Genre: Interracial Feature Director: De Montfort Cast:: Charlotte Stokley, Jessica Jammer, Sophie Dee, Angel Long, Phoebe, Jack Napier, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Sledge Hammer, Tyler Knight Length: 150 mins Production Date: 2006
Audio/Visual: In a Nutshell - Professional, but Lacking Artistry
Perhaps Mr. De Montfort should give himself the following nickname - "King of the Close-ups". All throughout Jack Napier is Superbrotha is a mind-boggling number of extremely tight compositions. We practically follow the dick as it enters an orifice, and in keeping with his cinematic bent, our filmmaker enjoys sticking around to see the semi-gaping results upon withdrawal. Otherwise, the 1.33:1 full screen image has some framing issues (there are not a lot of establishing or long shots) and a couple of natural light limiting sequences. But overall, this is a decent adult product with visual and audio standards typical of the industry.
Extras: In a Nutshell - Your Basic Bonus Scene Presentation
Along with the normal adult DVD added content – photos, trailers, website information – 1strike finds room to include a bonus scene from the Nectar release Marty Zion's Exxxtasy Island III. Featuring a pair of unnamed performers, we get some cabaret and foreplay before the oral (male and female) doggy, reverse cowgirl and mish. The $hot is delivered on the stomach, making for an intense, if standard sex sequence. Also included is a basic Behind the Scene featurette which gives us a glimpse of how the title was put together. With the opportunity to see some blooper both before and during the XXX material, this is an interesting addition to the disc.
Time to break out the carnal caveats over this title. First off, Jack Napier appears in only ONE scene. Any fans looking to see this stud star in action will have to be satisfied with a single serving. Secondly, the title is just a tie in to the recently released Superman Returns. The movie has no plot, no mention of "the man of steel" and no other connection to comic book moviemaking. Indeed, the back cover art goes on and on (in racially questionable terms) about how Napier is a "mild mannered reporter for the Harlem Globe by day", blah, blah, blah. Again, there is no narrative here. This is nothing more than a standard interracial feature, a collection of unrelated scenes sans Clark Kent Kunt, whatever. Anyone hoping for some smutty spoof will be sadly mistaken. Unfortunately, the same can be said for the hardcore as well.
The Sex Scenes:
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At some point in the black on white dynamic, a director is going to come up with something more inventive than big burly men with petite, flat-chested waifs. It's so stereotypical that it becomes a tired, flaccid foundation. It's not for a lack of heat – everyone here is fucking their fool brains out – it's just that, after a while, a small (extremely) white pussy being pounded by oversized man meat grows derivative. As a matter of fact, Jack Napier is Superbrotha goes so overboard with this ideal (most of the gals here could use a good meal – or seven) that there is nothing new to see. This means that we must rely on the performers to sell the porn. Unfortunately, many of the connections are passionless and pedestrian. We get the same positions over and over again, as doggy turns to cowgirl turns to mish, etc. In one or two rare instances, the actors get lost in the lewdness, but overall, this is some incredibly mediocre balling.
Scene 1:Sophie Dee, Jack Napier Acts Performed:Blowjob, Ball Sucking, Mish, Face Fucking, V to M, Doggy, Cowgirl, Tit Fucking, $hot in Mouth, Oral Clean-up, Sperm Play, Swallowing
Score: 2 out of 5
After some mindless banter, Jack drops his pants, lubes up his log, and delivers a determined dicking to a very receptive Ms. Dee. In fact, Sophie tries to sell the sex with a selection of fuck faces so outrageous that they are hard to ignore. Yet once we get to the prick-in-pussy sequences, the fun quickly fades away. As Napier pumps and pumps, De Montfort holds the camera and simply lets minutes of mindless porking plod by. It gets to be too much, and presents an ominous omen of the carnality to come. In addition, anyone who loves "sperm play" (gargling, tasting, teasing, bubble blowing) will enjoy the pop shots offered here. These gals are disgusting in their desire to be orally creative with cum.
