Audio/Video Quality: Boob Bangers 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for distribution by Evil Angel. Having watched his works for several years now, I can safely say that he has been improving the quality of his work in regards to technical matters just as he has been getting better at displaying passion and heat in the scenes he shoots. This title was another case where he surpassed the visual qualities of his peers at the company by using solid lighting (again, with minor exceptions) that got rid of the grain, video noise, and related flaws. He also seemed to spend some time enhancing the quality of the looks of the gals using camera angles that flattered them individually instead of a cookie cutter approach as in the past. For all these improvements, I tip my hat to his care and consideration. The DVD had no compression artifacts or other flaws added in during the mastering process so it was a nice looking DVD too. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio wasn't as pleasing as the visuals since they typically started out with droning musical pieces and moved onto almost always quiet action sequences. I hate rap and thump heavy music in porn, especially when the vocals are weakened because of them, so this was once again an area needing some work in the future.
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Body of Review: Jonni Darkko has long been in good company as a director at Evil Angel and the recent addition of Manuel Ferrara and Erik Everhard to the rooster as Jules left, has probably left him feeling a bit like a third wheel given the media attention that all get. Still, his technical skill has long been surpassed by his vision of what works in a good porno, a case in point being his latest title for the company, Boob Bangers 3. The emphasis of the scenes was on large breasts (real or fake), and he had a great cast to work with so I had high hopes for the title to succeed (or is that suck seed?) in a way that many of his recent DVDs have done (at least the ones I was sent to review). Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting no condoms were used at all:
Scene One: Texas Presley, a brunette that has always struck me as the nasty type more than a beauty queen, was actually looking very glamorous in her black outfit and matching underwear on the balcony as she teased and masturbated. This gal being from Texas, I had a special interest in her and found her to be very skillful with the tease as she slowly peeled off her clothing. She then took the show inside and got nastier on the carpet, showing her well trimmed beaver and ass as she gyrated about the floor. Her lucky partner of the day was Mark Ashley, who walked in naked to provide her with a meatpipe to suck; a feat she accomplished with great delight as she lit up at the mere sight of it. She concentrated on his rod by sucking, rubbing, and licking the shaft, applying handjob action to increase the friction as well. Had this been a blowjob only scene, it would have been really good but there was more to enjoy here as well. The oral led to a vaginal ride with numerous positions but he was larger than she generally is capable of handling so the action was not the best of the movie; something of a letdown given my appreciation of her past work and that great hummer she had given him. He did most of the work and while she was looking great, even the titty fuck did not save the scene from being merely good instead of incredible as it could have been. She ended it by jerking him off onto her breasts, marking a fair scene from her past.
Scene Two: Tory Lane, the hotty on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she slowly peeled off that red outfit of hers to a thumping beat in the living room. Her hair looked lightened but the strength of her tease gave pause that the scene would be one of her best in awhile. She took care of Mark Wood in her lounging chair, giving him head and a titty fuck that would have launched my load in seconds, aggressively impaling her mouth with the shaft easily. She then went crazy fucking herself on his cock, actively giving everything she had in a passionate ride that was indeed a fine bit of showmanship. She went back repeatedly to get a taste of her pussy off of his dick, using dirty talk to further enhance a great scene for me. He spanked her and used her breasts nicely in a couple of ways, from titty fucking to a landing zone for his ample semen sample (x2), ending the majority of the first hour well enough that I was figuring the movie was going to be a hit.
Scene Three: Candy Manson, the blonde on the right hand side of the front DVD cover and featured performer, was up next as she followed the formulaic approach handily. The music sucked but the tease and masturbation were very well handled and her oiled up body was fit to launch a million loads. Her scene partner was Erik Everhard, perhaps the only guy I know that could linger in the shower as she waited to jump his bones, eventually pulling her in there even though she was clad in that hot lingerie of hers. They passionately kissed and he jilled her with his hand to her delight, spending time on the rest of her goodies too. He gave her a lick in the pussy too but she took over the oral show, sucking him off as best she has done to date on camera, leaving the shower to get her ass sucked and slapped by him in the process. He screwed her with his usual sense of abandon, alternating between titty fucking and pussy tapping fun along the way. She was not as aggressively sexual as Tory (who could be?) but it was still a great scene (her best to date) in many ways, ending with the mouth pop that appeared to get her off yet again.
Scene Four: Adrianna Nicole, a gal with light hair that reminded me a lot of Candy, was working in the kitchen with her yellow gloves and tiger print lingerie as she coyly teased the camera in a POV fashion. Her partner was aged Guy DiSilva, who relished working with someone perhaps half his age, ogling her and feeling her up like crazy. He spent some oral time on her too but she was better at it than he was, marking a decent kitchen scene to recommend to housewife friends of mine in need of inspiration. She gave a great vaginal ride and continued pressing forth with anal for good measure. I wasn't keen on her blemishes and her passive anal action didn't trip my trigger as much as the vaginal did but overall, it was a well handled scene I enjoyed more than a little bit. It ended with a short titty fuck with a corresponding pop to her breasts, marking a solid scene for me.
Scene Five: Velicity Von, another attractive gal with huge breasts and a curvy body, was up last as she teased like few others on the couch. Her standoffish attitude shined through as she followed the formula, with those eyes of hers coaxing the camera as if to say she was in heat. She drew the short straw in terms of partner, getting stuck with Donnie Long, but at least he showed that he knew how lucky he was to be working well outside of his league. She gave the kind of blowjob that only thick gals seem to provide, greedily swallowing his cock as though working on a chocolate fountain. The titty fuck was too short and led to a vaginal bout of reasonably decent proportions, getting better as she warmed up to his modest member. She wasn't featured for a reason but she gave a performance equal to a couple of the other gals convincing me that I'd do her in a heartbeat (of course that's how long it would last) if given the chance. It also ended with a titty pop for those who care.
Summary: Boob Bangers 3 was director Jonni Darkko's best hit of the month, although I feel obligated to mention that it was his only title I've seen this month but it still warranted a rating of Recommended or better. It wasn't some weak ass erotica crud that only the least discriminating could appreciate and it didn't have the circus act sex that only a deviant could appreciate but it served well to showcase most of the ladies in a positive manner. That said, Tory's scene was the pinnacle of the sex with even the weakest scene proving load launch worthy. If you enjoy watching professionals that enjoy their trade, you'll likely find this one worth your time, money, and semen; proving Jonni still has what it takes to make it in the big leagues.
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