The fucking begins when he sits down on the stone fireplace and she gets on top of him and rides him cowgirl style. From there she sits down and spreads her legs so he can fuck her pussy that way before he shifts gears on her and slips it into her backdoor as she slaps her cunt with her hand. There's some ass to mouth for a second or two before they move into their next position and she's on top of him, his cock in her ass, reverse cowgirl style. She blows him one more time before bending over so that he can fuck her sphincter from behind, before pulling out so that she can kneel in front of him and eat his cum after jerking it into her mouth.

Scene 3 – Taryn Thomas And Johnny Thrust: While shifting through stacks of old porno tapes, he fantasizes about Taryn doing a strip tease for him. Of course, his fantasy soon becomes horn-dog reality when she approaches him and he fucks her mouth fast and hard, spit flying everywhere all over his cock. After she gives him head she bends over and we get a really good look at her perfectly formed pussy from behind before he starts to slam her fast and hard. She rolls over onto her back and he fucks her pussy some more before she blows him and then slides his cock into her asshole. Taryn looks hotter than hell in this scene but her yelling and constant taunting gets annoying too early. At any rate, there's some ass to mouth and he fucks her asshole a little bit more before, like in the two scenes before it, he pulls his pud until he squirts in her mouth as she's down on her knees in front of him.

Scene 4 – Ginger Lea, Missy Monroe And Jay Ashley: Missy starts sucking his cock, her hair up in dyed red spikes. She gives him pretty aggressive head and looks good doing it, and he periodically slaps her tits a bit. He leans her against the bed and fucks her mouth like it was a cunt, and she gets really slobbery and wet during this part, gagging on his man meat before he bends her over and slips it straight into her asshole (giving us a nice look at her tattered fishnets and black jackboots). Ginger comes into the room, it seems he's her boyfriend and she's none too happy about what they've been doing. She proves she's the better fuck by giving him a blowjob, and after she yells at Missy she convinces her to help her give him head. He goes back and forth between fucking Missy in the ass doggy style and Ginger's mouth, before Ginger decides to give up the back door while she's down on all fours beside Missy. Ginger takes him out of her ass and into her mouth before Missy gets on top of him and rides him anally, reverse cowgirl style for a spell and Ginger sucks on her nice, big tits. After that, Ginger and Missy trade spots for more of the same and then, you guessed it, they get down in front of him to take his cum in their faces (Ginger takes it and spits it into Missy's mouth).

Scene 5 – Sandra Romain, Alec Knight And Rick Masters: Sandra is looking sexy as Hell in a French Maid's outfit. Bending over and exposing her bare ass and her thigh high black stockings before masturbating with the handle of the plunger she's brought with her (large parts of this are blacked out – which is completely annoying, if you're going to do that just don't include the scenes in the first place!). After her censored solo session the two guys come into the room and she sucks one of them off while the other works on her pussy with his fingers and his tongue. Soon both guys have got their dicks out for her to suck, and then she's getting fucked in the cunt while she's giving head at the same time. From there she rides one of them reverse cowgirl with her ass while continuing to suck dick, which then of course turns into the double penetration sequence that we all knew was coming as soon as the two guys came into the frame. There's some ass to mouth and pussy to mouth before they DP her again, this time from a different angle. After that she puts both cocks in her mouth at the same time before riding one reverse cowgirl with her ass and sucking the other and then getting on her back to give her pussy a work out and her asshole a rest. That doesn't last long and soon one guy is going from her ass to her cunt while she blows the second dude, and once that's over with she holds the open end of her plunger in front of her face for them to jerk into. From there it goes back to more blacked out masturbation footage as she fucks herself with the handle again. If the black dots hadn't shown up, this could have been a good scene but they do and it takes you right out of the moment.

Aside from the black dot complaint, Anal Swine provides some intense, well shot fucking for those who are into ass play. The girls are all very natural looking and each one of them very attractive which lends for some hot sex, despite a bit of repetition from scene to scene.



This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullscreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level most of them time but there are a few spots where the music is definitely louder than it needed to be and as such it slightly overshadows the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.


There's not a whole lot here in terms of extra features but there are trailers included for Anal Inc., Ass Fukt #24, and Cum Lust. There's also a still gallery, a weblink and some phone sex ads.

Final Thoughts:

The ladies, each one a doll, make this one pretty enjoyable despite some obvious complains about the last scene. The girls look great, they fuck hard, and while the extras are dull and uninteresting, the feature itself, Anal Swine Vol. 1, comes recommended.

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