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I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #7

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/24/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #7

Digital Sin

Genre: Interracial

Directors: Brother Love and Tyler Scott

Cast: Mysti May, Shane Diesel, Sindee Jennings, Lorena Sanchez, Aaralyn Barra, Crystal Clear; Azalea Lee, Annie Cruz, and Mark Ashley in the bonus scene)

Length: 108.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/29/2006, 3/30/2006, 4/13/2006, 5/3/2006, 5/18/2006

Extras: For most of you, the bonus scene from Double Play 4 will be the best extra. It starred Azalea Lee, Annie Cruz, and Mark Ashley; lasted 34 minutes, and had a lot of action (including Annie with her waterworks). I prefer unique bonus material so the 27.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Brother Love was even better to my way of thinking. Mysti closed it out and was the most off beat, outrageous gal of the cast, displaying some of the enthusiasm that has propelled her to my list of top gals of late. There was a photogallery, some trailers, and a true double sided DVD cover for those who care too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #7 was presented in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Brother Love and Tyler Scott for release by Digital Sin. The overall lighting was decent but there were some grainy moments in a few of the scenes. The composition of the shots tended to be favorable to the ladies but the over use of close ups and lack of proper editing caused some issues for meso it wasn't the best looking DVD coming out of the company. Most of the rough edges looked minor though so don't fret too much over them but keep in mind that a bit more polishing up would have made the scenes look even better. The audio was presented in the standard 2.0 Dolby Digital but if there was any separation between the channels, I didn't hear it. The vocals were the main audio focal point with limited music to worry about but not all of the ladies made best use of their vocal talents here.

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Body of Review: Brother Love has been expanding his repertoire of late in order to prove he has what it takes to offer up something other than cookie cutter porn. In a couple of titles he shot the massive Shane Diesel; a man known as much for his resemblance to the mainstream actor as his huge penis. The first of these collaborations in my review stack is I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #7, a series of scenes where Shane screws newcomers to the best of their ability. The box cover said it like this: "Like mama always said, "Cocks are like a box of chocolates, you never know how big you'll get." Luckily for us, the Diesel's monstrous beefsteak makes him hung like a t-rex. But unluckily for these girls, their pussies themselves will be calling 911 for help when the Diesel comes at them like a raging bull. Sindee Jennings, Aarylin Barra, and Mysti May lead the brave team of tight little twats into battle. But when it's said and done, these girls will be looser than your poop after eating honeydew. Oh my God! I can't believe she took the whole thing!" If that sounds interesting to you, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn but few of the gals could handle him to the fullest of his abilities:

Scene One: Mysti May, one of the most enthusiastic of new gals to hit porn in quite some time, pointed out that things were going to get "wet and nasty" as she sucked and jerked off the massive meat of Shane Diesel. I would have appreciated more warm up to the sex but she was soon impaling (she said "ripping") her pussy on his cock. She went right back to orally working him over and then yelling out loud (as is her tendency these days) to ride him some more. She then started hammering herself on his cock so hard that it took him by surprise, causing him to yell out as though it were hurting him; a first in my experience watching his scenes. They screwed in several more positions and he rubbed out a load to her mouth and face that she started spitting and rubbing on the camera lens. Whew!

Scene Two: Sindee Jennings, the little cutie on the front DVD cover from Houston, TX (Brother Love finding out about reverse racism in the big city from her) with the lean, all natural body, was up next as she masturbated on the couch before begging for a big dick. Moments later, she was faced with the cock of Shane Diesel, trying her best to suck him off. She worked his shaft with her hand as she concentrated her mouth on the tip; a common occurrence in his scenes (even Mysti above could only swallow so much of him), licking his balls a bit in the process. His cock being longer then her head, she still managed to get him erect with her ministrations, taking as much of him as possible in her pussy. She gave him a decent ride considering her limited ability to take him into her, eventually letting him do most of the work as she laid back and accepted all she could. I wasn't keen on her various blemishes but she showed a lot of potential in the scene and made it more fun than it would have otherwise been.

Scene Three: Lorena Sanchez, a curvy Latina with light hair and pretty eyes, had a very nice booty and chest to show off during some tease in the living room before she was faced with the whopper of Shane Diesel. She took the easy route by sucking his tip and jerking him off, alternating between using her hand and going mouth only on him. She was playful in how she approached her task, and he even spent a moment going down on her before slowly nailing her pussy. Her ride was less energetic and the camera shied away from her lower abdomen (she had a lot of discoloration on her skin, in a spotted pattern) but she did the best she could at taking him before the load graced her mouth.

Scene Four: Aaralyn Barra, another newcomer with lightened hair and a positive attitude, was up next as she gave some tease on the bed before working with Shane Diesel. Her oral was short and her ride was mostly passive. He rubbed her asshole but given the limits of her vaginal ride, I didn't expect any true anal action out of her this time. She did more PTM than her associates and tried to use her vocal talents to enhance the scene but as cute as she was, the scene came across as more about her trying to prove she could sort of handle his girth than any real heat or chemistry. Her milky white skin contrasted nicely against his light black skin but she'll need to schedule a rematch after she develops more skill if she wants to vindicate herself. I can't say that he ever got completely hard and the facial was wasted when she spit it out onto her titties.

Scene Five: Crystal Clear, a brunette with red streaks in her hair much like Sindee in a previous scene, was up next without the benefit of any tease as she slobbed the knob of Shane Diesel. While she couldn't handle much of his boner in her mouth, she at least provided an enthusiastic show while she messily gave him as good an oral show as possible with her hand as backup. She was another one with milky white skin and the vaginal pounding was almost all done by him as she held on. This is one of the limitations of working with relatively new gals and such a massive dick (okay, it's not like I'm talking about my own two inches); very few gals are going to be like Mysti and part of the appeal of such scenes is watching unprepared ladies try to do what they can with what they are faced with. I'd prefer gals that can meet him thrust for thrust were present in the scenes but that'd make for a very short series I'm told. He rubbed out the final load on her mouth and she treated it like toxic spew but didn't shy away from it in terms of clamping down her mouth.

Summary: I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #7 was another winner for Brother Love and Shane Diesel, warranting a rating of Recommended. I would have liked all of the gals to be as into the action and skilled as Mysti May (the highlight of the show) but one of the biggest draws of the movie was seeing how much the limits of the ladies were going to be pushed by the huge cock of Shane. If you'd rather see ultra active ladies working meat pipe, you should probably find smaller cocks, like Lexington Steele's, going to work on new ladies but many of you are into seeing wide dicks screwing ladies rather than just long ones and that was one of the strengths of I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #7.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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