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Asswhole 3

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/12/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Asswhole 3

Third Degree

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Danny Case (Pat Myne)

Cast: Naomi, Erik Everhard, Harmony, Mark Ashley, Nadia Styles, Mr. Pete, Flower Tucci, Tee Reel, Sasha Knox, Katsumi

Length: 166.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 4/13/2006 to 5/12/2006

Extras: The best extra was the 21.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Charles Dickens. It had a lot of funny bits where director Pat was screwing around and some nice footage of the hotty make up gal (Double Dee) sunbathing topless by the pool with Naomi but even the other female performers were getting into the fun of things by the looks of it (with some interview footage and extra nudity/sex). The only other extras were a true double sided DVD cover, a cumshot loop, and some trailers to shows like Illegal Ass, Up R Class 3, Sloppy Seconds, Spanish Harlem, and Cum Beggars 3.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Asswhole 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Pat Myne for 3rd Degree. Like his work for Metro, the fleshtones were accurate, the composition of the shots almost always pleasing to the eye (enhancing the look of the gals in every case), a lot of eye to the details. The lighting was very good (most of the time) and this limited the grain, video noise and other potential flaws right from the starting gate. I saw no compression artifacts or video noise, making this a nice looking set of 5 scenes. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was okay but like most gonzo movies, there was little to discuss other than the limited moans, groans, and dirty talk were just fine, if uneventful in most scenes once more. I spot checked the Spanish audio track but the dubbing left something to be desired and really didn't provide me with a lot of additional value.

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Body of Review: Danny Case (or Pat Myne, depending on which name of his you prefer) has been criticized in the past by some of the critics who simply don't understand his style of directing a porn scene. His basic way of handling scenes is to offer up a lot of tease, great outfits, and talented performers who follow his instructions in order to get him off. Rather than the dispassionate directors who often aren't even on location, he takes great pains to control all aspects of the scene but still allows his performers enough room to do what gets them excited, making for some very strokable material with great replay value. His recent work for Third Degree has proven to be better than average and his latest flick is Asswhole 3, a series of anally themed scenes using some of the best ladies in porn as his focal points used to get the audience off. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and keeping in mind how no scene was a filler scene to me:

Scene One: Naomi, the hotty on the front DVD cover with the shapely ass, was up first as she teased the camera in her white mesh outfit and matching thong in the usual house used by Third Degree. One of the strengths of director Pat Myne is the kind of tease footage he shoots and this was no exception as she slowly gyrated on the staircase and floor while he provided a running commentary. One of these days, someone is going to trim those eyebrows of hers and apply make up to truly enhance her facial looks but her body was extremely stroke worthy from what I could see. She was allowed a few moments to masturbate with a couple of red jelly dildos but she truly came alive when presented with studly Erik Everhard's cock to suck on the edge of the couch. She savored the taste, sucked his balls, and aggressively worked his shaft to the fullest of her abilities, making it one of the best hummers she has given on camera in a long time. In return, he ate her out a little and then started screwing her doggy style with her ass in the air and head on the floor, accentuating her curvy behind really well. I preferred it when she sat on his cock though since that was when she appeared to be able to rock actively on his rod, elevating the level of heat and energy to mix nicely with the chemistry she showed with him. The vaginal pounding she took then slowed down as the scene went to focusing on anal, him slowly working his cock inside her ass to an increasing tempo as she accommodated what he was giving her. She seemed okay with doing ATM and apparently enjoyed his pulsating member penetrating her anal cavity, causing her to gape really wide. It ended with a moderate load to her face that she slowly rubbed around before the camera faded away.

Scene Two: Harmony, a curvy gal that has provided many fans a lot of strokable material over the last year or so, was up next as she began the following scene with her ass in the air stuffed with a large glass dildo and Pat pouring oil down her ass crack. She masturbated with the lengthy toy only to find it replaced by the hard cock of Mark Ashley. He banged her anally in doggy before she sucked him clean with an enthusiastic hummer, though the "glub glubbing" noises were a bit over the top for me at times. To be fair, she seemed more at home riding his cock in her pussy after that, with her ass cheeks rippling as a result and him spanking her cheeks to liven her up a bit. They went back and forth from the vaginal, anal, and oral before he busted a nut inside her ass for her to shit out on the couch but she didn't lick it up or otherwise play with it in case you were sick enough to want that.

