Cast: Sunny Lane, Barbara Summers, Andrew Andretti, Daryn Darby, Sahara Night, Steve French, Naomi, Veronica Rayne, Lee Stone, Mysti May, Alexis Silver, Talon
Length: 159.5 minutes
Date of Production: 12/5/2005 (box); 11/23/2005, 11/30/2005, 12/1/2005, 12/5/2005 (credits)
Extras: My favorite extra was the 9.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage. Much of it was the ladies posing for stills or otherwise preparing for their scenes but as a fan of a couple of the gals, seeing them when their "porn mask" was not completely on (or at least their guard lowered a bit more than usual) was fun to watch. There was a decent photogallery and 33.5 minutes of trailers too but the length of the movie itself was the best "extra" one could hope for.
Audio/Video Quality: Hot Bods & Tail Pipe #30 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Stoney Curtis for distribution by Lethal Hardcore/Celestial. The lighting was solid and flat, keeping grain and shadows at bay, and the other visual qualities were handled well enough too. The composition of the camera angles might've been adjusted a bit to enhance the look of the gals but it was rarely bad and the editing looks to have clipped out most of the weaker material. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was in English and pretty basic by most standards although there were times when the gals got so over the top that the track broke up (as though the levels weren't set properly). Overall, I was impressed with the visuals more than the audio but that could be fixed in no time if given a bit more attention.
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Body of Review: Stoney Curtis has been making porn for a while now and remains relatively unknown outside of limited circles. I lucked into a stash of titles from his company recently and decided to look at them in between my usual duties as keeper of the porn faith and all around reviewer; finding a lot to enjoy about the titles that starred some of my favorite ladies. One that caught my eye in particular was Hot Bods & Tail Pipe #30, a set of gonzo scenes where two gals would jump the bones of one guy, showing some heated fun along the way. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Sunny Lane, the hotty on the right hand side of the front DVD cover with pale skin but a smoking hot body, and Barbara Summers, the taller, tanner, and blonder gal on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, were up first as they spoke with director Stoney Curtis outside in the driveway. The initial lesbian action was pleasant with ample amounts of tease as they showed off for the camera. My favorite part of the tease was the oiling up phase where each gal got all slick and shiny though they were all cleaned up as they walked up the stairs of the house to the bedroom where Andrew Andretti was waiting for them. His cock wasn't exactly huge but they both treated him like a royal ice cream cone; sucking and licking his dick like it were something truly special. He reciprocated by sucking their asses and letting Sunny sit on his face; Sunny getting some vaginal action in as a result. Barbara played with her and even sucked his cock clean a few times (PTOGM) but she got some too and eventually did anal with the guy as Sunny assisted her. Both gals gave active rides and got to do some face sitting; Barbara doing ATM before he dropped his load to their faces. The dirty talk enhanced the action and the gals engaged in some cumswapping to finish things up. I liked the chemistry they showed and the scene was surprisingly heated to me.
Scene Two: Daryn Darby, a tall and cute gal in a sundress, and Sahara Night, a more petite gal from the Middle East, were walking along as Stoney and Steve French stopped to say hi. The guys were in a Lamborghini and they admired the women as much as the women admired the car so after exchanging phone numbers, they went their separate ways for a moment. The scene then cut to the gals in skimpy bikinis walking over to the nice house, participating in a photoshoot outside in the driveway by the sweet ride of a sportscar. The gals got friskier as the shoot continued and they got naked, oiling up as part of the lesbian portion of the scene. Steve took off his clothes and Sahara sucked him off but Daryn joined in for a repeat of the last scene. Daryn rode vaginally first as Sahara rubbed her friend's tight ass, also doing PTM before the ladies swapped out roles. Daryn warmed up and eventually gave an active ride after which Sahara did anal somewhat passively. Sahara took the load to her mouth and swapped it with Daryn before some swallowing took place. This scene wasn't nearly as good as the first scene but it had some great moments to enjoy.
Scene Three: Naomi, a gal with a sweet bubble butt, and brunette Veronica Rayne, played calendar girls to the mighty Lee Stone, as photographer in the driveway. The ladies wore postage stamp sized bathing suits as they followed the instructions of the men on the cold, windy day, the car being an Acura this time. They oiled up and were soon inside the house with Lee getting sexually active. They kissed, sucked him off and took their time in a playful manner as he spanked their ample behinds. The vaginal was pretty good and Naomi wanted Lee to lick her ass so he complied as he hammered away at Veronica's pussy, but Naomi did a more active ride. Veronica then upped the ante by doing anal though it was a step backwards for me given how she didn't seem to be able to actively engage him that way (for her part, Naomi cleaned the ass soaked cock clean with ATOGM). Naomi didn't do anal but both gals took the ending facial well enough, swapping the bodily fluid to close out the fun.
Scene Four: Mysti May, one of the funnest little spitfires I've seen in recent months, and busty Brit Alexis Silver, were up last as they wore colorful bikinis outside in the driveway by the red sportscar and acted like models. They flashed the camera but decided to take the show inside to stay safe. The ladies enjoyed one another as they stripped and played, spending some time feeling each other up in a heated manner. They did more direct lesbian action than the other gals but sadly skipped the oiling up tease, moving onto appreciating Talon along the way. Alexis was the oral queen here as she simply didn't want to share the cock but Mysti got some nonetheless. Alexis then dove into Mysti's muff as Talon banged her (Alexis') pussy; hammering away like crazy. This continued for awhile when Mysti ended up with his cock in her ass, him pumping away as she screamed out and whooped (with Alexis feeling up her breasts). Mysti did ATM and then rode him hard and actively in some reverse cowgirl, leading to the facial pop we all knew was coming. It was a good ending scene with a lot more of the fun factor going on then in the other scenes which were somewhat more technically better handled.
Summary: Hot Bods & Tail Pipe #30 was a very solid effort by director Stoney Curtis and even started off by mentioning a contest to take out Sunny Lane to a concert in August (with all expenses paid) by going to the company website and answering a few questions. Sunny is a babe and the idea of going to the concert with her (or even doing something substantially more fun in the back of the limousine with her) appeals to me a whole lot but the real value of the DVD was in how the talented cast handled cock and provided lots of tease with good levels of fuck for the buck. I wasn't exactly happy that the "over 3 hours of hardcore footage" included the trailers but it was still well worth a rating of Recommended or better given the show put on by the cast. If other titles by Stoney are as good as this one, I may have to try and catch up on some of their back catalog. Good work!
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