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Assploitations 6

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 7/16/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Straight

Director: Ariana Jollee

Cast: Ariana Jollee, Melissa Lauren, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Tory Lane

Length: 2hrs 15 min

Production Date: Mayhem, 2006

Extras: Scene Selection with Act Access
Behind the Scenes: 10 Minutes of the usual fun.
Cumshot Access

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is presented in 2.0 stereo as is the norm for most adult films. There is no music during the action so everything can be heard. Voices and noises come through clear and crisp. The Video of the film is Full Frame Color. All scenes were indoor with ample lighting. Not stellar quality, but well above average.

Body of Review: The Assploitations series is now into its 6th installment. With Ariana Jollee at the helm, helping to introduce each girl and provide some assistance in each scene, there should be little doubt that the ass has some bills to pay. Here at DVDTalk, the Assploitations series is still a bit of a tossup. Let's see if the 6th film can pull forward.

Scene 1: Ariana Jollee
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Starting off the movie is Ariana Jolle, who--stop me if I'm wrong--seems to be among the most prolific porn starlets out there. Ariana is lying on a kitchen counter, hogtied with what appears to be Christmas lights. The room is dark and the lights are on, so everything has a pleasant glow. Including Ariana's gorgeous, round ass, which is lit by a single, large bulb plugged in her asshole. She promplty pulls it from her ass and licks it clean. A pretty good start I'd say. Atypical as hell. But good nonetheless. Two handsome lads enter to tear Ariana a new one. She begins her nasty repertoire by shoving both cocks in her mouth and slobbing them until they are soaked and her face is covered in oral goo. The guys rough talk Ariana and she responds correctly. All three climb onto the counter and begin a hot little trio with Ariana riding one cock reverse cowgirl and sucking the other. They switch and put Ariana in varoius positions. When the action moves to the floor Ariana gets double plugged taking one in each hole before moving on to a mind-numbing 2 cocks in the ass performance. Ariana is very likely the hottest hardcore starlett in the business and watching her perform is a bit bittersweet. The good looks coupled with nastiness, vs performances that are so rugged and relentless they become difficult to watch. Thirty minutes of two guys pumping every orfice any which way can be exhausting. But it's good this scene sets the pace of the disc. If only the others can keep up.

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Scene 2: Sandra Romain
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Next up is the very sultry Sandra Romain. Dressed in fishnet hose and top, Sandra's nipples and long legs are to die for. She begins with a slow tease, showing off her amazing body and revealing a perfect set of breasts. Ariana comes on set to stick some long, thin tubular thing up Sandra's ass and to tell her her men are next. The men start by sticking what appears to be a lightsaber in her ass and mouth, twisting it around to get Sandra moaning. After too much silly swordplay, the two gals begin to suck the guys off and a nice but too short train of ass munching is formed. As Ariana gets boned from behind, she buries her head into Sandra's crack, getting banged into it with the guy's pumping. The foursome have a party on a nearby bed changing up various positions and sticking with the disc's anal theme. ATMs are as common as pillows in this bed and the gal's mouth's easily handle their thick cocks. Sandra and Ariana are increadibly energetic but at times the camera isn't able to keep up with their sudden and unpredictable position changes or acts. Sandra takes a double load to the mouth to end an exciting but tad disorienting scene.

Scene 3: Melissa Lauren
Acts Included: Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
Condoms: No
Melissa has the look and body of a French model, great eyes, great tits and a mysterious way of looking into the camera. She teases the camera for a minute, pulling on her pierced nipples. In the next scene, Melissa is bent over a chair with a huge dildo taped into her ass. Ariana comes to her rescue, slipping it out and letting Melissa suck it. Ariana sucks at Melissa 's asshole, lubing it for the actor's thick cock meat. Melissa gets nasty in her oral scene, slurping and smacking his penis. He moves straight for her back hole, slipping it in her ass while she lies on a couch. There's little more than a slight whimper from Melissa. She plays with her pussy as he drills her in several styles. But just watching this cutie doesn't seem to be enough. Ariana returns and brings another dude with her. Luckily this doesn't become a foursome and the guy's merely swap Melissa around--Ariana lending her mouth for an occasional ATM. Another strong scene, slightly less energetic than the one before. But the inclusion of a second man seems unnecessary since most of the action is straighton boning. Simple focus on Melissa would have been plenty for any guy. .

Scene 4: Dana Vespoli
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial
Condoms: No
Dana begins by showing off her ass, which is covered tightly in red Saran Wrap. She slowly rubs her behind and legs and exposes a nicely shaved pussy. Ariana comes on set to tear a hole in the Saran Wrap and pull out a thick don stuck in Danas ass. The Saran Wrap is a little kinky, but never comes into play during the action. It's torn away quickly before Dana plants her tiny ass on some dude's mug. Both gals slob his knob for a while, going as deep as possible. This is a nice closeup scene, probably the best on the disc, where we can see nice tongue and lip action on his shaft and balls. Dana hops on his wet cock to ride him cowgirl style. Dana's tight little hole gets a thorough workout from white, man meat, but by now the film has stuck itself in its own mud. Ariana sits to the side, offers a gentle stroke or the occassional ATM while Dana gets drilled in a number of positions, never really becoming the dominant one herself. A nice head-off-the-edge-of-the-couch blowjob adds some spark to the disc, but doesn't last long enough for one to enjoy. Ariana squirts on the guy's head, but again it's too late for excitement.

Scene 5: Tory Lane
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, ATP, Facial
Condoms: No
This voluptuous beauty has a great, curvy body with long legs and a perfect rack. Her legs are even hotter in the red fishnets. She bends over to finger her asshole, spreading her wide, thick ass. Great attention is given to her body in the start of this scene. Which is nice, we get an awesome tour of her figure and all her holes. To out do herself, Tory sticks ping pong balls up her puss and ass, popping them out when she tightens her butt. Ariana comes along to play this wacky version of ping pong and buries a few balls in her ass. The action here is wilder and less predictable. Both gals are nasty and offer plenty of girl on girl play. When Ariana gets plugged she allows some ATMs as well as ATPs. And since Tony is on par with Ariana, both women bring a lot of heat to the scene. Hearing both ladies banter in dirty talk is wild. And when Tory takes a pop to the face, Ariana is there to lick it off and give a final kiss.

Concluding Words: All one need to know about Assploitations 6 is that there were five others before it. And should one take a look at the reviews of the previous 5 one would see the series has been more or less hit or miss. Nothing stellar has really come from this fairly new batch of films and this is the case with number 6. I feel there is some great talent here, particularly nice beautiful women to look at, but the chemistry in the film through anything pleasurable about the scenes way off. None of the women really had a good hold of control in the action and while Ariana often came in to do a little hands on directing, her prescene (for me) pulled away from the girls of the moments. I also think a stronger focus on the ass in general could have been considered. Each scene has some anal play and other fun stuff, but most of the time is eaten by straight dick in the ass pounding. The final scene with Tory Lane is perfect in ass attention. I love Ariana and her work, but I fear there's too much at stake when her hands are both behind the camera and in front. The disc is solid across the board because it serves good action, but there is little replay or memorable moments here. Rent It


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