Scene Three: Nadia Styles, a very cute brunette with a fine little body, was up next as she masturbated to the director's instructions in front of the fireplace. Her outfit enhanced her look but it was her playful demeanor that really set me on fire as she pulled her panties up her pussy and ass, followed by showing off her heart shaped heinie with her fingers stuffed inside both holes. The scene then showed her stretching her ass with a large plastic toy, sucking it clean before being joined by Mr. Pete. Since she asked for a big hard cock in her ass, Pete was just the guy she wanted and she went to the main living room for him to kiss, tease, and spank her to her endless delight. I liked watching her ass ripple more than she did but he wanted to taste her more than anything else so he started snacking on her crack as she moaned in pleasure. The moans were not the over the top, "porn" moans either but believable ones that made me think she was getting off as he toyed with her ass using her dildo. He jilled her to a squirting moment and then started banging her pussy and ass, with her actively participating in the action. Her dirty talk made the scene even better, as did her face sitting routine before they picked up the anal again. The scene ended about 90 minutes into the movie with him rubbing out a load to her ass, coating it thoroughly as a result. Yow!

Scene Four: Flower Tucci, the reigning American anal queen with the fleshy ass, was up next as she teased the camera in her skimpy white outfit. Flower's perfect pucker responded well to her fingering and she seemed intent on making Pat work for her every move but her fans already know how hot she can be when turned on and ready to prowl. Casting the outfit aside, she began drilling herself to a watery orgasm with a large striped glass dildo, sucking it clean from both of her holes until it was time for her to do interracial with Tee Reel. Flower likes men of all colors from my experience and the way she slobbed his knob proved yet again that she won't be invited to the local KKK rally with the manner in which she sucked him to full erection in the living room. She gave up the pussy and ass very heatedly as she aggressively impaled herself on his black cock, squirting again and making sure that she took time to orally stimulate him between most positions. If any of the other ladies were so oral or versatile here, they weren't inclined to show it with her taking the pop shot to her mouth as though it were nectar from the gods. In all, it was a fantastic scene by the hotty, complete with swallowing for the fans. Yum!

Scene Five: Sasha Knox, a hotty with a fleshy ass and appealing face, and Asian hotty Katsumi, were up last in a scene that changed the dynamic of the formula just enough to provide some extra kick. After a scene as solid as Flower's was, there's not much you can do to elevate the heat but I have to admit that the combination of tease and lesbian action before they were joined by Mark Ashley was almost inspired considering how successful they all combined their various skills. Katsumi has proven her staying power in porn for years and the youthful Sasha added something to the scene too as the ladies went at one another. Had Mark never participated in the scene, it would have still been above average for the type of show they put on but the way they all actively participated in the scene was really great (albeit with some minor rough spots). The emphasis on oral and anal drove the scene to providing good levels of replay value and the chemistry between the trio made it another good one to check out. Technical DP's, ATM, ATOGM, rimming, and all the variations provided were on hand this time with him busting the nut on Sasha's ass and Katsumi trying to get some for her oral satisfaction too. Fans of either gal will probably pop mid way through the scene but it was hot throughout the scene.

Summary: Asswhole 3 was another title released by Third Degree that warranted a rating of Highly Recommended based on the cast, the hot scenes, the manner of direction, and the replay value combined with fuck for your buck strokability. Say what you will about director Pat Myne but his ability to capture hot scenes on camera has long been his calling card and the manner in which he seems to care about the work he does rather than just focus on collecting a paycheck invokes thoughts of passion many of his peers might want to instill in their own efforts. In short, Asswhole 3 had a whole lot of ass worth checking out in scenes that provided some serious replay value over the long haul, giving a lot of value to the DVD as a whole but also to the individual scenes. There was literally something for everyone and fans of anal sex will be well served to check this one out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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