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MILF Bonanza 2


Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 7/30/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Young mother vignettes

Writer-director: Bridgette Kerkove

Running time: 117 mins. + extras

Cast: Sara Stone, Lauren Lee, Brandi (Brandi Lyons), Vanessa Lane, Faith, Daryl Hanah, Scott (Scott Lyons), Jim Beem, Marcus Jordan, Chris Charming

GOT MILF?

As actress Daryl Hanah explains in an interview on this DVD, the age of your basic porn MILF is no longer 40-something but somewhere around 25 years old, and she doesn't necessarily have to have given birth. This digital video feature comprises five vignettes built around one-on-one encounters involving pretty women all in the 25-30 range. The scene setups amount to about two sentences of dialogue before the sex starts.

THE ACTION

Scene 1: Buxom brunette Sara Stone stands in her doorway and bids her unseen husband farewell for the day, then scoots across her living room, tells Lisa Kudrow-esque blonde pal Lauren Lee "We're alone," and proceeds to show her how easily her panties can be pulled aside. There's nice gentle pussy lapping by the babes, who both wear black bras, panties, garters, hose and heels. Their bras remain on throughout, but with their boobs playfully pushed up and out. The girls seem to be genuinely into each other and take turns making each other cum several times.

Scene 2: Two strangers (Brandi and Scott) jogging in a park (actually most likely the producer's L.A. yard) stop and chat about the fact that they're both wearing green sweatsuits. After a few words about motherhood, they're not wearing anything. He's rock-solid from the start. She sucks him nicely by a fountain, he eats her, and they do some strenuous all-positions humping on the green green grass. Director Bridgette Kerkove and her cameraman achieve some well-framed shots, such as a look through Scott's legs as he whomps away missionary style, with Brandi's holes and her face all clearly seen simultaneously. The skinny little Scott does pack an aesthetically pleasing curved tool, which the long, thin brunette Brandi ultimately enjoys anally. There's ass-to-mouth entertainment before she swallows his cum.

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Scene 3: A guy (Jim Beem) pulls his car up to a petite jogger (Vanessa Lane) in the same "park" and they engage in small talk -- she says she has, um, five kids -- before strolling to a fresh patch of grass. The seemingly demure Vanessa turns out to be a serious gobbler, inhaling the big guy's midsized meat as if it were an oxygen tank and she just ran a marathon. The nimble little chick gets in some remarkable positions that should not be tried at home, including putting the top of her foot against Beem's chest as they stand, he filling her from behind. She gets on her knees for a spray finale.

Scene 4: Statuesque box cover girl Faith is home alone watching TV in undies and strappy black heels when a pizza delivery man arrives. Stop me if you've heard this one before. The "kids" are at school, Faith tells the short body-building Pizza Guy (Marcus Jordan), so naturally they must have sex. The dark-haired beauty ("American Idol's" Katharine McPhee happily comes to mind) enjoys having her small natural breasts suckled and going down on little Pizza Guy. He gives her a speed licking before insert his toolette. There's cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and more before he spews in her mouth. But he keeps pumping himself until he pops out another load within 30 seconds. Impressive, Pizza Guy.

Scene 5: Daryl Hanah, a tall blonde with bangs and dark eyebrows, looks less like her namesake that she does the singer Aimee Mann, and her legs do seem to go on Til Tuesday. Walking along a "road" (the aforementioned producer's driveway) after having dropped off her "son" at school, she is approached by a weasel with a German accent (Chris Charming). She consents to be driven to his home, where after a house tour they end up in his bedroom. She immediately takes the guy in hand, pulling down his jeans to reveal an impressive piece of German engineering. She sucks him slowly and with apparent lust. Lots of mutual licking ensues, followed by standard but picturesque humping and some fine anal. (She has trouble taking in all of his 9 or 10 inches.) He cums on her belly, then dick-shifts back into the butt and then directly to her mouth for another unloading.

THE DVD

Picture and Sound

The feature is presented in what looks like 16:9 widescreen. Picture quality is fine, with the digital video providing a soft, film-like look, rather than a harsh brightness. As with so many video productions, the volume and clarity of the actors' voices depends on how close the camera is. And the non-sex dialogue is often much fainter than the various groans and "fuck me!'s" -- which means you should keep the remote handy for sudden volume explosions.

Extras

A behind-the-scenes featurette revisits the shooting of Scenes 1, 2, 3 and 5. We see director Bridgette Kerkove setting up shots, giving the cast their motivation, and shooting. Some hardcore moments, including cum shots, are captured from this unique viewpoint, with the cameraman and soundman seen standing mere inches from the action. (For a lawn scene, the cameraman lies on his belly and nearly gets under the naked bodies.) There's also the aforementioned interview with the easygoing Daryl Hanah, who confesses she gave up a restaurant management career in favor of professional sex.

There's a skippable manual photo gallery, but do check out the lengthy trailers for Girl Pirates 2, Phat Ass Tits 3, Lusting for Latinas 2, Asian Invaders 2, Wonderland, Latina Anal Assault #2, Disturbed #4 and Blowjob Princesses #2.

FINAL THOUGHTS

MILF Bonanza #2 is a mixed bag. The premise falls apart under the slightest scrutiny -- yes, these women are of child-bearing age, but you never believe that they actually are moms, which destroys the fantasy. The scenarios are extremely lame, with little attempt to create realistic situations and dialogue. The choice of shooting locale is insultingly lazy. On a couple of occasions the actors look toward the camera or the director -- a real buzz kill. Nevertheless, the not overly familiar girls range from attractive to goddess, and they all reveal high horniness. The stiff-making trailers help push this title from a Rent It to Recommended.



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