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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 23

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/3/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Service Animals 23

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Sasha Knox, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Jenner, Jay Lassiter, Joe Rock, Joe Friday, Crystal Clear, Jenna Presley, Tom Byron, Amber Rayne, Dasani Lezian, Brandon Iron, Chris Charming, Krista Morgan, Alexis Malone, Van Damage, Joey Silvera, Keeani Lei, Melissa Lauren, Ryan Knox, Velicity Von, Christie Lee

Length: 219 minutes

Date of Production: 5/1/2006

Extras: The best extra included on the double disc set was 30 minutes worth of bonus footage from the scenes that was edited out. Most of it was worth watching and even stroking off to so don't skip it if you buy the DVD set, though there was some minimal interview footage too. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot compilation to the scenes, a cast list, some limited filmographies, and trailers to movies like Service Animals 21Service Animals 20, Service Animals 19, Service Animals 18, Strap Attack, Hellcats 8, and Hellcats 9.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Service Animals 23 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. One of the problems with earlier volumes in the series had been various technical limitations like lots of grain, video noise, poor camera angles, and compression artifacts and they were all present here too, but thankfully in far less obvious amounts. There was some grain due to some of the lighting being off and some noise in a few spots but with two discs to put the material on, the compression artifacts were nowhere to be seen and even some of the fleshtones looked more accurate than usual but the compression rate used to put so much information on just two discs showed as well. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were solid. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

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Body of Review: Joey Silvera has long been a force in porn, from his early days in front of the camera to his current work as a director for Evil Angel. Aside from providing the most sexually diverse (some would say perverse) material the company currently offers, he also seems to have a knack for getting some exceptionally heated performances out of his talent. His latest movie is the double disc extended version of Service Animals 23, continuing the domination and control themes from Service Animals 22. If you want to see rough sex of all sorts, including sex where the lady is clearly in charge, you'll find this one to be another great value for the levels of fuck for the buck it provides. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting no condoms were used:

Scene One: Sasha Knox, the gal on the upper left hand corner wearing her tiara, was up first as she gave an interview by the pool on an overcast day but was soon dressed up in lingerie in the living room to do Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Jenner, Jay Lassiter, Joe Rock, and Joe Friday. I really liked the fishnet stockings and pink (with black trim) outfit she had on but fans of gals wearing glasses will also like how she gave herself up to all the men on the couch after warming up with some limited fingering action by Jenner. The men all started feeling her up and she squirted (cough) as she took turns sucking their rods. She was a pretty active rider of cock in her pussy though her anal could've used some work. She did taste testing (PTM and ATM) as well as DP; screaming out as they ravaged her in just about every which way but loose. The scene lasted over a half hour and ended with the men depositing their loads to completely glaze her face. There wasn't much chemistry between them but it was an active scene most of the time and that should suffice to give you something to jerk off to a few times.

Scene Two: Crystal Clear and Jenna Presley, the two brunettes on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, were up next as they were showcased nicely individually by Joey. Jenna wanted Lacie Hart to do her but Lacie "went Vivid on me and moved out" so that wasn't happening. Crystal was slightly older but both gals were pretty young, especially compared to former Houstonian Tom Byron. Jenna was begging to be spanked hard and both ladies were dressed up in fetish attire that enhanced their lovely forms more than a little bit as Tom went to work. Tom reddened the lovely cheeks so much that he was then told to lick them with Crystal taking the dominant role (fans of BDSM will note that Jenna was topping from the bottom though). Jenna gave Tom some fine head in return with Crystal assisting too before both of them did some vaginal with him. As Tom fucked one, the other would go down on her female accomplice and Crystal went the extra mile by tossing Tom's salad very deeply. Jenna worked out the load orally and this was a kinky but satisfying scene too.

