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Baker's Dozen #8

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/10/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Baker's Dozen 8

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Amy Reid, Brandon Iron, Sascha Knox, Mia Bangg, Jada Fire, Manuel Ferrara, Hillary Scott, Annette Schwarz; many anonymous sperm donors; and Hailey Young in the bonus scene only)

Length: 170.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 11/25/2005, 1/8/2006, 3/30/2006, 4/13/2006

Extras: The best extra for most fans will be the 7.5 minute long blowbang by Hailey Young and seven guys. Hailey has long been considered an orally skilled hotty and she got yet another chance to prove it here with the mope squad members in need of losing seed. There was also a decent 16 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that spent a fair amount of time with the ladies in photoshoots or preparing for their scenes, with some extra sex footage tossed in for good measure. Amy Reid (the cover gal) also gave some extra fun with a session of More Tease, Please footage lasting 4.5 minutes and an Aural Fixations extra that I really enjoyed (vocals are so undervalued by many). There was another 3 minutes of Photoshoot material, some trailers, a director's biography in need of updating, and a double sided DVD cover. Whew!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Baker's Dozen 8 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Brandon Iron for distribution by Platinum X Pictures. The lighting was solid, the amount of video noise and grain barely noticeable, and the composition of the shots well done by Brandon himself. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were accurate as could be here too. In all then, the visual components of the movie were solid with minimal issues (almost all relating to the number of men surrounding the ladies which couldn't be helped). The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English audio was basic but probably recorded in monaural and processed to clean up the signal. I could hear everything going on and this was a standard gonzo audio track by the sound of it.

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Body of Review: Brandon Iron has been something of a staple in porn for years on both sides of the camera. While many others in the field of porn took the easy route and copied the success of others, Brandon charted into the unknown and dangerous waters of creativity; following his own muse to make movies that would get him off and let the cards fall where they may. This approach scares some companies so Brandon has bounced around a lot, especially given the rougher edge that he uses at times when pushing the envelope of a gal's sexual ability. That said, one of his most popular series at Platinum X Pictures has been the semen soaking Baker's Dozen series where a gal will have hardcore sex and then face a huge number of third tier mope squad members in a blowbang. The latest volume in the series is Baker's Dozen 8, similar to me last look at the series with Baker's Dozen 5, following the established formula with some attractive ladies and great extras. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that the men were not properly credited:

Scene One: The Private Casting Call Footage of Amy Reid: Amy Reid, the hotty gracing the front DVD cover, was up first as she walked towards the front door of the house in some tiny metallic shorts and stripper shoes but nothing covering her top. When this scene was shot, she had only made a handful of scenes with men and Brandon Iron wisely took her for himself in part due to her perfectly natural breasts. This is one 20 year old that had it going on, proving her teasing skills on the staircase before giving him a POV hummer. I would have appreciated more tease but if I were Brandon, I'd prefer having my cock sucked too so I can't fuss at him too much. He sucked her ass and she rewarded him with a nice titty fuck, moving to the couch for an active vaginal ride. The more I saw this gal, the more I wanted to drop a load and come back to it later for more but I held on in the name of objective reviewing just the same. The movie was clocking in at thirty minutes when he jerked off a load to her face but she wanted more semen, claiming to still be "so thirsty". Sascha Knox, another naked cutie (though not as great as Amy), was then outside with a group of about ten or eleven men that were watching the couple's scene. This pissed off Amy so they were all brought in for the blowbang action as expected; both gals working them over handily. The mope squad members ranged from guys like Dick Nasty to pencil dick losers but the ladies didn't seem to mind one bit as they sucked the guys off without a care in the world; both showing a lot of enthusiasm and energy. By the end of all the loads, the faces of the ladies were drenched in the life-giving semen, licking some off for full effect. It was a great start to a very well received movie.

Scene Two: Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!: Mia Bangg, another breasty hotty with all natural breasts, was out on the porch sitting down as Brandon explained the formula for the series (spending some time on her feet) and had her teasing the camera. She was then joined by dark skinned Jada Fire, who also gave some decent tease while Brandon discussed some whipped cream going on/in her ass. Mia licked the treat off Jada's ass, so Jada returned the favor by eating some sticky honey off Mia's ass; the playfulness levels rising quite fast in my book. Manuel Ferrara joined them for some fun, using the whipped cream to sweeten his cock for them to suck like savage competitors. The vaginal riding that came afterwards was energetic by both gals, each seeming to help the other get wet and do more. The anal wasn't as good for Mia since he did most of the work as Jada used dirty talk to enhance the moment. Jada was more skilled with anal seemed more active with both gals doing lots of taste testing (PTM, PTOGM, ATM, and ATOGM) with the entire scene taking place outdoors under the shade of the house. They shared the inevitable ending load to the faces, cumswapping a little but both claiming to want even more so Hillary Scott brought along a second camera and ended up joining the duo as they sucked off a large number of mope squad members. There were thin dicks, fat cocks, old, young, black, white and Hispanic penises on hand. The ladies did not hesitate at any of them; giving their all the entire time. I thought the gauntlet approach was interesting (the guys formed two lines that the women crawled back and forth through) and the blowbang then turned into an orgy of sorts as Mia and Jada started taking dick again. Eventually, Jada donned some swimming goggles as the guys dropped numerous loads to their faces, Hillary continuing to fluff the waiting mopes as her pals got the glazing of their lives. The second scene was another winner for this type of action, primarily because of how well the ladies appeared to appreciate what was going on.

Scene Three: A pervert is on the loose: Annette Schwarz, a very lean foreign-looking gal with light hair and a skimpy outfit was up next as BTS cameraman Jake Malone came to the door to warn her (as part of the neighborhood watch) about a pervert on the loose in the area. She laid back down on her large bed with a book in her hand and her ass in the air, when the viewer sees the pervert as none other than Brandon Iron in his PXP shirt (he uses a lot of such props in his movies as something of a loyalist compared to others that have directed for the company). He told her to not scream and removed his mask made of pantyhose to snack on her fine ass, spanking it as he gave her the chills during the foreplay process. She liked having her ass eaten and even though she had some blemishes, it was a mighty fine ass to gaze upon. She then blew him and he boned her, Brandon doing more of the work here then in the other scenes (she wasn't passive but she could have worked it better, sooner). She sucked her own toes and seemed at home riding his cock after fully warming up, resulting in her feeding off of his semen when all was said and done. The scene then went to part two where Brandon played a POV cop, with a porn line up of mopes dressed in PXP T-Shirts and panty hose masks. They read off lines "suck my dick bitch", spanked her, and performed analingus on her to see if she could figure out who it was. That didn't work so she suggested they all fuck her face very hard like the perpetrator did and this led to the blowbang. They eventually launched a tremendous quantity of semen onto her face and mouth, her swallowing copious amounts of the stuff before the scene ended.

Summary: Baker's Dozen 8 is much like the kind of show that Brandon Iron is known for; you'll either like it or hate it with little middle ground. I didn't count every load but if it was less then the advertised "62 frosty facials", I'd be really surprised. Further, Brandon went out of his way to find some very appealing ladies that had the kind of energy, passion for sperm, and sexual skill needed to make the show a winner. Add in some very cool extras and you have the formula for a title worth a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, if you enjoy seeing massive quantities of semen covering the faces of various ladies who also have hardcore sex (not to be confused with the multitude of titles on the market that only have oral in such a flick), you'll get into this one repeatedly.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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