Scene 2: Angel Long, Sledge Hammer Acts Performed:Cabaret, Masturbation, Huge Black Dildo Action, Dildo Fucking, Blowjob, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Cowgirl, 69, Face Sitting, Reverse 69, Doggy, $hot to Mouth, Oral Cleanup, Swallowing
Score: 2.5 out of 5
Better than the first scene because of the palpable passion between the actors, this second slice of Napier nookie offers the best bonking in the set. Sledge Hammer seems to really get off on Angel, and she reciprocates with lots of animated arousal. Their frequent bouts of 69 even out the domination designs, and equal emphasis on oral as well as penetration helps to infuse the erotica. Again, points are awarded for Ms. Long's desire to diddle the world's LARGEST dildo. On the downside, see seems pained when it finally finds her soft wet spots.
Scene 3: Jessica Jammer, Nat Turnher Acts Performed: Cabaret, Masturbation, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Mish, V to M, Reverse Cowgirl, $hot to Mouth, Oral Cleanup, Sperm Play, Swallowing
Score: 2 out of 5
Perhaps the quickest, most basic scene the Dirge has seen in the last six months, this couple tries to spice up the sex with a little prurient pillow talk. Jessica also does a bit of bump and grind before she and her partner partake of some slap and tickle. The three positions and out ideal is terrible, since each fuck facet is captured in the point and shot style, with little or no aesthetic invention. And as with her fellow females, Ms. J enjoys spitting up spunk, spinning the saliva laced guy goo with her fingers, and cramming it all back in her craw before she makes like a bird and swallows. It's not exciting and makes for an uncomfortable bit of post-poon tomfoolery.
Scene 4: Phoebe, Lee Bang Acts Performed: Cabaret, Blowjob, Ball Action, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Spoon, Doggy, $hot to Mouth, Oral Cleanup, Swallowing
Score: 1.5 out of 5
Playing the wanton waif to the point of physical discomfort, Phoebe's loins just can't handle what Lee is lugging. The minute he enters her area, Ms. P looks like she's being tattooed with a blowtorch. As she tries to pretend she's enjoying the act, Lee bangs away in a mindless attempt to be macho and potent. The whole act feels forced and flat. Once the pop arrives, everyone is relieved – none more so than the audience.
Scene 5:Charlotte Stokley, Tyler Knight Acts Performed:Cabaret, Blowjob, Tit Play, Cowgirl, Doggy, V to M, Face Sitting, 69, Reverse Cowgirl, Mish, $hot to Mouth, Oral Cleanup, Swallowing
Score: 2 out of 5
Saving us from a duo dose of dire hardcore, Charlotte decides to add a running commentary to her carnality, talking incessantly about Tyler, his tool and the color of his skin. Someone must believe that this kind of perplexing pillow talk works, but the Dirge is not one of them. Personally, nothing destroys my interest more readily than a gal who won't stop staring into the lens. It's annoying. Yes, I am looking. Yes, I know you are having sex on screen. No, I am not interested in making vicarious eye contact with you. Along with the rather lame variables to the interpersonal plowing, this sequence is just the standard interracial imagery, nothing more or less.
Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating:2 out of 5 ( Rent It Cohabitation Certification:Granted
In many ways, this title was a let down from the moment it was discovered that the Superman shit was just a marketing ploy. Had 1strike stepped up, drafted a spoof script, and had these obvious acting amateurs stumble their way through a comic book parody, the subpar porn wouldn't have mattered. We'd be too busy laughing at the lewd lampoon to care about the crappy cockknocking. Unless you find the concept of black on white wantonness instantly arousing, this title only deserves a Rent It. Once seen, you can decide if there's enough genital greatness to satisfy your XXX loving libido. The simplicity of the positions also means that couples will find nothing to complain about here. Therefore, a Cohabitation Certification is easily awarded. The only thing here that's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings with a single bound is the amount of chutzpah it takes to deliver such a bait and switch setup for a sex film. Jack Napier may be Superbrotha in someone's eyes, but this DVD definitely doesn't support such a sentiment.