Scene Three: Amber Rayne and Dasani Lezian, the gals on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, played at being bratty youth in search of thrills while mom was out for the day. The tease was designed to show Amber's mother as a negligent lady (making her a latch key kid of sorts) and they were joined by Brandon Iron and Chris Charming to complete the quartet (some would say whore-tet). Amber was too lean for my tastes and Desani had the curves I wanted to see in action the most. The gals got hot and heavy with the attention starved Amber doing anything she could to please her pal. The trio roughed up Amber who was soon sucking cock but both ladies were given ample opportunity to do so with some lesbian licking tossed in too. Amber took cock in both her pussy and ass though she wasn't particularly aggressive at riding it. Dasani ended the sex by jerking out a huge load from Brandon all over her body for Amber to lick off, marking a decidedly rough scene for fans to appreciate.

Scene Four: Krista Morgan and Alexis Malone, a couple of curvy blondes located on the middle of the front DVD cover (near Jenna's ass cheeks), were up next as they got into some hot little fetish outfits. Krista wore some tiny blue jean shorts torn into a thong and a black top that hardly held her ample bosoms while Alexis wore a more traditional porn outfit. They beckoned slave Van Damage to join them and like a faithful puppy, he did anything they said, licking and rubbing like their servant as they made him lick their toes and other body parts to warm them up. It was a softer sell style BDSM scene rather than the shrill dominatrix screaming orders, but no less powerful as the ladies teased and toyed with him endlessly. To be fair, they sucked him off with vigor and rode him hard as they used their pussy and ass tricks to keep him as hard as a diamond (Krista's ass looked especially good getting pummeled). He ended by popping on their feet, at which time Joey Silvera jumped in for a POV blowjob. This was the end of the first disc, marking a very nice selection of nasty sex tricks by attractive women.

Scene Five: Keeani Lei and Melissa Lauren, the two ladies in the upper middle of the front DVD cover, were up next as the first scene on the second disc along with Ryan Knox and Chris Charming at a "bar" of sorts. Tattooed Ryan was showing pool tricks as he used his cock to get a few balls in the pocket, impressing the easily impressible Keeani but then abusing her to the point that Melissa stepped in to teach him some manners. She slapped him silly and he looked genuinely surprised but let her continue as she stepped on his nuts and abused him while Keeani yelled "get him" from his feet and laughed as she joined in. Chris simply sat back and stroked his cock slowly as the ladies continued their onslaught to the point where he was flinching big time. I'm not into abuse porn but all the ladies out there might get a kick out of this guy getting his comeuppance from them and the sex came afterwards courtesy of Chris' meaty member. The ladies sucked and fucked Chris like they were on fire, forcing Ryan to watch from nearby. Eventually, Ryan got to get a little action though Chris still had the lion's share and had a powerfully active anal from Keeani. Melissa's face sitting was hot and the oiled up handjob ending was pretty interesting visually though I could have done without the squirting conclusion.

Scene Six: Velicity Von and Christie Lee, two of the bustiest and most desirable ladies of the movie were up last as they acted tough with one another and brought in Tom Byron to show how they could violate each other. They were seen on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, with fishnet body stockings making them look all the more appealing to me and their neon micro-mini skirts adding something too. The scene showed none of them truly the dominant partner as they roughed each other up with Tom providing the cock to assist but not the wherewithal to choose sides. The cocksucking and pussy licking was solid, Velicity's vaginal ride very heated, and Christie's anal something that drew her pal in for some ATOGM action. Tom let loose a large load that the gals played with and it was a chaotic bit of chemistry-filled fun. Rumors of Christie leaving porn (again) make this scene even better for replay value but it was a great way to end a good DVD set.

Summary: Service Animals 23 was another tribute by director Joey Silvera to fans that like rough sex with hot ladies of all sorts. I know there are a lot of you out there that don't appreciate how much some of the ladies are into this kind of thing but as one of the great champions of support for women having the ability to choose what they like, I thought almost all of the action was female approved (even if harsher than I generally enjoy). You'll probably either love it or hate it though since no quarter was asked for or given and this would definitely appeal to those of you seeking edgier stroking material to get off to repeatedly. In summary, I think fans of value, fuck for the buck, hot women, and rough sex will find this one they can consider Highly Recommended.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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